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 Post two truths and one lie. We guess what they are and leave yours for others to decide. And carry on. 
 
 I was threatened by a New Jersey mob guy who was made.He gave me an ultimatum to stop fattening up his wemens or become missing.

 I lost ten million dollars.

I killed three rapist with a phone call to an Angola guard for a Ford F159 and a case of beer.

 

 

 

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I had the FBI tail me for a short time in the late 70s.

I saw John Holmes in a bar in Miami when he was on the run from the police.

I slept with a porn star at a massage parlor. 

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peefoam is retarded
MDC is gay
Peenie is racist

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34 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

I had the FBI tail me for a short time in the late 70s.

I saw John Holmes in a bar in Miami when he was on the run from the police.

I slept with a porn star at a massage parlor. 

 Lie is you slept with a pron star

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1 minute ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Lie is you slept with a pron star

You got it. Actually someone told me that she was working at one of the local ones, but massage parlors aren't my thing.

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1 minute ago, The Elevator Killer said:

You got it. Actually someone told me that she was working at one of the local ones, but massage parlors aren't my thing.

 What? There was a Vietnamese massage parlor in New Orleans east. My cop friends said ask for Mui. Mui was in her forties but looked like early twenties and did a side job shucking oysters ata plant. (32A) Her right arm was a Popeyes arm minus the anchor tat. Mui Bien: You wan numbah two? You had to pay five extra for numbah too.

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11 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 What? There was a Vietnamese massage parlor in New Orleans east. My cop friends said ask for Mui. Mui was in her forties but looked like early twenties and did a side job shucking oysters ata plant. (32A) Her right arm was a Popeyes arm minus the anchor tat. Mui Bien: You wan numbah two? You had to pay five extra for numbah too.

LMAO. Yeah this one was a local girl. I use "Star" kind of loosely. I ran into her a couple of times. She probably was working out of one of the parlors. The guy said he paid $50. IDK. I think her name was Jessie James or something along that line. 

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1 hour ago, The Elevator Killer said:

MDC isn't gay. I win

:first: 

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I was arrested during a job interview.

I played roulette with Daryl Hall in Vegas.

A hooker smoked crack in my living room when I was in college.

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2 minutes ago, MLCKAA said:

I was arrested during a job interview.

I played roulette with Daryl Hall in Vegas.

A hooker smoked crack in my living room when I was in college.

Lie is you played with Hall

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4 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

Lie is you played with Hall

Dang, great call Bunny Bro!

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13 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Post two truths and one lie. We guess what they are and leave yours for others to decide. And carry on. 
 
 I was threatened by a New Jersey mob guy who was made.He gave me an ultimatum to stop fattening up his wemens or become missing.

 I lost ten million dollars.

I killed three rapist with a phone call to an Angola guard for a Ford F159 and a case of beer.

 

 

 

No one has tried Bunny's because anything is possible with Bunny. But I'll give it a try.

1. I can see the Gambino's doing this.

2. He didn't say it was his money. Gambinos again?

Number 3 is the lie. 

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I partied for 3 days with Woody Harrelson in Daytona Beach in the Hilton Penthouse

 

Dan Blocker, AKA Hoss Cartwright is my third cousin

 

Roger Maris once told me I had the prettiest swing he had ever seen

 

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4 minutes ago, Meglamaniac said:

I partied for 3 days with Woody Harrelson in Daytona Beach in the Hilton Penthouse

 

Dan Blocker, AKA Hoss Cartwright is my third cousin

 

Roger Maris once told me I had the prettiest swing he had ever seen

 

This tough. If it's # 1 using Woody is smart. That makes it sound possible

Third cousin makes it removed enough to be believable. 

Roger Maris liking the way you butt moved, I'll go with that as the lie. 

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34 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

You're supposed to put a lie in there.

finally. The correct reply

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23 minutes ago, edjr said:

finally. The correct reply

Nope. Mine was correct. MDC is not gay. He just plays one on a lightly trafficked message board to troll people. He makes himself a target just to create some hilarity at his own expense and has tried to make himself a target to take heat off of me in the past. He's more of a man than many many posters here.

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I was accused of murder by the po po.

We were a foster home for five years.

I have a small peenie.

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13 minutes ago, NorthernVike said:

I was accused of murder by the po po.

We were a foster home for five years.

I have a small peenie.

