We only have 1 year left before they arrive.

[MTSkiBum 1,626]

 

 

A drunk man arrested by cops in Wyoming this week says he had traveled back in time from the year 2048 to warn civilization about the imminent arrival of aliens.

 

But first, a visit to the recent past: On Monday night, authorities in Casper received a call about a visibly drunk man claiming to be from the future, according to KTWO. Officers arrived to find Bryant Johnson warning that aliens would be coming next year and that people should leave as soon as possible. He claimed he was from the future.

 

Johnson was so concerned about his mission to save humanity that he requested to speak to the "president of the town."

 

Cops said Johnson had bloodshot eyes, slurred speach and a blood-alcohol reading that exceeded legal limits — but the alleged time-traveler had a perfectly logical explanation: the only way the aliens could send him back in time was to fill his body with alcohol and making him stand on a giant pad.

 

He was arrested nonetheless.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/time-traveling-drunk-man-says-155541478.html

 

Even if we knew aliens would be coming in a year what could we do to prepare. Their technology would dwarf our own. What good would warning us about this do.

 

[Cdub100 3,995]

Would aliens be like earth go hard or is it just another conquest?

[supermike80 2,082]

One word

 

AWESOME!!

[MTSkiBum 1,626]

Would aliens be like earth go hard or is it just another conquest?

I do not know, but now we have some proof that humans are alive in 2048, this is good news.

[Reality 3,121]

 

Johnson was so concerned about his mission to save humanity that he requested to speak to the "president of the town."

 

 

Sweet, in the future, every town gets it's own President.

[edjr 6,898]

 

 

Sweet, in the future, every town gets it's own President.

 

every school class above 8th grade gets one, why not

[El Barton 8]

...people should leave as soon as possible.

 

Where exactly should we go? Leave the planet? Hide underground?

[edjr 6,898]

Where exactly should we go? Leave the planet? Hide underground?

 

Surely they'd find us underground.

 

Earth is flat. I would think walking to either end would do it or maybe the side?

[IGotWorms 4,063]

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/time-traveling-drunk-man-says-155541478.html

 

Even if we knew aliens would be coming in a year what could we do to prepare. Their technology would dwarf our own. What good would warning us about this do.

 

Underground would seem to be the only option. We'd have to adopt guerilla warfare tactics too but it'd be awful hard to plan not knowing what we were going to face

[NorthernVike 2,095]

Where exactly should we go? Leave the planet? Hide underground?

Or should we just leave Casper WY?

[edjr 6,898]

I let my 4 year old watch most of Predator.

 

he asks to watch it every night now.

 

A bunch of predator's would fock us up.

We'd have to get Alien's to fight them off?

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Or should we just leave Casper WY?

For some reason I think that region of the country would be the best place to fight off an alien invasion. I guess they'd have less of a technological advantage in a sparsely populated area

[El Barton 8]

Surely they'd find us underground.

 

Earth is flat. I would think walking to either end would do it or maybe the side?

Seems logical

 

(Alsonotreally)

[supermike80 2,082]

 

 

Sweet, in the future, every town gets it's own President.

Planet Houston

[El Barton 8]

I let my 4 year old watch most of Predator.

 

he asks to watch it every night now.

 

A bunch of predator's would fock us up.

 

We'd have to get Alien's to fight them off?

Damn...I was hoping you were leading up to something like; "All this film study has given us the perfect plan to fend off an attack. Cover ourselves in mud and use Scwartzeneger as bait! 'Kill me NOW!'"

[El Barton 8]

Underground would seem to be the only option. We'd have to adopt guerilla warfare tactics too but it'd be awful hard to plan not knowing what we were going to face

 

For some reason I think that region of the country would be the best place to fight off an alien invasion. I guess they'd have less of a technological advantage in a sparsely populated area

You have given this a lot of thought...

[parrot 789]

 

 

the only way the aliens could send him back in time was to fill his body with alcohol and making him stand on a giant pad.

 

I feel like this story isn't completely believable. Why are aliens sending him back to warn us about the imminent arrival of aliens.

[El Barton 8]

I feel like this story isn't completely believable. Why are aliens sending him back to warn us about the imminent arrival of aliens.

 

THAT'S where it looses believability?

[MTSkiBum 1,626]

 

I feel like this story isn't completely believable. Why are aliens sending him back to warn us about the imminent arrival of aliens.

Probably a few rogue aliens that are sympathetic to our plight.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

 

 

 

You have given this a lot of thought...

I kinda have.

 

Someday it's gonna happen.

 

Now I suspect it'll be more like Contact or Arrival than the doomsday scenarios, but the latter is possible as well

[parrot 789]

Probably a few rogue aliens that are sympathetic to our plight.

 

 

There's always one or two liberal snowflakes.

[El Barton 8]

Probably a few rogue aliens that are sympathetic to our plight.

Most likely, this guy and an alien fell in love. And the alien's love for our hero caused it to crack the code of time travel (BACKWARDS TIMETRAVEL) in order to send him back to us and stop this alien species from attacking us...with a counter attack plan that has yet to be revealed to us. Sure it would mean that this alien would never meet our hero and fall in love, but it would also mean this hero wouldn't have to suffer...

[parrot 789]

THAT'S where it looses believability?

 

You're right... it's also pretty hard to believe they have public intoxication laws in Wyoming.

[El Barton 8]

You're right... it's also pretty hard to believe they have public intoxication laws in Wyoming.

 

Now you're on the right track

[parrot 789]

Most likely, this guy and an alien fell in love. And the alien's love for our hero caused it to crack the code of time travel (BACKWARDS TIMETRAVEL) in order to send him back to us and stop this alien species from attacking us...with a counter attack plan that has yet to be revealed to us. Sure it would mean that this alien would never meet our hero and fall in love, but it would also mean this hero wouldn't have to suffer...

 

Planet Houston, we have a movie plot!

[NorthernVike 2,095]

I wonder if the Men in Black have paid him a visit?

[Gladiators 2,032]

Hmmm, anyone here that lives in WY or visiting? There are a few here that I could see trying to pull this off.

[montana 89]

I'm leaving glasses filled with water all over the house.

[Voltaire 5,491]

 

I feel like this story isn't completely believable. Why are aliens sending him back to warn us about the imminent arrival of aliens.

What would wiffleball do if he invented a time machine? He would be sure to urge Al Sharpton to go back in time and warn Africans to stay away from the slave raiders on the coast.

[tanatastic 2,062]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/time-traveling-drunk-man-says-155541478.html

 

Even if we knew aliens would be coming in a year what could we do to prepare. Their technology would dwarf our own. What good would warning us about this do.

 

I agree, a warning would not help. A civilization with the tech to move a ship into our atmosphere and come to earth would be far more advanced. We can barely get a few people into space without exploding and the most we have done is fake a moon landing 40 years ago. We would be like cavemen to them. The best hope would be that advanced warning would prepare us better for a possible truce and mutually beneficial relationship. Knowing humans, this would probably be impossible though since all we care about is how we can either make money off of something or have sex with it.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,543]

I am sure they would blame Trump for this

[tanatastic 2,062]

I am sure they would blame Trump for this

More like blame Obama.