ilovemustachios 0 Posted April 19, 2006 I've had a couple close calls but never got caught beige handed. I wouldn't know how I would react. Pretty sure I would just start laughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,692 Posted April 19, 2006 YEP, BUT IT WAS ON PURPOSE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,257 Posted April 19, 2006 No, i have a good spot to hide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted April 19, 2006 When I stay at hotels, I like to call for maid service at a certain time and then start wacking it right before they get there so they accidentally open the door and "surprise" me. It's a rush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 712 Posted April 19, 2006 Yep, my old roomate's girlfriend walked right into my bedroom while I was mid stroke! I must have come 5 feet of the bed, she laughed and sid don't worry she had seen one before and then continued with her question like nothing happened, needless to say I didn't finish that round. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted April 19, 2006 needless to say I didn't finish that round. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted April 19, 2006 I must have come 5 feet of the bed needless to say I didn't finish that round. well, which was it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted April 19, 2006 Yes, I once got my peenus caught in a weed whacker. Fortunately, the blade could not pierce my helmet. What was the question again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 19, 2006 Yep, my old roomate's girlfriend walked right into my bedroom while I was mid stroke! I must have come 5 feet of the bed, she laughed and sid don't worry she had seen one before... Cue the porno music: Bow wicka Bow Bow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted April 19, 2006 Yep, my old roomate's girlfriend walked right into my bedroom while I was mid stroke! I must have come 5 feet of the bed, she laughed and sid don't worry she had seen one before and then continued with her question like nothing happened, needless to say I didn't finish that round. I would have finished on her face, then told her that was the price for not knocking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 712 Posted April 19, 2006 I would have finished on her face, then told her that was the price for not knocking. She had company in the living room, so her missing for a period of time would have seemed curious to say the least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted April 19, 2006 She had company in the living room, so her missing for a period of time would have seemed curious to say the least. I think they could do without her for 10 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 19, 2006 I think they could do without her for 10 seconds. Plus another half hour to wipe off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted April 19, 2006 I did.....but in all fairness, I was waving with my other hand and yelling out, "Hey!!! Look over here!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 814 Posted April 19, 2006 I did.....but in all fairness, I was waving with my other hand and yelling out, "Hey!!! Look over here!!!" that's a good bit... you should encorporate that... "Anyone in the audience ever get caught".... then give your answer... sweet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted April 19, 2006 that's a good bit... you should encorporate that... "Anyone in the audience ever get caught".... then give your answer... sweet... It would be a good joke......................................................if it wasn't true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilovemustachios 0 Posted April 19, 2006 My brother's girlfriend was walking through a park in a wooded area and some old guy was jerking it in the bushes. She was all upset because she thought he was whacking off to her and her friend. They got mad when I laughed and said they should take it as a compliment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,846 Posted April 19, 2006 I want some of our female members to respond to this question. BEG, TNG, Curly, Naomi, even Sawilson, care to comment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,692 Posted April 19, 2006 I want some of our female members to respond to this question. BEG, TNG, Curly, Naomi, even Sawilson, care to comment? Well, I got caught many times watching females "whacking it", but that's an entirely different question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted April 19, 2006 THIS GUY DID spankin it to war craft to top it all off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Steak 0 Posted April 19, 2006 I got caught by the security guard at a Lionel Ritchie concert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DWYN 0 Posted April 19, 2006 THIS GUY DID spankin it to war craft to top it all off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,580 Posted April 19, 2006 I want some of our female members to respond to this question. BEG, TNG, Curly, Naomi, even Sawilson, care to comment? If I have ever been caught, or if I have ever caught my husband? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,846 Posted April 19, 2006 If I have ever been caught, or if I have ever caught my husband? Trust me on this one - I don't care about your husband...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,580 Posted April 19, 2006 Trust me on this one - I don't care about your husband...... LOL. Well, I have never been caught. And I have never caught him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites