Ever got caught whhhackin off?

[ilovemustachios 0]

I've had a couple close calls but never got caught beige handed.

 

I wouldn't know how I would react.

Pretty sure I would just start laughing.

[kutulu 1,692]

YEP, BUT IT WAS ON PURPOSE.

[kilroy69 1,257]

No, i have a good spot to hide.

[Toro 1]

When I stay at hotels, I like to call for maid service at a certain time and then start wacking it right before they get there so they accidentally open the door and "surprise" me.

 

It's a rush.

[Meglamaniac 712]

Yep, my old roomate's girlfriend walked right into my bedroom while I was mid stroke! I must have come 5 feet of the bed, she laughed and sid don't worry she had seen one before and then continued with her question like nothing happened, needless to say I didn't finish that round.

[hoytdwow 202]

needless to say I didn't finish that round.

[cgod 0]

I must have come 5 feet of the bed

 

needless to say I didn't finish that round.

 

well, which was it?

[phillybear 366]

Yes, I once got my peenus caught in a weed whacker. Fortunately, the blade could not pierce my helmet.

 

What was the question again?

[brinett9 0]

Yep, my old roomate's girlfriend walked right into my bedroom while I was mid stroke! I must have come 5 feet of the bed, she laughed and sid don't worry she had seen one before...

 

Cue the porno music:

 

Bow wicka Bow Bow

[Jeff Garcia 8]

Yep, my old roomate's girlfriend walked right into my bedroom while I was mid stroke! I must have come 5 feet of the bed, she laughed and sid don't worry she had seen one before and then continued with her question like nothing happened, needless to say I didn't finish that round.

I would have finished on her face, then told her that was the price for not knocking.

[Meglamaniac 712]

I would have finished on her face, then told her that was the price for not knocking.

She had company in the living room, so her missing for a period of time would have seemed curious to say the least.

[Sho Nuff 720]

She had company in the living room, so her missing for a period of time would have seemed curious to say the least.

 

I think they could do without her for 10 seconds.

[brinett9 0]

I think they could do without her for 10 seconds.

Plus another half hour to wipe off.

[redtodd 7]

I did.....but in all fairness, I was waving with my other hand and yelling out, "Hey!!! Look over here!!!"

[mmmmm...beer 814]

I did.....but in all fairness, I was waving with my other hand and yelling out, "Hey!!! Look over here!!!"

 

that's a good bit... you should encorporate that...

 

"Anyone in the audience ever get caught".... then give your answer... sweet...

[redtodd 7]

that's a good bit... you should encorporate that...

 

"Anyone in the audience ever get caught".... then give your answer... sweet...

 

It would be a good joke......................................................if it wasn't true.

[ilovemustachios 0]

My brother's girlfriend was walking through a park in a wooded area and some old guy was jerking it in the bushes.

 

She was all upset because she thought he was whacking off to her and her friend.

 

They got mad when I laughed and said they should take it as a compliment.

[Strike 5,846]

I want some of our female members to respond to this question. BEG, TNG, Curly, Naomi, even Sawilson, care to comment?

[kutulu 1,692]

I want some of our female members to respond to this question. BEG, TNG, Curly, Naomi, even Sawilson, care to comment?

 

Well, I got caught many times watching females "whacking it", but that's an entirely different question.

[surferskin 30]

THIS GUY DID

 

spankin it to war craft to top it all off.

[Mr Steak 0]

I got caught by the security guard at a Lionel Ritchie concert.

[DWYN 0]

THIS GUY DID

 

spankin it to war craft to top it all off.

 

 

[TheNewGirl 1,580]

I want some of our female members to respond to this question. BEG, TNG, Curly, Naomi, even Sawilson, care to comment?

 

If I have ever been caught, or if I have ever caught my husband?

[Strike 5,846]

If I have ever been caught, or if I have ever caught my husband?

 

Trust me on this one - I don't care about your husband......

[TheNewGirl 1,580]

Trust me on this one - I don't care about your husband......

 

LOL.

 

Well, I have never been caught. And I have never caught him.