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You'd think his heart couldn't physically pump enough gravy to keep him alive. :banana:

 

fixed :unsure:

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I like the way they say that he weighed a "normal" 290 lbs until age 22.

 

Fat people make me laugh. :unsure:

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Say what you will, but despite his enormous size, he manages to keep his forearms lean.

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Isn't he the new defenseman that Bob Clarke just signed out of Finland? :thumbsdown:

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Isn't he the new defenseman that Bob Clarke just signed out of Finland? :thumbsdown:

 

Seriously.

 

Would it be illegal to stuff that guy into a hockey goal and get a shutout every game?

 

Just slide him to the other net inbetween periods.

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Seriously.

 

Would it be illegal to stuff that guy into a hockey goal and get a shutout every game?

 

Just slide him to the other net inbetween periods.

 

the ice would never hold him. :thumbsdown:

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How can people let themselves get like that?

 

It's truly sad.

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How can people let themselves get like that?

 

It's truly sad.

 

i'd say it's gotta be hard work getting that big...i'm just curious how much that guy's caloric intake a day is. :thumbsdown:

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Are you aware there is a cement floor about 4 inches under the ice?

You mean thay don't build the whole stadium around an existing pond? :headbanger:

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Are you aware there is a cement floor about 4 inches under the ice?

 

since when? :headbanger:

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Are you aware there is a cement floor about 4 inches under the ice?

 

I thought they built them over basketball floors

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How can people let themselves get like that?

 

It's truly sad.

Doc says I swallow a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas.

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i'd say it's gotta be hard work getting that big...i'm just curious how much that guy's caloric intake a day is. :shocking:

It's quite possible that he is now so immobile, that he puts on weight with the smallest caloric intake.

 

The people in these extreme cases get som big that therir musculature and skeletal structure can hardly support them in an upright position anymore.

They burn virtually zero calories. Anything they eat becomes fat.

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You can't really go by those pictures. They say the camera adds 10 pounds.

 

he must have had about 100 camera's taking pictures of him at once. :shocking:

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You can't really go by those pictures. They say the camera adds 10 pounds.

:shocking:

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I thought they built them over basketball floors

 

Nope - basketball court over ice.

 

 

Kinda like: Rock Paper Scissors.

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Is that the wreckage of an "Ab Lounge" sticking out from under his butt there?

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You can't really go by those pictures. They say the camera adds 10 pounds.

:shocking: :first:

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Is that the wreckage of an "Ab Lounge" sticking out from under his butt there?

 

He eats entire dolphins in one sitting - that's the leftover transport sling from his last meal.

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I just looked in the NHL rules - I think they limit jersey size to keep guys like this out. You have to be able to stuff yourself into a regulation uni to play.

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Is that his nut sack up there in front?

 

:blink:

 

gotta be his thigh. i don't think they would have a ginourmo nut sack in the article pic.

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I just looked in the NHL rules - I think they limit jersey size to keep guys like this out. You have to be able to stuff yourself into a regulation uni to play.

untrue, chara does not have a regulation jersey the nhl has to have his jersey's specially made because of his giantness

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Is that his nut sack up there in front?

 

:blink:

 

It's one of his man boobs

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and why is it purple? :doublethumbsup:

You think this guy is getting any loving? It's a variation of blue balls.

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