So, I'm sitting there in the cafeteria checking out the hotties...

[davebg 0]

...and I notice a real cutie. So, I'm staring a little, when she kind of turns to the side and I notice that her left arm is cut off at the elbow.

 

Now I feel really bad about staring.

[Woble Eth 11]

So much for the reach-around, eh?

[phillybear 364]

...and I notice a real cutie. So, I'm staring a little, when she kind of turns to the side and I notice that her left arm is cut off at the elbow.

 

Now I feel really bad about staring.

 

Don't worry about it. She spend some time staring at you too. Mostly at your Rocky Dennis features.

[jerryskids 5,207]

So much for the reach-around, eh?

Quality.

[Cruzer 1,992]

...and I notice a real cutie. So, I'm staring a little, when she kind of turns to the side and I notice that her left arm is cut off at the elbow.

 

Now I feel really bad about staring.

why, she's still hot and she's still a woman in all the right places.

[DaWeffa 0]

Don't worry about it. She spend some time staring at you too. Mostly at your Rocky Dennis features.

 

Rocky D is my hero!!!

[Cdub100 3,384]

ask her for a hand job

[davebg 0]

why, she's still hot and she's still a woman in all the right places.

I didn't say I wouldn't do her (if I wasn't married and she'd have me)...I just felt bad about staring.

 

Normally, I will stare at a girl...no problem. If she's got big cans, it's a bit nipply out and her high beams are on or her thong is peeking out...all the better.

 

This felt... different.

[RLLD 3,455]

Can she still get on all fours? If so, I'd say go for it....

[Cruzer 1,992]

I didn't say I wouldn't do her (if I wasn't married and she'd have me)...I just felt bad about staring.

i would think you'd feel bad for staring since you're married, not bcoz she had a nub.

 

but it doees beg the question: prosthetic sex > fugitive sex?

[davebg 0]

Can she still get on all fours? If so, I'd say go for it....

I think she could (the arm was cut off at the elbow), but I think I would have to put a matchbook or something under her left...like when you get a wobbly table in a restaurant.

Hell...here I come.

[BMoney 0]

if she had 1 leg shorter then the other, her name would be Eileen

[cribdog 0]

if she had 1 leg shorter then the other, her name would be Eileen

 

And if she was asian, she her name would be Ireen.

[Woble Eth 11]

Peg?

[hoytdwow 202]

Is she bionic?

 

[wiffleball 4,645]

You haven't lived until you had a stump in the axx.

[DaWeffa 0]

two bumps=check

 

hole= check

 

done deal yo!

[Toro 1]

hole= check

 

done deal yo!

 

fixed.

[edjr 5,567]

You haven't lived until you had a stump in the axx.

 

Especially when it's a leg cut off at the knee