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One I see quite frequently on this here board: "Could of" No, it's either "could have" or the contraction "could've". Whole GD country apparently speaks or types phonetically. Mash potatoes. No, Mashed. Fry rice. No, Fried. Grrr

Stay Golden, Pony Boy.

Warriors, Dazed & Confused, Fast Times... There may be more. Discuss.

Absolutely despise knights in white satin.

Bet you could say the same thing about most cities. About time.

I thought I was going to see a Beastie Boy cover band. Turns, out The Beastiality Boys aren't that.

What kills me is when owners get all cranky because you misgendered their dog or cat or whatever. That was a thing before anybody invented the word misgender. "Hey, I'm sorry I didn't pick your mutt up & flip it over to check first"

Never know, could be a Rottweiler who IDs as a kitten.

Blood Pressure 60/70.

I hear Taggart & Rosewood are coming back too.

Out Mon., Then back today. It's Red Todd, Ted. ...but Free Now!! Ewe?

Only for conjugal visits.

It's tough to admit, but it's time I admit it. Every time I see a doggo walking with their hooman, I immediately think "good boy!'. Or "he's taking his Dad for a walk." Or something like that. Even if the pupper turns out to be a girl. It's hugely Canino-Sexist. I guess admitting you have a problem is the first step. I promise I'll work on it. Next time, I'll say: "Look at that Biitch!"

Maybe he'll get one of them Kardashian girls back too.

Clicked on this thread just to see how long before Rose was mentioned. Bravo!