I'll go with small peenie. Wait. That didn't come out right. Anyway nice way to brag that you have a big peenie. :cheers:

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20 minutes ago, NorthernVike said:

I was accused of murder by the po po.

We were a foster home for five years.

I have a small peenie.

Po Po?

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8 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

I'll go with small peenie. Wait. That didn't come out right. Anyway nice way to brag that you have a big peenie. :cheers:

Do you want his number?

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8 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

I'll go with small peenie. Wait. That didn't come out right. Anyway nice way to brag that you have a big peenie. :cheers:

But doesn't the peenie disappear frequently?

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20 minutes ago, NorthernVike said:

I was accused of murder by the po po.

We were a foster home for five years.

I have a small peenie.

 I remember you talking about 1 and 2 so you’re hung?

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1 hour ago, The Elevator Killer said:

This tough. If it's # 1 using Woody is smart. That makes it sound possible

Third cousin makes it removed enough to be believable. 

Roger Maris liking the way you butt moved, I'll go with that as the lie. 

Nope, true, played JUCU with Richard Maris and his dad was always there at our practices, told me I had the best swing he had seen

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2 minutes ago, Meglamaniac said:

Nope, true, played JUCU with Richard Maris and his dad was always there at our practices, told me I had the best swing he had seen

Come on. You know you put some extra wiggle in your walk when you saw Roger. 

But that's still pretty cool. And my first miss! 😡

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11 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I remember you talking about 1 and 2 so you’re hung?

:wub:

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4 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said:

No one has tried Bunny's because anything is possible with Bunny. But I'll give it a try.

1. I can see the Gambino's doing this.

2. He didn't say it was his money. Gambinos again?

Number 3 is the lie. 

I agree on 3 being the lie. 
if I remember right BB had a winning lottery ticket that was lost. Remember the story just not that it was BB - must of been. 

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5 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said:

No one has tried Bunny's because anything is possible with Bunny. But I'll give it a try.

1. I can see the Gambino's doing this.

2. He didn't say it was his money. Gambinos again?

Number 3 is the lie. 

 You are correct sir. Jersey strip club owners.

Mom washed a ten million lottery ticket that was bought at the same store on the same day.

My friend Lisa was raped by three men so I when they were sent to Angola, I made a phone calls and they did hard time working and on the farm working the fields harvesting sugar cane. They lived.

 

 Good call

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. 
 

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. 
 

I’m so bad, I should be in detention. 

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54 minutes ago, frank said:

I like big butts and I cannot lie. 
 

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. 
 

I’m so bad, I should be in detention. 

 This is tough one too. You ain’t so bad Julio.

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1.) I made out with a Playboy centerfold.

2.) I ended a rattlesnake's life using a grill off an Old Smokey and removed its rattles with a pair of pliers.

3.) I met Ted Nugent at an airport while he and Damn Yankees were en route to the next tour date.

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1) I found a guys ball sack stuck on a wall after a Santeria priestess had ripped it off with her nails. 
2) I’m in the short documentary “Heavy Metal Parking Lot” filmed at a Judas Priest concert in Landover Maryland in 1986.

3) I refused a direct order to shoot a dog that had run on a live fire range. Turned out it was an officers dog. 

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1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

1) I found a guys ball sack stuck on a wall after a Santeria priestess had ripped it off with her nails. 
2) I’m in the short documentary “Heavy Metal Parking Lot” filmed at a Judas Priest concert in Landover Maryland in 1986.

3) I refused a direct order to shoot a dog that had run on a live fire range. Turned out it was an officers dog. 

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12 hours ago, Sandy Loam said:

1.) I made out with a Playboy centerfold.

2.) I ended a rattlesnake's life using a grill off an Old Smokey and removed its rattles with a pair of pliers.

3.) I met Ted Nugent at an airport while he and Damn Yankees were en route to the next tour date.

1. Unless it was the actual centerfold. 

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31 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

1. Unless it was the actual centerfold. 

You reave Lusty arone. He make out with modehs, ratthsnake die if it bite him and jet set with lock stahs. You sit in underwear and make rame jokes. 

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2 minutes ago, Secret Asian Man said:

You reave Lusty arone. He make out with modehs, ratthsnake die if it bite him and jet set with lock stahs. You sit in underwear and make rame jokes. 

Someone's been visiting my Only Fans. 

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55 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

1. Unless it was the actual centerfold. 

Nope. Met her at a Halloween party in Dallas. 

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