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Married Geeks: Resisting "Mansplaining" to your wife

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I'm sure we've all been accused of "Mansplaining" by the wife

What's an example of a time where you had to bite your tongue when your wife asks you an incredibly stupid question?

Last night I'm watching SEA/TOR ALCS Game 1.  She joins me and asks if all the M's players are switch hitters.  I casually reply that nope, while some are switch hitters most are only left handed or right handed.

She then asked why are they wearing a patch that says "Switch" then?

She was referring to the "Nintendo Switch 2" sponsorship patch that is on their unis.

I think I deserve an award for not laughing and simply explained what it was.

 

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35 minutes ago, DonS said:

 

What's an example of a time where you had to bite your tongue when your wife asks you an incredibly stupid question?

Every time we're doing some project around the house and she asks me why we can't do something that breaks the laws of physics.

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1 hour ago, DonS said:

 had to bite your tongue

 

I can’t bite my tongue. CAN SIZE ????

:mad:

 

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When I ask stupid questions, my husband just smiles and goes, "You're so pretty." 

 

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17 hours ago, DonS said:

I'm sure we've all been accused of "Mansplaining" by the wife

What's an example of a time where you had to bite your tongue when your wife asks you an incredibly stupid question?

Last night I'm watching SEA/TOR ALCS Game 1.  She joins me and asks if all the M's players are switch hitters.  I casually reply that nope, while some are switch hitters most are only left handed or right handed.

She then asked why are they wearing a patch that says "Switch" then?

She was referring to the "Nintendo Switch 2" sponsorship patch that is on their unis.

I think I deserve an award for not laughing and simply explained what it was.

 

Wait til a team gets sponsored by “BJ’s Wholesale Club”!

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17 hours ago, DonS said:

I'm sure we've all been accused of "Mansplaining" by the wife

What's an example of a time where you had to bite your tongue when your wife asks you an incredibly stupid question?

Last night I'm watching SEA/TOR ALCS Game 1.  She joins me and asks if all the M's players are switch hitters.  I casually reply that nope, while some are switch hitters most are only left handed or right handed.

She then asked why are they wearing a patch that says "Switch" then?

She was referring to the "Nintendo Switch 2" sponsorship patch that is on their unis.

I think I deserve an award for not laughing and simply explained what it was.

 

My wife would have to be willing to listen to something I said in order for me to be guilty of mansplaining. There's no point in explaining anything to someone that already knows everything.

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17 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Never, my Wife is always right and I'm always wrong. Just ask her 

Black women can be pushy. 

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17 hours ago, Thornton Melon said:

Every time we're doing some project around the house and she asks me why we can't do something that breaks the laws of physics.

:lol: 

My wife is an engineer, and also loves sports.  I basically married myself with b00bies.  

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I had a 5 minute explanation of the fair catch just this last weekend with Misses General during the IU Oregon game. She just said that doesn’t make sense and lost interest.

Glad she didn’t ask about the NFL kickoff.

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Sometimes, my wife gets uppity and makes a comment that I don't cook my own meals. I tell her that while I CAN cook, I don't prefer to do it. I then remind her that she literally has no idea how to do any of the things I do.

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5 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

Sometimes, my wife gets uppity and makes a comment that I don't cook my own meals. I tell her that while I CAN cook, I don't prefer to do it. I then remind her that she literally has no idea how to do any of the things I do.

She licks my starfish pretty damn good. Keep her. 

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1 hour ago, TheNewGirl said:

When I ask stupid questions, my husband just smiles and goes, "You're so pretty." 

 

You don’t find that condescending? 

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11 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

You don’t find that condescending? 

No, we've been married 25 years. It's kind of a joke at this point. 

FWIW, when he says stupid things I also tell him he's pretty...or I tell him it's a good thing that he's so tall with a big d!ck. 🤷‍♀️

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2 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I tell him it's a good thing that he's so tall with a big d!ck. 🤷‍♀️

DAMMIT!!!! Why didn't anyone tell me this was the secret to getting along with the ladies?

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My wife is the one that over-explains simple concepts.  In fact, she gets mad at me because I give her the speed it up sign when she's explaining some situation and is like, "Then I said... Then she said... Then I said..." After a few minutes of that, I usually say, "I get the gist. I don't need the play-by-play account," and she freaks the F out.

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8 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

No, we've been married 25 years. It's kind of a joke at this point. 

FWIW, when he says stupid things I also tell him he's pretty...or I tell him it's a good thing that he's so tall with a big d!ck. 🤷‍♀️

Thankfully I stopped reading when you said you called him pretty. Then the rest gets quoted. :head slap:

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Just now, MikeMatt said:

Thankfully I stopped reading when you said you called him pretty. Then the rest gets quoted. :head slap:

Well, I only married him for his...height. ;)

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