One of the many great reasons to not have kids.

[edjr 5,587]

Unlike wasting "the best years of your life" posting 33,000 posts on a message board?

 

Hey cùntrag 95% of them are from work. thanks for caring

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

When I got back from Singapore my wife and 3 kids knew that my body clock was focked up and were very supportive (and quiet) about me sleeping when I wanted for how long I wanted.

 

 

My kids and I do what we can when my husband has been working a lot, or is sick/tired.

[edjr 5,587]

The very best reason not to have kids is that you don't want kids. So, good for you for not having them.

 

well yeah, and that too.

[mighty_thor 115]

I live in a house that is big enough so that i can't hear the kid crying downstairs when i am upstairs with the door closed. So, I can sleep when i need to and the wife can take care of the kid. I think a house is another concept that EDJR does not get.

[GutterBoy 2,281]

i'm a better dad than you could ever hope to be

 

Do you tell yourself that every weekend when you're at the bar drinking and your kid is at home hoping her Dad comes home, or maybe she doesn't?

[cmh6476 759]

Do you tell yourself that every weekend when you're at the bar drinking and your kid is at home hoping his Dad comes home, or maybe she doesn't?

i dont go to bars anymore.

[GutterBoy 2,281]

i dont go to bars anymore.

 

 

You just start a thread every Friday entitled "WHO'S DRINKING TONIGHT?" for the hell of it, right?

 

Tell us more about how you're Dad of the year. Is it ignoring your family while you are glued to the TV watch another KC sports team lose?

[cmh6476 759]

You just start a thread every Friday entitled "WHO'S DRINKING TONIGHT?" for the hell of it, right?

 

Tell us more about how you're Dad of the year. Is it ignoring your family while you are glued to the TV watch another KC sports team lose?

 

 

Drinking does not equate going out to the bars to get smashed. I also don't watch TV, just chiefs and royals and jayhawks, and if it werent for that I wouldnt even need a TV.

 

Why are you trying to challenge me? I'm confident in my parenting skills. Are you insecure or something?

[GutterBoy 2,281]

Drinking does not equate going out to the bars to get smashed. I also don't watch TV, just chiefs and royals and jayhawks, and if it werent for that I wouldnt even need a TV.

 

Why are you trying to challenge me? I'm confident in my parenting skills. Are you insecure or something?

 

I'm challenging you because you made the claim that you are a better father than I could ever hope to be. Explain why you think this?

[Brad GLuckman 518]

You just start a thread every Friday entitled "WHO'S DRINKING TONIGHT?" for the hell of it, right?

 

Tell us more about how you're Dad of the year. Is it ignoring your family while you are glued to the TV watch another KC sports team lose?

 

Getting a little personal there aren't we gutterboy? That's some pretty mean sh*t man.

[ArnieBragg 1]

Getting a little personal there aren't we gutterboy? That's some pretty mean sh*t man.

 

You new here?

[cmh6476 759]

I'm challenging you because you made the claim that you are a better father than I could ever hope to be. Explain why you think this?

 

 

There isn't anyone that's a better father to my kids than I am, that's why I think like I do

[cmh6476 759]

I'm challenging you because you made the claim that you are a better father than I could ever hope to be. Explain why you think this?

 

 

There isn't anyone that's a better father to my kids than I am, that's why I think like I do

[edjr 5,587]

Getting a little personal there aren't we gutterboy? That's some pretty mean sh*t man.

 

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[jerryskids 5,215]

There isn't anyone that's a better father to my kids than I am, that's why I think like I do

I'm sorry but this is a stoopid assertion. If I were gutter I would call you on it too.

[Brad GLuckman 518]

Edjr,

 

I don't get your post man. Are you implying I'm not following the rules, or are you implying Gutterboy isn't?

Nt trying to be a smartass here either, just asking.

[GutterBoy 2,281]

There isn't anyone that's a better father to my kids than I am, that's why I think like I do

 

 

You think like you do because you are a complete idiot.

[edjr 5,587]

Edjr,

 

I don't get your post man. Are you implying I'm not following the rules, or are you implying Gutterboy isn't?

Nt trying to be a smartass here either, just asking.

 

I'm implying he's not. Sorry about that.

 

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CMH leaves the house and isn't around much.

 

Gutterboy has no life and is always home around his kids.

 

That makes CMH the better dad. Would you want to be around Gutterboy all the time?

 

CMH > gutterboy

[SWC 0]

If only edsr would have felt the same way as edjr does about this topic...

 

This post isn't getting the credit it deserves.

[cmh6476 759]

if you don't have kids, who is going to look after you when you are old and can't pay your own bills and can't wipe your own ass and stuff?

[Team Revell 0]

if you don't have kids, who is going to look after you when you are old and can't pay your own bills and can't wipe your own ass and stuff?

