One of the many great reasons to not have kids.

[edjr 6,898]

Went to sleep at 6:45 last night and woke up at 6:53 this morning.

[GutterBoy 2,900]

When your life sucks as bad as you, I guess sleep is better than being awake.

[kutulu 1,703]

Went to sleep at 6:45 last night and woke up at 6:53 this morning.

 

 

Please don't have any kids. TIA.

[Boz/BoFan 0]

Like you have a choice.

[edjr 6,898]

Like you have a choice.

 

 

Like you have a clue.

[GutterBoy 2,900]

 

Like you have a clue.

 

 

You've ###### dozens of chicks without a condom and have never knocked one up?

[edjr 6,898]

You've ###### dozens of chicks without a condom and have never knocked one up?

 

I'm the 1st person EVER to do such.

 

That's the only way to have a child too, right? You're dumber than I gave you credit for.

[mighty_thor 115]

Went to sleep at 6:45 last night and woke up at 6:53 this morning.

 

Sad life.

 

I got home late from work at 6:45 last night. My 15 month old boy came running to me as soon as i stepped in the door. He had the biggest grin on his face. I picked him up and he started to laugh. I'll take that moment over 12 hours sleep everytime.

[GutterBoy 2,900]

Sad life.

 

I got home late from work at 6:45 last night. My 15 month old boy came running to me as soon as i stepped in the door. He had the biggest grin on his face. I picked him up and he started to laugh. I'll take that moment over 12 hours sleep everytime.

 

 

Best feeling

[edjr 6,898]

 

Best feeling to have someone in the house shorter than me

[porkbutt 897]

Sad life.

 

I got home late from work at 6:45 last night. My 15 month old boy came running to me as soon as i stepped in the door. He had the biggest grin on his face. I picked him up and he started to laugh. I'll take that moment over 12 hours sleep everytime.

[Blitzen 1]

Sad life.

 

I got home late from work at 6:45 last night. My 15 month old boy came running to me as soon as i stepped in the door. He had the biggest grin on his face. I picked him up and he started to laugh. I'll take that moment over 12 hours sleep everytime.

 

Great point but you have to be a grown-up to understand that. That's where your argument breaks down with edjr.

[edjr 6,898]

Great point but you have to be a grown-up to understand that. That's where your argument breaks down with edjr.

 

 

How truely sad it is to be a zombie. I feel bad for you and the rest.

[PastorOfMuppets 0]

Went to sleep at 6:45 last night and woke up at 6:53 this morning.

 

 

Came home sh!tfaced from a co-worker's retirement party at 10:30 last night ... slept 'til 9 this morning...

 

Got me a 23 year old wifey to tend to my lovely 14 month old daughter ...

[NewbieJr 541]

Kind of like the high school kid who brags about "saving themselves" for marriage.

 

It's all about options.....and whether or not you have any.

[parrot 789]

We should ask edsr for the comprehensive list.

[edjr 6,898]

Came home sh!tfaced from a co-worker's retirement party at 10:30 last night ... slept 'til 9 this morning...

 

Got me a 23 year old wifey to tend to my lovely 14 month old daughter ...

 

A real man. The board doesn't usually see the likes of you. Maybe you could tutor Gutterboy.

[Blitzen 1]

How truely sad it is to be a zombie. I feel bad for you and the rest.

 

No I understand: taking care of a kid is a BIG responsibility and you're not big on responsibilities.

 

I'm thinking there may be some code deep down in our genome that at least prevents those who REALLY bring down the gene pool from procreating by making them believe they are better off living their lives with no kids. But hey, if you have figured out by yourself that you need to weed yourself out, then kudos.

[edjr 6,898]

No I understand: taking care of a kid is a BIG responsibility and you're not big on responsibilities.

 

I'm thinking there may be some code deep down in our genome that at least prevents those who REALLY bring down the gene pool from procreating by making them believe they are better off living their lives with no kids. But hey, if you have figured out by yourself that you need to weed yourself out, then kudos.

 

because everyone is SUPPOSED to have children? I want to waste the best years of my life taking care of a useless, whining, crying little bastard? Um ok, sign me up!!

[GutterBoy 2,900]

A real man. The board doesn't usually see the likes of you. Maybe you could tutor Gutterboy.

 

A real man is hungover while his wife takes care of his kids? I need to be tutored on this?

 

because everyone is SUPPOSED to have children? I want to waste the best years of my life taking care of a useless, whining, crying little bastard? Um ok, sign me up!!

 

Nah, you really should spend the best years of you life sleeping 12 hours a night.

[parrot 789]

I would hope that if there is one topic the whole geek bored could get behind it would be that edjr not breeding is a very good thing.

[Blitzen 1]

because everyone is SUPPOSED to have children? I want to waste the best years of my life taking care of a useless, whining, crying little bastard? Um ok, sign me up!!

