edjr 5,567 Posted April 9, 2018 As for breaking the rules being cheating.... When we'd play street football as kids, we made the rule that you have 5 plays to score (as opposed to 10 yards for a first down).....Playing street baseball, we started with a 2-1 count and had 5 run limits per inning.....Basketball was always half court, call your own falls, and we played to 21. We weren't cheating. We altered the rules for our game so that we'd have more fun. Same thing applies to a weekend foursome. if you golf on the street, sure, making your own rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted April 9, 2018 if you golf on the street, sure, making your own rules. What if we play baseball on a baseball field? We have to abide by 9 innings, DH or no DH depending on what city we are in, and use wooden bats? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 9, 2018 Breaking rules is cheating. no? and I'd agree with you, the weekend hacker has less reason to cheat. But a pro, that has potential millions on the line? you think they wouldn't cheat if there was no cameras around. I bet the web,com guys cheat like you read about. Why wouldn't you, if you had a chance to get your tour card. Oldie but a goodie.... You are playing in the club championship knockout final and the match was all square at the end of 17 holes. You had the honour and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple 7 iron to the pin. Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway. Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period ends, your opponent says: "Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I don't find it in time, I'll concede the match." You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin. About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: "I found it!" The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole. Now here is the ethical dilemma: Do you pull the cheating b#stard’s ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted April 9, 2018 What if we play baseball on a baseball field? We have to abide by 9 innings, DH or no DH depending on what city we are in, and use wooden bats? what state? texas? yes DH allowed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 9, 2018 Fowler's woman was hot. For that reason alone I was hoping it would go to a playoff. Edit: didn't realize that was Allison Stokke. Damn... His next one will be hot too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 9, 2018 Fowler's woman was hot. For that reason alone I was hoping it would go to a playoff. Edit: didn't realize that was Allison Stokke. Damn... Link dammit! Fine, I'll do it for you. https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Allison+Stokke&FORM=HDRSC2 :wub: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted April 9, 2018 Prettiest beard going His real GF https://www.google.com/search?q=martin+kaymer&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwja3df3tK3aAhXQVt8KHUviA4EQ_AUICygC&biw=1802&bih=903 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,035 Posted April 9, 2018 Least Fowler and Speith were interesting, cause that was pretty much a snoozefest on Sunday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted April 9, 2018 Least Fowler and Speith were interesting, cause that was pretty much a snoozefest on Sunday. because the broadcast SUCKS!!!!! they show like 4 or 5 guys and then only the great or terrible shots from other guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,035 Posted April 9, 2018 because the broadcast SUCKS!!!!! they show like 4 or 5 guys and then only the great or terrible shots from other guys. I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the usual drama as the event winds down. Yesterday, the only drama was if Reed screwed up bad enough to let others in it. Meh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted April 9, 2018 I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the usual drama as the event winds down. Yesterday, the only drama was if Reed screwed up bad enough to let others in it. Meh... if Speef didn't hit a 75 yard drive on 18 it could have Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 9, 2018 I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the usual drama as the event winds down. Yesterday, the only drama was if Reed screwed up bad enough to let others in it. Meh... The tournament was doomed as soon as Rory missed the eagle putt on #2...... If he makes that, they are not only tied - but they are tied early with 16 more holes for all kinds of mind focking to occur. That missed putt and Reed's insane lucky break on 13 robbed the masses of something memorable (perhaps). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted April 9, 2018 The tournament was doomed as soon as Rory missed the eagle putt on #2...... If he makes that, they are not only tied - but they are tied early with 16 more holes for all kinds of mind focking to occur. That missed putt and Reed's insane lucky break on 13 robbed the masses of something memorable (perhaps). Rory's 1st drive, I knew he was doomed. I even text you to laugh at him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 9, 2018 Rory's 1st drive, I knew he was doomed. I even text you to laugh at him I saw that.. But I was on #16 at the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted April 9, 2018 I saw that.. But I was on #16 at the time. :fy: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted April 9, 2018 Had to be my favorite moment of the entire tournament https://twitter.com/SInow/status/983055148074373120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.si.com%2Fextra-mustard%2F2018%2F04%2F09%2Fmonday-hot-clicks-masters-wrestlemania-giancarlo-stanton&tfw_creator=Dan_Gartland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 9, 2018 Had to be my favorite moment of the entire tournament https://twitter.com/SInow/status/983055148074373120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.si.com%2Fextra-mustard%2F2018%2F04%2F09%2Fmonday-hot-clicks-masters-wrestlemania-giancarlo-stanton&tfw_creator=Dan_Gartland I was so hoping to see something from Pimp Tiger Woods on Twitter - notta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,035 Posted April 9, 2018 Had to be my favorite moment of the entire tournament https://twitter.com/SInow/status/983055148074373120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.si.com%2Fextra-mustard%2F2018%2F04%2F09%2Fmonday-hot-clicks-masters-wrestlemania-giancarlo-stanton&tfw_creator=Dan_Gartland That was a WTF...rewind the telecast, how'd he do that moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted April 9, 2018 Link dammit! Fine, I'll do it for you. https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Allison+Stokke&FORM=HDRSC2 :wub: May you live to be a 1000 years old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted April 9, 2018 Link dammit! Fine, I'll do it for you. https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Allison+Stokke&FORM=HDRSC2 :wub: Thanks for correcting my oversight. I was too busy spanking furiously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,542 Posted April 9, 2018 Rory just choked. He was nervous as hell on hole 1. I agree the eagle putt on 2 was a real doener for him. But he had other chances where Reed messed up. The course was playing fairly easy and Rory did nothing with it. Reed hung on and Rory didnt even give it any sort of run. I really thought Rory would put up at least a solid round. Id rather see Rory chase it arounf fot a few years so I was sort of happy. US Open should be a good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,286 Posted April 9, 2018 Rory just choked. He was nervous as hell on hole 1. I agree the eagle putt on 2 was a real doener for him. But he had other chances where Reed messed up. The course was playing fairly easy and Rory did nothing with it. Reed hung on and Rory didnt even give it any sort of run. I really thought Rory would put up at least a solid round. Id rather see Rory chase it arounf fot a few years so I was sort of happy. US Open should be a good one. He was trash talking the night prior too. Glad to see him get beat after he opened up his yammer. The days of "Well hes a good opponent I just have to play better" and so on are gone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted April 9, 2018 I was so hoping to see something from Pimp Tiger Woods on Twitter - notta. Indeed. His tweets are gold Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted April 10, 2018 US Open should be a good one. As long as Woods is out of it after Thursday... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 988 Posted April 10, 2018 I hate that that Krispy Creme loving, hot pink shirt wearing dork won. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Hand 482 Posted April 10, 2018 I hate that that Krispy Creme loving, hot pink shirt wearking dork won. He and his wife sound like terrible people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 10, 2018 US Open should be a good one.Should be, headed back to Shinnecock - I'm excited. Hopefully Mike Davis and his team learned a valuable lesson from 2004, don't pull that shiit again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
