surferskin 30 Posted May 3, 2006 http://reuters.myway.com/article/20060503/...OBESITY-DC.html PIC i can't tell if it's his gut or nutsack in the picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 550 Posted May 3, 2006 So does he still only have to buy 2 seats? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon 0 Posted May 3, 2006 There comes a point when you should kill yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 996 Posted May 3, 2006 You'd think his heart couldn't physically pump enough blood to keep him alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted May 3, 2006 You'd think his heart couldn't physically pump enough gravy to keep him alive. fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 597 Posted May 3, 2006 I like the way they say that he weighed a "normal" 290 lbs until age 22. Fat people make me laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George Carlin 1 Posted May 3, 2006 and then there is this girl from toofy's wedding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted May 3, 2006 and then there is this girl from toofy's wedding. I'd tap the one on the left Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted May 3, 2006 Say what you will, but despite his enormous size, he manages to keep his forearms lean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George Carlin 1 Posted May 3, 2006 I'd tap the one on the left Twice on sunday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woble Eth 11 Posted May 3, 2006 Isn't he the new defenseman that Bob Clarke just signed out of Finland? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George Carlin 1 Posted May 3, 2006 Isn't he the new defenseman that Bob Clarke just signed out of Finland? Seriously. Would it be illegal to stuff that guy into a hockey goal and get a shutout every game? Just slide him to the other net inbetween periods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted May 3, 2006 Seriously. Would it be illegal to stuff that guy into a hockey goal and get a shutout every game? Just slide him to the other net inbetween periods. the ice would never hold him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,489 Posted May 3, 2006 How can people let themselves get like that? It's truly sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted May 3, 2006 How can people let themselves get like that? It's truly sad. i'd say it's gotta be hard work getting that big...i'm just curious how much that guy's caloric intake a day is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted May 3, 2006 Meh - he carries it well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George Carlin 1 Posted May 3, 2006 the ice would never hold him. Are you aware there is a cement floor about 4 inches under the ice? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted May 3, 2006 Are you aware there is a cement floor about 4 inches under the ice? You mean thay don't build the whole stadium around an existing pond? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George Carlin 1 Posted May 3, 2006 You mean thay don't build the whole stadium around an existing pond? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted May 3, 2006 Are you aware there is a cement floor about 4 inches under the ice? since when? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted May 3, 2006 Are you aware there is a cement floor about 4 inches under the ice? I thought they built them over basketball floors Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 3, 2006 How can people let themselves get like that? It's truly sad. Doc says I swallow a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted May 3, 2006 You can't really go by those pictures. They say the camera adds 10 pounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted May 3, 2006 i'd say it's gotta be hard work getting that big...i'm just curious how much that guy's caloric intake a day is. It's quite possible that he is now so immobile, that he puts on weight with the smallest caloric intake. The people in these extreme cases get som big that therir musculature and skeletal structure can hardly support them in an upright position anymore. They burn virtually zero calories. Anything they eat becomes fat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted May 3, 2006 You can't really go by those pictures. They say the camera adds 10 pounds. he must have had about 100 camera's taking pictures of him at once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted May 3, 2006 You can't really go by those pictures. They say the camera adds 10 pounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted May 3, 2006 I thought they built them over basketball floors Nope - basketball court over ice. Kinda like: Rock Paper Scissors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted May 3, 2006 Is that the wreckage of an "Ab Lounge" sticking out from under his butt there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 3, 2006 You can't really go by those pictures. They say the camera adds 10 pounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted May 3, 2006 Is that the wreckage of an "Ab Lounge" sticking out from under his butt there? He eats entire dolphins in one sitting - that's the leftover transport sling from his last meal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted May 3, 2006 his ball bag has to reek look how fat his feet are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted May 3, 2006 I just looked in the NHL rules - I think they limit jersey size to keep guys like this out. You have to be able to stuff yourself into a regulation uni to play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted May 3, 2006 Is that his nut sack up there in front? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George Carlin 1 Posted May 3, 2006 Is that his nut sack up there in front? and why is it purple? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted May 3, 2006 Is that his nut sack up there in front? gotta be his thigh. i don't think they would have a ginourmo nut sack in the article pic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George Carlin 1 Posted May 3, 2006 How can this guy be alive and Earl Woods lose his battle with Cancer? People say there is a god. This is proof there isn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mulletia 0 Posted May 3, 2006 I just looked in the NHL rules - I think they limit jersey size to keep guys like this out. You have to be able to stuff yourself into a regulation uni to play. untrue, chara does not have a regulation jersey the nhl has to have his jersey's specially made because of his giantness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted May 3, 2006 Is that his nut sack up there in front? It's one of his man boobs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 3, 2006 and why is it purple? You think this guy is getting any loving? It's a variation of blue balls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
