Voltaire

I'm delighted when I finally get through to a human.

His handlers are having difficulty charting a middle path determining how much pandering he can do to one group or the other without offending either. His patented clueless, harmless, vacant stare into space that insider liberals find so reassuring doesn't seem to help in this regard.

I learned that Jews can't eat things like cheeseburgers because cows provide both milk and beef. I thought that was a bit much. Anyway, you'd make a lousy Jew.

The net was too big. I kept telling the other kids to stop kicking the ball into the part of the net I wasn't able to stand in front of but (sob) they wouldn't listen (sob) and did it anyways. We need much smaller nets.

A pity. I think trying to grow functional organs on animals could help a lot of people and not at great cost either, if ever perfected. That's not to say this was a full failure, the death is not (officially) linked to the failure of the kidney as of now but the patient died.

He also thinks minorities and alphabet people are discriminated against too and conservative white male Christians aren't.

Liberal white men are unable to compete in the woke virtue signaling Olympics but liberal white women are fine. Neither has a spine however to stand up to radical leftoids, they just roll over like good craven liberals always do.

I still remember the Steelers/Seahawks Superbowl ... you'll recall Jerome Bettis' final game. Now I don't care about either of those team, if anything I had a preference for Pitt going in, but as an impartial observer, it sure looked to me the Seahawks were repeatedly screwed over by the officials. Sadly, that thread no longer exists here at the Geek Club because it was prior to the Latin Pimp debacle. Bad calls in basketball, as a Pistons fan, I recall how the Pistons lost the 1988 NBA Championship on a bad call late, but that was one bad call at a horrible time, not indicative of a pattern for that game nor that series.

History repeats itself in two ways. You may recall 20 years ago the Pacers crying and whining like babies too, after a Detroit fan had incorrectly identified Ron Artest's head as a proper waste receptacle. Here at the Geek Club in 2024, we the exact same problem. It remains incredibly difficult to distinguish the difference between the head of our poster, Ron_Artest, and a waste receptacle. After twenty years, they still seem interchangeable. For those that don't remember... PISTON VS PACERS VS FANS BRAWL ESPN (youtube.com) Also, note the guy in the black shirt still has a beverage in his hand.

Does anyone watch these Indy/NY games? If so, maybe you could tell the rest of us if you think he has a legitimate gripe.

I imagine when you've been dead 24 years, the worms have likely eaten the whole brain. I think Ted Williams got it right though. If my kids are willing to cough up a few $10s of thousands of dollars, I'd rather my head be used as a soccer ball, rather than worm food. If not though, getting the Donny treatment from The Big Lebowski works too.

They're really going to have to double and triple down on the LGBTQ pandering to pull out of this hole. There are simply not enough tranny strippers groping children yet. Also, now that the mouse is out of copyright, its time for Disney to replace him with a hamster in a latex body suit.

Wordle 1,056 3/6 🟨 🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I raced to get jerky in at the deadline, then did this one too... I must have missed the day before though. Got reset again.