GutterBoy 2,898 Posted September 7, 2006 I ran into some retard that was waiting for the bus yesterday who told me that broiling is better than grilling because an electronic oven provides a precise broiling temperature. I punched him in the face. Thoughts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted September 7, 2006 I ran into some retard that was waiting for the bus yesterday who told me that broiling is better than grilling because an electronic oven provides better a precise broiling temperature. I punched him in the face. Thoughts? I think that anyone who cooks meat inside is a focking poosay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted September 7, 2006 Was he really short or do you carry a step ladder everywhere you go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yostevo 0 Posted September 7, 2006 I ran into some retard that was waiting for the bus yesterday who told me that broiling is better than grilling because an electronic oven provides better a precise broiling temperature. I punched him in the face. Thoughts? I trust that it was in front of his wife & kids? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted September 7, 2006 Depends on what you are cooking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandwagoneer 0 Posted September 7, 2006 I ran into some retard that was waiting for the bus yesterday who told me that broiling is better than grilling because an electronic oven provides better a precise broiling temperature. I punched him in the face. Thoughts? Punched? What! No knife to slice the heathen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,457 Posted September 7, 2006 I think that anyone who cooks meat inside is a focking poosay. Word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,211 Posted September 7, 2006 I ran into some retard that was waiting for the bus yesterday who told me that broiling is better than grilling because an electronic oven provides better a precise broiling temperature. I punched him in the face. Thoughts? You idiot. You should have followed him home and punched him in front of his wife and kids, and then kicked the dog!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isotopes 1 Posted September 7, 2006 I think that anyone who cooks meat inside is a focking poosay. What about Bacon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Buffington 3 Posted September 7, 2006 Depends on what you are cooking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted September 7, 2006 What about Bacon? Skillet. Fire. Outside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rybo5 0 Posted September 7, 2006 What about Bacon? A real man cooks bacon on a sizzling stretch of asphalt in his bare feet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beercat 5 Posted September 7, 2006 Punched? What! No knife to slice the heathen? A stringray barb to the heart would've done the job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted September 7, 2006 "Set it, and forget it" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,839 Posted September 7, 2006 A real man cooks bacon on a sizzling stretch of asphalt in his bare feet! A real man eats it raw. and by raw I mean off a pig that's still alive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,276 Posted September 7, 2006 I'll take grilling and the over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 892 Posted September 7, 2006 whatever my wife feels like doing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted September 7, 2006 What about Bacon? Have you ever had bacon cooked on a grill? It's yummy. We used to make it in the mornings when we tailgated before Vikings games. Made lots of friends that way. Also, I have a gas stove, so there's no precise broiling temperature. There are just flames. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SigEp316 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Have you ever had bacon cooked on a grill? It's yummy. We used to make it in the mornings when we tailgated before Vikings games. Made lots of friends that way. Also, I have a gas stove, so there's no precise broiling temperature. There are just flames. fockiin' flame ups suck with bacon on the grill also....I like broiling meats as well...I have a very sophisticated broiler that has temps on it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isotopes 1 Posted September 7, 2006 Have you ever had bacon cooked on a grill? It's yummy. We used to make it in the mornings when we tailgated before Vikings games. Made lots of friends that way. Also, I have a gas stove, so there's no precise broiling temperature. There are just flames. I like to cook bacon while naked. My neighbors don't like it much when I do that. All the wives end up over for breakfast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted September 7, 2006 fockiin' flame ups suck with bacon on the grill also....I like broiling meats as well...I have a very sophisticated broiler that has temps on it I don't remember us having any problems, but I was also probably drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Davaco Posted September 7, 2006 broiling is better the charring on grilled food/meat causes cancer http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040730.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isotopes 1 Posted September 7, 2006 broiling is better the charring on grilled food/meat causes cancer http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040730.html mmmmmmmm.....cancer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korben Dallas 0 Posted September 7, 2006 broiling is better the charring on grilled food/meat causes cancer http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040730.html Davaco-I don't know who you are. But you need to stop listening to the "oven lobby". They are big Bush supporters and spread lies like the Swift Boat Veterans. Real Democrats grill and smoke their food. :endofdiscussion: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dj_stouty 0 Posted September 7, 2006 I think that anyone who cooks meat inside is a focking poosay. And what do you think of people who stand around and watch people cook meat outdoors, like you do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SigEp316 0 Posted September 7, 2006 And what do you think of people who stand around and watch people cook meat outdoors, like you do? PWNED@#! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted September 7, 2006 not a fan of broiling - although alton brown says it's the best way to cook bacon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted September 7, 2006 not a fan of broiling - although alton brown says it's the best way to cook bacon. It rules. It's the only way I cook bacon nowadays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites