vuduchile 1,941 Posted October 13, 2017 Hello Dear Friend, My name is Hon James Mawulom, a solicitor at law. I have an important message for you concerning the death of your relative, and the funds US$24.1 million and 150kg of gold bar which he left behind in bank here in my country (Togo). Contact me for full details at (jamesmawulomchambers@hotmail.com) Your's Sincerely Hon James Mawulom (Esq) Feel free to contact him directly and let him know I'm ok with you borrowing up to $1M on a promissory note signed only with your geek handle. I gotta catch a plane to Togo. Where is that exactly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted October 13, 2017 Tell him that he can keep the cash if he sends the gold. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,560 Posted October 13, 2017 Hello Dear Friend, My name is Hon James Mawulom, a solicitor at law. I have an important message for you concerning the death of your relative, and the funds US$24.1 million and 150kg of gold bar which he left behind in bank here in my country (Togo). Contact me for full details at (jamesmawulomchambers@hotmail.com) Your's Sincerely Hon James Mawulom (Esq) Feel free to contact him directly and let him know I'm ok with you borrowing up to $1M on a promissory note signed only with your geek handle. I gotta catch a plane to Togo. Where is that exactly? It's next to Benin, one of them borders Ghana, the other Nigeria. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,035 Posted October 13, 2017 Read the craziest story the other day. Apparently some guy died in Nigeria, with over 3 billion dollars in his house and a computer with a bunch of emails that he sent that hadn't been replied to. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 13, 2017 Tell him to cash it all out and send it to you in bit coins. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted October 13, 2017 I don't crawl out of bed for anything less than US $24.2 mill. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 13, 2017 My friend's brother's girlfriend's cousin had a similar situation and he responded to the message about 5 years ago. Guy has been pimping with hookers and heroin ever since. Seems legit to me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 13, 2017 Dearest Louis Farrakhan, SUCK IT!! Sincerely, Vuduchile 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,035 Posted October 13, 2017 I don't crawl out of bed for anything less than US $24.2 mill. Ironically though, it only costs a guy 20 bucks to get you into bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 13, 2017 I gotta catch a plane to Togo. Where is that exactly? It's got to be close. Because just last night at dinner there was a sign for Chili's Togo. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted October 13, 2017 Dangit, this guy's horning in on my schtick! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted October 13, 2017 It's got to be close. Because just last night at dinner there was a sign for Chili's Togo. I keep telling my wife we need to go Togo, and she keeps asking why I'm talking like Jimmy Two Times. It's like an Abbott and Costello skit ova heeyah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted October 13, 2017 You seem more like a D!ck than a Rich. Just sayin. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted October 13, 2017 Togo was founded by the Earl of Sandwich I believe. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fricker66 91 Posted October 13, 2017 Funny that the note calls you "Friend" rather than "Rich". You'd think they'd know your name if you were in the will. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
