porkbutt 861 Posted April 28, 2015 What the hell is "fluff"? Sounds like something for ghey and/or poor people. hence edjr eatin it by the vat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted April 28, 2015 Was nutella around in the 70s and 80s? Last time I touched fluff was probably 1985 yeah i think nutella was a il later Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted April 28, 2015 What the hell is "fluff"? Sounds like something for ghey and/or poor people. You lived an empty childhood if you never had a fluffernutter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted April 28, 2015 So if we pulled them out and put them on a sammich, would they be a condiment? They might be good with pickles. Just sayin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 28, 2015 They might be good with pickles. Just sayin'. mmmmmm...... pickled ovaries....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted April 28, 2015 So if we pulled them out and put them on a sammich, would they be a condiment? mojave desert oysters can be eaten on their own, so no, not a condiment... Might go good with cocktail sauce tho? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted April 28, 2015 Relish is the least versatile condiment, as it has one use: to make tartar sauce. Relish on its own? I'd rather eat Bruce Jenner's ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted April 28, 2015 You lived an empty childhood if you never had a fluffernutter My parents didn't let me eat junk food Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted April 28, 2015 My parents didn't let me eat junk food go make one tonight. Seriously. It will be cathartic and save you a therapy bill... throw some nutella on it too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted April 28, 2015 go make one tonight. Seriously. It will be cathartic and save you a therapy bill... throw some nutella on it too... My wife wouldn't let me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted April 28, 2015 My wife wouldn't let me She sounds like a facist, she should hang out with my wife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,977 Posted April 28, 2015 What the hell is "fluff"? Sounds like something for ghey and/or poor people. I know, right? I had never heard of this stuff until my GF shows up with it three weeks ago. Apparently it's this marshmallow in a jar stuff that's popular in New England. She found it in some store and came home with 3 jars of the stuff. These people eat it right out of the jar. I still haven't tried it. She did use it in some rice krispies treats she made and those were good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted April 28, 2015 I know, right? I had never heard of this stuff until my GF shows up with it three weeks ago. Apparently it's this marshmallow in a jar stuff that's popular in New England. She found it in some store and came home with 3 jars of the stuff. These people eat it right out of the jar. I still haven't tried it. She did use it in some rice krispies treats she made and those were good. Ya, my gf brought home this stuff called ketchup, appearently its popular where people consume food. I still haven't tried it, but i did have some on some french fries and those were good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted April 28, 2015 We used to eat Fluff on hot fudge sundaes. It's a little stiffer and stickier than whipped cream, but it worked pretty much the same way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 28, 2015 Never heard of Fluff either. One time a large group of us from ages 20-60 were playing a word guessing game. The word "fluffernutter" came up and no one had a clue what the fock it meant. Until today I thought it was some kind of bird or something. I may have to go reboot that "Today I learned" thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted April 28, 2015 Ya, my gf brought home this stuff called ketchup, appearently its popular where people consume food. I still haven't tried it, but i did have some on some french fries and those were good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 190 Posted April 28, 2015 I stand by my nomination of mint jelly. None of you have made a convincing case otherwise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 28, 2015 Magnificent Bastard, on 28 Apr 2015 - 12:55 PM, said: I stand by my nomination of mint jelly. None of you have made a convincing case otherwise. You sir have found the most worthless condiment known to man (imo). And it's not just bcoz I'm not a fan of lamb - this stuff is just gross. Tastes more like medicine than food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted April 28, 2015 I stand by my nomination of mint jelly. None of you have made a convincing case otherwise. There needs to be a ruling as to whether mint jelly falls under the general umbrella of 'jelly', 'flavored jelly' or whether it is its own distinct condiment. We could go Dave's Insanity sauce because no matter what you put it on you will be crying, drinking milk and stuffing bread into your mouth, but its clearly under the umbrella of 'hot sauce' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted April 28, 2015 You sir have found the most worthless condiment known to man (imo). And it's not just bcoz I'm not a fan of lamb - this stuff is just gross. Tastes more like medicine than food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted April 28, 2015 You left wing hacks and your tartar sauce. You right wing hacks and your cocktail sauce lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted April 28, 2015 Hey, how about Yak Butter? It wouldn't be good on anything! What did I win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted April 28, 2015 I think poo is probably the least versatile condiment. Who would put it on anything? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted April 28, 2015 I think poo is probably the least versatile condiment. Who would put it on anything? porkbutt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted April 28, 2015 porkbutt Can it be considered a condiment if he smears it on himself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted April 28, 2015 If it can't be smeared, it is not a condiment IMO... Smearage is a requirement. Can it be considered a condiment if he smears it on himself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted April 28, 2015 Can it be considered a condiment if he smears it on himself? According to our working definition, i believe it is so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted April 28, 2015 You left wing hacks and your tartar sauce. You right wing hacks and your cocktail sauce lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted April 28, 2015 porkbutt i dont get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted April 28, 2015 i dont get it I was playing off of Newbie's pork-in-the-butt joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
