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Can you imagine the freezer burn?

Accounting isn't ideal for her. Shoulda been driving an ice cream truck.

What about Newsweek?

I don't know why Hick Hopes isn't on OnlyFerns. She would make a Fortune!

Why not 17 and a half? Or 19 and 5 days?

Been pretty consistent about Seth Rogen. Pretty sure there are more.

Dancing with Water Wolves World?

Two I think probably have never done a bad job: Sam Elliot, Robert Duval.

How Bad is the flooding there? You'd think by now they might have mastered, ya know, Drainage.

Not a fan. Pass. Honestly, tastes like a rum and coke that sat all night.

I would love to receive a Hope Hickie.

The other worst thing about current empires, is their strike zone essentially seems to change with every pitch.

At least he didn't shoot a puppy

Never once liked this sob. Honestly surprised he hasn't gone full on Chris Benoit. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2024/04/30/bill-romanowski-bankruptcy-lawsuit-unpaid-taxes/73513612007/

Jerry Seinfeld has been coming out with various takes lately. Mostly because of his truly stupid "pop tarts" movie. Much like his disastrous bee movie. He's pixxing off a lot of people. I'm fine with that. Wrong time for him though. I'm not saying he hasn't come up with funny stuff, but it's just Larry David at best. I don't think he's that funny. And honestly? All of his appearances in the last 10 years or so? He's been an overly arrogant little biitch. But, But But: That's not the Capn America shield you think it is. When you look at all the great comedians out there? You and I can think of probably at least two handfuls of great stand-up specials. Tell me that about Jerry S. I bet if you asked and got honest answers, most comedians neither like nor respect the guy. Seems pretty obvious.