RLLD 4,232 Posted April 20, 2006 1) I love to poop 2) Smile for the camera 3) Get off, I'll just do it myself!! 4) Oh, this must be your first time... 5) You are almost as good as my ex. 6) Man, I was so horny I would have had a sheep if I could have 7) Keep it down, Mom sleeps light 8) Wow, my friends were right, you are pretty good 9) Whoa! On second thought, we shoudl turn out the lights 10) Darn, I am sobering up.... 11) Its ok, everyone looks sorta funny nekked 12) Will i have to pay for this? 13) You cant be on top, I might be crushed 14) Strange, your sister liked that move... 15) Uhm, what was your name again? 16) Could you change the channel? 17) What condom? 18) Here comes the Donkey Punch!! 19) May I have a Cleveland Steamer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmartassBoiler 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Crap, I forgot I have AIDS. My bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Churchill610 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Baby, have you ever heard of a "Dirty Sanchez"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 20, 2006 Have I ever showed you my gargantuan yellow dildo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted April 20, 2006 "Pull my finger?!?!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 520 Posted April 20, 2006 Anal sex IS a reconized form of birth control! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted April 20, 2006 first time? no I said it was the worst time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bno70_1 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Try shouting out your own name some time. It's pretty funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted April 20, 2006 What's that smell? Or when you get a curly stuck in your throat after eating her out, and you try to clear it out of there. That will kill the moment everytime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,232 Posted April 20, 2006 Well, your ass and mouth arent bleeding are they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 556 Posted April 20, 2006 Your sister is better at oral than you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isotopes 1 Posted April 20, 2006 I think I saw you in a Joneo link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,503 Posted April 20, 2006 I sure hope those tests come back negative Why is my peenus bleeding? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradoxical 1 Posted April 20, 2006 so do you have any pets? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 71 Posted April 20, 2006 5) You are almost as good as my mom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torridjoe 48 Posted April 20, 2006 Do you want to be on top, so you don't risk bursting any of those pustules on your back? Mother! Oh, Mother! Wow, it's really different with a girl who's gone through puberty! You're nearly as good as my doll! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 296 Posted April 20, 2006 Hey Recliner Pilot, is it in yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 20, 2006 When we're done here, you will finish your homework! You said the worst thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,800 Posted April 20, 2006 My mom taught me that move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted April 20, 2006 Hey mom, maybe you should ask Dad to join in and tell him to bring the dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 296 Posted April 20, 2006 Worst thing to hear: "Hey Mister, are you my new Uncle?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 20, 2006 The sayng is wrong. This isn't even as good as focking a bowl of pudding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted April 20, 2006 Happy Father's Day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 20, 2006 Come, sit, rollover, stay. That would be more like one of the worst things to say during foreplay though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EndGame 0 Posted April 20, 2006 I think something's biting me down there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rybo5 0 Posted April 20, 2006 You mean the ones your mother laid out for ya? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torridjoe 48 Posted April 20, 2006 You mean the ones your mother laid out for ya? Seinfeld. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 20, 2006 Wow, those pantyhose you were wearing really hid your peenus well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Like Me 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Worst thing to hear: "Hey Mister, are you my new Uncle?" Or: "When you're inside me, I feel nothing." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Do you have a bathtub and a mask? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 20, 2006 I'm going to slip into something a little more comfortable, I just picked up John Gacy's clown suit on ebay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EndGame 0 Posted April 20, 2006 You mean the ones your mother laid out for ya? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 20, 2006 On second thought, I'd rather just pay the fine, Officer Washington. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Now I know why your ex calls you "Chewbacca". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 20, 2006 Dang, is somebody gutting a muskrat?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 71 Posted April 20, 2006 Reminds me of the Arby's I had for lunch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Would you mind wearing this uniform and holding this Trapper Keeper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 20, 2006 So 'Golden Shower' is just a fancy name for getting peed on. Who knew? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 20, 2006 I'm out of Saran Wrap, but who needs it anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 20, 2006 In this light you look like Bigtraine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
