BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 13 Let’s go to ludicrous speed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 1,278 Posted November 13 "Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 13 It’s twooo, it’s twooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,632 Posted November 14 1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said: "I wish I knew how to quit you." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 14 Do you have any idea how crazy you are? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 "When we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do, is punch yo mamma in da mouth." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 14 I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got sheet to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Damone 19 Posted November 14 "This is some great ice tea." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 1,092 Posted November 14 "You want bread ?....fock a baker" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 "You can't go! All the plants are gonna die." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 "Take off, you hoser." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 "If you're gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 505 Posted November 14 52 minutes ago, 5-Points said: "When we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do, is punch yo mamma in da mouth." This one I know. Jackie Gleason that sumbitch. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 3 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: This one I know. Jackie Gleason that sumbitch. My favorite movie of all time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 14 Is that your purse? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 3,473 Posted November 14 This is Halloween, This is Halloween Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 14 24 minutes ago, 5-Points said: "Take off, you hoser." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 11 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Is that your purse? 'That's a nice purse." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 1 minute ago, kutulu said: That focking movie was hilarious. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,484 Posted November 14 I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted November 14 3 minutes ago, 5-Points said: That focking movie was hilarious. Plus Geddy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 "I don't know what you're smiling at, watermelon, your big move just turned out to be sh!t." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,355 Posted November 14 One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,694 Posted November 14 The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 505 Posted November 14 33 minutes ago, Gepetto said: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere? 37 !! My GF sucked 37 D!cks !! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 "I bet you could squeal like a pig." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,215 Posted November 14 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 2,156 Posted November 14 THAT. Was an attention getter 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,215 Posted November 14 Juuuusssstttt a bit outside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,215 Posted November 14 Say hello to my little friend! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 14 1 hour ago, 5-Points said: That focking movie was hilarious. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 1 minute ago, jerryskids said: Say hello to my little friend! Take it to the Hitler thread! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 "You're the Duke. You're A #1." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 "Dock that chink a day's pay, for nappin on the job." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 "Oh, stewardess, I speak jive." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 "Debbie! You're a hooker" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,848 Posted November 14 "He don't even have his license, Lisa" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
