BunnysBastatrds 2,611 Posted 9 hours ago Let’s go to ludicrous speed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 1,130 Posted 9 hours ago "Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,611 Posted 8 hours ago It’s twooo, it’s twooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,596 Posted 7 hours ago 1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said: "I wish I knew how to quit you." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,709 Posted 7 hours ago Do you have any idea how crazy you are? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 7 hours ago "When we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do, is punch yo mamma in da mouth." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,709 Posted 7 hours ago I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got sheet to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Damone 17 Posted 7 hours ago "This is some great ice tea." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 1,015 Posted 7 hours ago "You want bread ?....fock a baker" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 6 hours ago "You can't go! All the plants are gonna die." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 6 hours ago "Take off, you hoser." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 6 hours ago "If you're gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 383 Posted 6 hours ago 52 minutes ago, 5-Points said: "When we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do, is punch yo mamma in da mouth." This one I know. Jackie Gleason that sumbitch. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 6 hours ago 3 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: This one I know. Jackie Gleason that sumbitch. My favorite movie of all time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,611 Posted 6 hours ago Is that your purse? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 3,315 Posted 6 hours ago This is Halloween, This is Halloween Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,709 Posted 6 hours ago 24 minutes ago, 5-Points said: "Take off, you hoser." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 6 hours ago 11 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Is that your purse? 'That's a nice purse." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 6 hours ago 1 minute ago, kutulu said: That focking movie was hilarious. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,454 Posted 6 hours ago I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,709 Posted 6 hours ago 3 minutes ago, 5-Points said: That focking movie was hilarious. Plus Geddy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 6 hours ago "I don't know what you're smiling at, watermelon, your big move just turned out to be sh!t." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,347 Posted 5 hours ago One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,678 Posted 5 hours ago The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 383 Posted 5 hours ago 33 minutes ago, Gepetto said: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere? 37 !! My GF sucked 37 D!cks !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 5 hours ago "I bet you could squeal like a pig." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,092 Posted 5 hours ago My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 2,093 Posted 5 hours ago THAT. Was an attention getter 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,092 Posted 4 hours ago Juuuusssstttt a bit outside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,092 Posted 4 hours ago Say hello to my little friend! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,611 Posted 4 hours ago 1 hour ago, 5-Points said: That focking movie was hilarious. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 4 hours ago 1 minute ago, jerryskids said: Say hello to my little friend! Take it to the Hitler thread! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 4 hours ago "You're the Duke. You're A #1." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 4 hours ago "Dock that chink a day's pay, for nappin on the job." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 4 hours ago "Oh, stewardess, I speak jive." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 4 hours ago "Debbie! You're a hooker" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 4 hours ago "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,769 Posted 4 hours ago "He don't even have his license, Lisa" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites