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[The Elevator Killer 523]

Just what the Everglades needs. Another invasive species.  

[BunnysBastatrds 2,412]

  I’d be more concerned about the pythons and mosquitoes and swamp bugs. 

[Engorgeous George 2,290]

1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

  I’d be more concerned about the pythons and mosquitoes and swamp bugs. 

And the leeches.  And the rattlers, coral snakes, and cottonmouths.  A northern boy like me would be well out of his element.

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1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

  I’d be more concerned about the pythons and mosquitoes and swamp bugs. 

I'd be more concerned about deranged Floridians.

[The Elevator Killer 523]

3 minutes ago, purdygood said:

I'd be more concerned about deranged Floridians.

It's in the Everglades, not The Villages. For the uninformed, The Villages is a large retirement community where the old people are running around giving each other STDs. 

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3 hours ago, Engorgeous George said:

And the leeches.  And the rattlers, coral snakes, and cottonmouths.  A northern boy like me would be well out of his element.

I’m afraid of cottonmouth’s/water moccasins. Not no but Fawk no. When I was twelve years old, my dad and I I were invited to go to a swamp cap. Fishing/hunting and the dads would cook and drink all night playing  cards. They were very drunk by sleepy time. Got us the next morning and we went fishing and shooting. Of course the only way to travel in the swamp is by boat. Eleven foot outboards aluminum. I was sitting up front whilst cool pop was driving. He sped towards the bank and couldn’t stop it. We hit the bank and  I flew about seven feet. Laughing I look up to make sure he’s ok, and what am I a.foot away from? A water moccasin that was shedding its skin. I froze. I  crawled slowly backwards staring at that fawker. Then I ran. 

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51 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 

I’m afraid of cottonmouth’s/water moccasins. Not no but Fawk no. When I was twelve years old, my dad and I I were invited to go to a swamp cap. Fishing/hunting and the dads would cook and drink all night playing  cards. They were very drunk by sleepy time. Got us the next morning and we went fishing and shooting. Of course the only way to travel in the swamp is by boat. Eleven foot outboards aluminum. I was sitting up front whilst cool pod was driving. He sped towards the bank and couldn’t stop it. We hit the bank and about seven feet. Laughing I look up to make sure he’s ok, and what am a foot away from? A water moccasin that was shedding its skin. I froze. I  crawled slowly backwards staring at that fawker. Then I ran. 

I miss Johnson and Evinrudes.