 

This is the main reason people do in fact have kids. Wanting someone to care for them when they get older and a need to leave something behind in the world. Fear of death, immortality, giving their life meaning, yada yada yada.

 

Since I'm going to die of AIDS or liver failure when I'm 38, none of this really concerns me.

[GutterBoy 2,281]

This is the main reason people do in fact have kids. Wanting someone to care for them when they get older and a need to leave something behind in the world. Fear of death, immortality, giving their life meaning, yada yada yada.

 

 

That's bullsh!t.

[Team Revell 0]

That's bullsh!t.

 

You are right. I left out the biologically programmed need for reproduction.

 

Everything is about the propagation of the species. It is why sex feels good. It is why babies- be they baby humans, kittens, puppies whatever- are so cute. To give the adults inclination to care for them and nurture them.

 

It is biology buddy. It is unnatural not to love your children. Unless of course, you name is edsr.

[jerryskids 5,215]

You are right. I left out the biologically programmed need for reproduction.

 

Everything is about the propagation of the species. It is why sex feels good. It is why babies- be they baby humans, kittens, puppies whatever- are so cute. To give the adults inclination to care for them and nurture them.

 

It is biology buddy. It is unnatural not to love your children. Unless of course, you name is edsr.

Of course in the end it comes down to this. Although, a few weeks ago I found a baby scorpion under our kitchen sink. I didn't find it cute. In fact I crushed the little guy.

[nospk 230]

This post isn't getting the credit it deserves.

 

 

Now it has!

[porkbutt 864]

Unlike wasting "the best years of your life" posting 33,000 posts on a message board?

thread over.

[edjr 5,587]

I'm a loser.

 

jealous because I get paid to do it. I know

[GutterBoy 2,281]

jealous because I get paid to do it. I know

 

yeah nobody else posts at work and gets paid to do it.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

yeah nobody else posts at work and gets paid to do it.

Well, I don't technically get paid to post. It is more of a fringe benefit

[mighty_thor 115]

Well, I don't technically get paid to post. It is more of a fringe benefit

 

Yeah, Its kind of like taking a $hit on company time. You are getting paid while taking the dump but its not something you put on your timesheet.

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

Drinking does not equate going out to the bars to get smashed. I also don't watch TV, just chiefs and royals and jayhawks, and if it werent for that I wouldnt even need a TV.

 

Why are you trying to challenge me? I'm confident in my parenting skills. Are you insecure or something?

 

 

Staying home and drinking in front of the kids is excellent parenting.

[parrot 789]

i dont go to bars anymore.

Of course I don't go any less either! :rimshot:

[edjr 5,587]

yeah nobody else posts at work and gets paid to do it.

 

I'm a loser because I post the most while at work? I got it, that makes sense.

 

Matter of fact, that makes me better than everyone here.

[cmh6476 759]

Staying home and drinking in front of the kids is excellent parenting.

my 15 month old is devastated that im down havin a couple beers with her grandpa while g'ma is watching her, I'm sure

[Brad GLuckman 518]

My dad occasionally drank in front of me when I was a kid.

Today, I blame him for the fact that I also occasionally have a couple beers.

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

my 15 month old is devastated that im down havin a couple beers with her grandpa while g'ma is watching her, I'm sure

 

 

As the mother of a four year old, you have NO idea how much they actually do notice and retain.

 

Seriously.

[Ravens 03 0]

As the mother of a four year old, you have NO idea how much they actually do notice and retain.

 

Seriously.

 

Remember who's kid it is and the fact that it may not have much of a brain to start with.

[jerryskids 5,215]

my 15 month old is devastated that im down havin a couple beers with her grandpa while g'ma is watching her, I'm sure

Does getting drunk with grandpa while you leave the kid with grandma contribute to your being the best dad on this bored?

[AirRam 3]

If only edsr would have felt the same way as edjr does about this topic...

 

Also I'm going to be going for 3 days with little sleep to get home. FIRST thing I'll do is kiss the wife and play with Ram Jr, regardless of being tired. Having a kid is the all time sh!t IMO.

 

And like gutter and jerry mentioned, if you need to crash your spouse is the one who is kind enough to take care of the munchkins. So don't harbor any distaste for the kidlets. Maybe you need to re-evaluate your choice (or potential choice) of mates.

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

Also I'm going to be going for 3 days with little sleep to get home. FIRST thing I'll do is kiss the wife and play with Ram Jr, regardless of being tired. Having a kid is the all time sh!t IMO.

 

And like gutter and jerry mentioned, if you need to crash your spouse is the one who is kind enough to take care of the munchkins. So don't harbor any distaste for the kidlets. Maybe you need to re-evaluate your choice (or potential choice) of mates.

 

That's right, AirRam... you're coming home for awhile soon aren't you?

 

That's awesome. I hope you have a wonderful reunion with your family.