 

No you missed my point: I was merely congratulating you on realizing that you serve no purpose in the human genome and may even be a detriment to it. Sleep all you want.

 

We raise our glass to you Mr. MyGenomeIsSoBadMyKidsWouldStillBeInbredNoMatterWhoOrWhatIMatedWith.

[edjr 6,898]

No you missed my point: I was merely congratulating you on realizing that you serve no purpose in the human genome and may even be a detriment to it. Sleep all you want.

 

We raise our glass to you Mr. MyGenomeIsSoBadMyKidsWouldStillBeInbredNoMatterWhoOrWhatIMatedWith.

 

This coming from YOU? Brilliant.

[GutterBoy 2,900]

This coming from YOU? Brilliant.

 

The old, "I know you are but what am I"

 

Again edjr, thanks, we really need to get comebacks like this out of the gene pool.

[Blitzen 1]

This coming from YOU? Brilliant.

 

Glad you enjoy our support for your cause. Now go back to sleep, there is really nothing you can contribute to society anyway.

[dolfan06 1]

The very best reason not to have kids is that you don't want kids. So, good for you for not having them.

[edjr 6,898]

A real man is hungover while his wife takes care of his kids? I need to be tutored on this?

Nah, you really should spend the best years of you life sleeping 12 hours a night.

 

I forgot I needed you to be updated on every day of my life. I slept for 2 hours the night before, because you're dying to know. Point is, if I have an all nighter and get hardly any sleep, no little rat kids are going to keep me from sleeping 12 hours the next night. HTH

[Blitzen 1]

I forgot I needed you to be updated on every day of my life. I slept for 2 hours the night before, because you're dying to know. Point is, if I have an all nighter and get hardly any sleep, no little rat kids are going to keep me from sleeping 12 hours the next night. HTH

 

And why should a responsibility like caring for a kid get in the way of a good drinking binge? You're right: procreating is just not right for you.

[GutterBoy 2,900]

I forgot I needed you to be updated on every day of my life.

 

So I'm the reason why you create these stupid threads listing every thought in your head and every action you perform? You can stop now, TIA.

[Brad GLuckman 519]

I once worked 18-20 hours per day for about a week and a half straight. I remember my first day off, I slept for 14 hours. When I woke up I was still tired as hell, but I was happy to get caught up. I think all edjr is saying is he is glad he was able to get all the sleep, and if he had kids it wouldn't have been possible, since he would have to take care of em.

 

You guys are a bit harsh today

 

[Team Revell 1]

I'm thinking there may be some code deep down in our genome that at least prevents those who REALLY bring down the gene pool from procreating by making them believe they are better off living their lives with no kids. But hey, if you have figured out by yourself that you need to weed yourself out, then kudos.

 

Too bad there isn't a similar code for these fat f#cks I see online @ the supermarket or waddling around Walmart.

 

It is a tip that the less education and less money one has, the more they procreate.

 

Edjr of course being the notable exception.

[JMaximus12 0]

I once worked 18-20 hours per day for about a week and a half straight. I remember my first day off, I slept for 14 hours. When I woke up I was still tired as hell, but I was happy to get caught up. I think all edjr is saying is he is glad he was able to get all the sleep, and if he had kids it wouldn't have been possible, since he would have to take care of em.

 

You guys are a bit harsh today

 

 

to quote the great Yoda:

 

"Our opinions, though harsh maybe they are, matter not.

Keeping out of the genepool, EdJr's DNA, is".

 

Yoda is so wise...

[GutterBoy 2,900]

I once worked 18-20 hours per day for about a week and a half straight. I remember my first day off, I slept for 14 hours. When I woke up I was still tired as hell, but I was happy to get caught up. I think all edjr is saying is he is glad he was able to get all the sleep, and if he had kids it wouldn't have been possible, since he would have to take care of em.

 

You guys are a bit harsh today

 

 

bullsh!t. I've been working crazy hours this summer with 3 kids, and when I need to sleep, my wife takes care of them. If I needed to sleep from 6:00PM to 6:00AM, I could do this also.

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

You're right.

 

Sleeping for 12 hours after having an all-nighter the night before is probably something that those with children won't ever experience.

 

Good for you.

 

 

 

 

 

:whoreallygivesafuckedger:

[parrot 789]

I remember my first all-nighter too.

[nospk 230]

If only edsr would have felt the same way as edjr does about this topic...

 

 

[jerryskids 7,083]

When I got back from Singapore my wife and 3 kids knew that my body clock was focked up and were very supportive (and quiet) about me sleeping when I wanted for how long I wanted.

[cmh6476 1,126]

if i were as rich as gutterboy I would have 20 kids.

[GutterBoy 2,900]

if i were as rich as gutterboy I would have 20 kids.

 

Thankfully you are poor as fock.

[cmh6476 1,126]

Thankfully you are poor as fock.

i'm a better dad than you could ever hope to be