I have some advice for you since you are newly engaged. Please take it to heart as it is something that I think every newly engaged couple should know in order to be successful. Remember that this woman is going to be your world. Your beacon in a storm. Your shining star.
At some point in the future, you are going to be heading to bed (much like I am right now). The kids will be asleep in their rooms and you are sitting on top of the world. You have had a fine scotch while watching the ballgame on your HDTV and things seem really good.
So, when you hop into bed and you roll over for a little nookie, don't be discouraged by the "Get the fock away from me. I am having my period!" from the wildebeast in your bed. Ignore the cellulite that is hanging from the outsides of her granny panties. Ignore that she is snoring like a sailor and that the odor from under the covers from her "dutch oven" experiments is causing you to momentarily lose consciousness.
Just sit back and realize that this is your lifemate... the one and only person that you will ever have sex with. The person that will take everything that you have if you don't give into her every whim. The person whose voice will give you facial ticks and whose shrill will often cause you to lose control of your bladder. She is your world. Your beacon in a storm. Your shining star.
PAINESVILLE, Ohio — A judge known for unique sentences has ordered a man who knocked over a port-a-potty to clean manure out of animal pens at a county fairgrounds in Ohio.
Judge Michael Cicconetti recently suspended most of a 120-day jail sentence for 18-year-old Bayley Toth, who pleaded guilty and was convicted of criminal mischief, in favor of the creative punishment of cleaning up waste from animals at Lake County’s fairgrounds.
The municipal court judge compared Toth’s actions to those of an animal, saying “you act like an animal, you’re going to take care of animals.”
Authorities say the Painesville man spent a night with friends knocking over objects, including a port-a-potty, at a park.
Court officials say Toth defended himself in the case. No public phone listing could be found for him.
We need a lot more judges like this and not liberal twats that reduce bail and let them out to kill others.
I bet he was real down in the dumps when he heard the sentence.