spottedowl 1 Posted October 15, 2006 How many holes can it have? I have one where the boys seem to look around. If sawilson would marry me, I wouldn't need to ask this question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted October 15, 2006 I toss them when the skid marks dont bleach out - or when the elastic band rips off. I actually do not EVAH throw them out , my old lady does - which I HATE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,559 Posted October 15, 2006 You can keep that pair the rest of your life. I mean, if you're moving and you don't have enough room to pack everything, then in that case it would be OK to let it go. Otherwise leave it to your boss or your congressman in your will or something. You've got the right idea on getting sawilson to help. We're all rooting for you on that. Let her figure that out. When you're married, sh*t disappears but you seldom even realize cuz you never think about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msudavedawg 5 Posted October 15, 2006 When you sit down and your nads hang out each side like saddle bags. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spottedowl 1 Posted October 15, 2006 When you sit down and your nads hang out each side like saddle bags. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swamp dog 0 Posted October 15, 2006 after you realize the tigers are american league champs and you crap yourself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted October 15, 2006 I wait until the wife throws them out. Underwear doesn't grow on trees, you know. Does it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted October 15, 2006 A girl can never have enough panties.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UncleHulka 0 Posted October 15, 2006 never. Let the boys breathe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted October 15, 2006 I'd have to say when a girl looks at my boxers and says what the hell how do you wear these? which means 6 more months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted October 15, 2006 A girl can never have enough panties.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spottedowl 1 Posted October 15, 2006 should I conduct a ceremony similar to one disposing of the flag? Would that be too silly? God, I hate this!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted October 15, 2006 How many holes can it have? I have one where the boys seem to look around. If sawilson would marry me, I wouldn't need to ask this question. Itsatip that 0 holes are optimum dear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,205 Posted October 15, 2006 Old underwear is good for staining woodwork. From the sound of it, you wouldn't even need to buy stain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spottedowl 1 Posted October 15, 2006 Itsatip that 0 holes are optimum dear. So, is that a yes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Mora 26 Posted October 17, 2006 it really depends on where the holes are located. as a plumber, you should be okay if it shows plenty of asscrack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpnov 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Nevah! The underpants gnomes will take them to the farm to chase rabbits when they are to old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
De Novo 0 Posted October 17, 2006 when you have to ask when it's time to throw them away It is a tip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lagarzlebrew 0 Posted October 17, 2006 When you sit down and your nads hang out each side like saddle bags. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parshall2marshall 0 Posted October 17, 2006 When the elastic band becomes non-exsistent so that every 3 steps you take your underwear is ceasing to serve much of a purpose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted October 17, 2006 From most of these replies, it sounds like there are a lot of tightie whitie wearers here I own about 7 pairs of boxers, and I swear that all of them have holes in them. Mostly from hot tub use I assume... A better question would be.......Aww..I'll post a topic about it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted October 17, 2006 What is wrong with you people? Buy some new clothes. They're like 10 bucks. Sheesh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[zombie] 0 Posted October 17, 2006 What is wrong with you people? Buy some new clothes. They're like 10 bucks. Sheesh. i think the shorts these mooks are yammering on about are more like 10 bucks for a pack of 6...or free with a fram oil filter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 17, 2006 I have some that are priceless - there's more holes than fabric at this point. It's an endeavor just to put my leg through the "right" hole. - Just shards of fabric hanging from a waistband that hangs on more by grim determination than elasticity. I could go "commando" and get more coverage. If these underwear were human, they'd be Terry Schiavo. But they're mine. We've been through a lot together. And, I'm not getting rid of them until I shart myself senseless while wearing them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted October 17, 2006 Never, they should be allowed to decompose. Asses to asses, dust to dust. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted October 17, 2006 I switched from tighty whities to boxers sometime around 1998, then I switched from boxers to boxer briefs about 4 years ago. about a year ago i switched the kind of boxer briefs I wear. I haven't owned any long enough to have holes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,205 Posted October 17, 2006 I have some that are priceless - there's more holes than fabric at this point. It's an endeavor just to put my leg through the "right" hole. - Just shards of fabric hanging from a waistband that hangs on more by grim determination than elasticity. I could go "commando" and get more coverage. If these underwear were human, they'd be Terry Schiavo. But they're mine. We've been through a lot together. And, I'm not getting rid of them until I shart myself senseless while wearing them. I'm that way about some clothes. I had an old quilted flannel shirt that my wife accidentally cut into pieces, burned, and buried somewhere in the backyard. Not undies tho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 752 Posted October 17, 2006 it appears that we have a gaggleload of tightey-whitey wearers here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted October 17, 2006 If they no longer cover your taint, then keepers they surely ain't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted October 17, 2006 What is wrong with you people? Buy some new clothes. They're like 10 bucks. Sheesh. 10 bucks doesn't grow on trees, you know. Does it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted October 17, 2006 10 bucks doesn't grow on trees, you know. Does it? 10 bucks I could spend on & Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,205 Posted October 17, 2006 10 bucks doesn't grow on trees, you know. Does it? It does in my hometown of Conservativeville. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
babycakes 0 Posted October 18, 2006 ' date='Oct 17 2006, 01:19 PM' post='2785996']i think the shorts these mooks are yammering on about are more like 10 bucks for a pack of 6...or free with a fram oil filter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites