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Worst things one could say during sex

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1) I love to poop

2) Smile for the camera

3) Get off, I'll just do it myself!!

4) Oh, this must be your first time...

5) You are almost as good as my ex.

 

6) Man, I was so horny I would have had a sheep if I could have

7) Keep it down, Mom sleeps light

8) Wow, my friends were right, you are pretty good

9) Whoa! On second thought, we shoudl turn out the lights

10) Darn, I am sobering up....

 

11) Its ok, everyone looks sorta funny nekked

12) Will i have to pay for this?

13) You cant be on top, I might be crushed

14) Strange, your sister liked that move...

15) Uhm, what was your name again?

 

16) Could you change the channel?

17) What condom?

18) Here comes the Donkey Punch!!

19) May I have a Cleveland Steamer?

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What's that smell?

 

 

Or when you get a curly stuck in your throat after eating her out, and you try to clear it out of there. That will kill the moment everytime.

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Well, your ass and mouth arent bleeding are they?

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Your sister is better at oral than you are. :thumbsup:

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I sure hope those tests come back negative

 

Why is my peenus bleeding?

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Do you want to be on top, so you don't risk bursting any of those pustules on your back?

 

Mother! Oh, Mother!

 

Wow, it's really different with a girl who's gone through puberty!

 

You're nearly as good as my doll!

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When we're done here, you will finish your homework!

 

 

You said the worst thing. :huh:

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The sayng is wrong. This isn't even as good as focking a bowl of pudding.

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Come, sit, rollover, stay.

 

That would be more like one of the worst things to say during foreplay though.

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You mean the ones your mother laid out for ya?

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I'm going to slip into something a little more comfortable, I just picked up John Gacy's clown suit on ebay.

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Would you mind wearing this uniform and holding this Trapper Keeper?

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So 'Golden Shower' is just a fancy name for getting peed on. Who knew?

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