TNG's "I am an Attention Ho, ask me anything!" Thread

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

GO!!!

[TommyGavin 790]

what color are your pubes?

you do have pubes right ?

[Wyatt Earp 0]

How are you doing today?

[redtodd 7]

Do you ever use the word "######" in your daily vocabulary?

[wiffleball 4,797]

Why do Black people like Mike Vick so much?

[lambert58 73]

Why is Pacific Coast Maple such a b1tch to cut in a moulding operation?

[phillybear 366]

Used tampons...edible or not?

[tony hardware 0]

Should a women be offended if given a bildo as a gift? (seriously)

[Franknbeans 46]

back to front or front to back?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

what color are your pubes?

you do have pubes right ?

 

No pubes.

 

 

How are you doing today?

 

Fine, thank you.

[kutulu 1,703]

Are you a "squirter"? You look like you would be one.

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Do you ever use the word "######" in your daily vocabulary?

 

No.

[davebg 0]

No pubes.

Wax, shave, nair or does Mr. TNG pluck them out individually w/his teef in a strange attempt at foreplay?

 

Now for my own question...are you a "toy" girl? Di|do/vibe/other?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Why do Black people like Mike Vick so much?

 

 

I don't know who Mike Vick is.

 

I don't know why Pacific Coast Maple is so hard to cut down.

 

Used tampons MIGHT be edible to some, but not me.

 

What's a bildo? Is that like Bilbo Baggin's long lost cousin or something?

 

ALWAYS front to back.

 

I am not a squirter that I know of, but I have never tried.

[Wyatt Earp 0]

Should I go to Taco Bell, McDonalds, Burger King or the nearby Mall Food Court for lunch today?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Wax, shave, nair or does Mr. TNG pluck them out individually w/his teef in a strange attempt at foreplay?

 

Now for my own question...are you a "toy" girl? Di|do/vibe/other?

 

 

Wax and shave.

 

Yes, I am a toy girl.

 

 

 

Should I go to Taco Bell, McDonalds, Burger King or the nearby Mall Food Court for lunch today?

 

Hmm.

 

Probably Burger King. When I used to eat hamburgers, Whoppers were my favorite.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Should I go to Taco Bell, McDonalds, Burger King or the nearby Mall Food Court for lunch today?

 

If those are the places you are considering - I suggest swinging by the gym for a membership.

[tony hardware 0]

 

What's a bildo? Is that like Bilbo Baggin's long lost cousin or something?

 

 

It's like a d!ldo, only spelled with a "b" because you can't say ######. Is that an offensive gift?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Wax and shave.

 

Yes, I am a toy girl.

Hmm.

 

Probably Burger King. When I used to eat hamburgers, Whoppers were my favorite.

 

What kind of toy do you use? I am thinking of getting the wife a toy and need some recommendations.

 

Also, do you let the hubby use the "back door"?

[tony hardware 0]

What kind of toy do you use? I am thinking of getting the wife a toy and need some recommendations.

 

Also, do you let the hubby use the "back door"?

 

You and I are on the same page, page 41 of the "need to get wife more action so I can sleep at night" manual.

[Strike 6,016]

Have you been with a dude of the darker skin?

 

Have you been in the middle of a sandwich?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

It's like a d!ldo, only spelled with a "b" because you can't say ######. Is that an offensive gift?

 

 

I wouldn't be offended, but it really depends on who gives it to me.

 

What kind of toy do I use? I have a "rabbit." That's by far my favorite. I have a couple others, but the rabit is what I would recommend.

 

 

NO, I don't let hubby use the "back door."

[Wyatt Earp 0]

If those are the places you are considering - I suggest swinging by the gym for a membership.

 

I'm not going to disagree that the selections are sh!tty, already have the gym membership though (and yes I even use it), if it will make you feel better I'll hit the mall food court and go to subway.

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Have you been with a dude of the darker skin?

 

Have you been in the middle of a sandwich?

 

Well, I have been with a couple of Asian guys, but not anyone that was African American.

 

No, I have never been in the middle of a sandwich.

[Wyatt Earp 0]

When was your first lesbian exp?

[DuckStupid 40]

You wanna fock, or what?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

When was your first lesbian exp?

 

 

I was around 13, and I made out with another girl.

 

 

 

You wanna fock, or what?

 

 

OF COURSE!!!

[redtodd 7]

No.

 

Why not? It is a power word that will command respect.

[Jeremy 0]

Why are women so easily scammed with that whole Pampered Chef, Tastefully Simple, ect. crap? Y'all do know you're exploiting your friends, right? They don't want to buy that crap. They're just doing so out of a sense of obligation.

[TommyGavin 790]

Wax and shave.

 

Yes, I am a toy girl.

 

 

this keeps getting better and better

[cbfalcon 827]

You can answer with a "yes" or "no" answer only. No explanation.

 

Q: Do you still enjoy licking asss?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Why not? It is a power word that will command respect.

 

###### is just NASTY sounding. I would happily use it if needed, but as a part of daily vocabulary? Naw.

 

 

As for Pampered Chef, Tastefully Simple, etc...I agree. I no longer buy from my friends, nor have those "parties." If my friends get mad because I don't order, well, too bad for them. They just want free shiot on MY dollar that I am spending.

 

 

 

 

You can answer with a "yes" or "no" answer only. No explanation.

 

Q: Do you still enjoy licking asss?

 

Still?

I never did enjoy it, for that matter, I have never tried it.

[Strike 6,016]

I was around 13, and I made out with another girl.

 

 

Details!!!

[Jeremy 0]

As for Pampered Chef, Tastefully Simple, etc...I agree. I no longer buy from my friends, nor have those "parties." If my friends get mad because I don't order, well, too bad for them. They just want free shiot on MY dollar that I am spending.

 

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Details!!!

There aren't any details. I was 13, she was 13. We kissed, made out, etc. No touchy feely stuff on my part, but if I remember correctly, she felt me up. Pants stayed on, nothing too interesting happened there. Her name was Allison. Hmm...trying to get you more details, but there aren't any.

[Big_Pete 0]

What kind of toy do I use? I have a "rabbit." That's by far my favorite. I have a couple others, but the rabit is what I would recommend.

This is what I always recommend to girls! Glad to see you are one of the smart ones and have one!

Hell, I always keep one on hand just incase... (always get a new one whenever I end it with a girl)

I've recommended it on here a few times, but I think it falls on deaf ears seeing it's me who's saying it.

[Strike 6,016]

Given the opportunity, and hubbies consent, would you have passionate lesbian sex with Sawilson?

[TommyGavin 790]

There aren't any details. I was 13, she was 13. We kissed, made out, etc. No touchy feely stuff on my part, but if I remember correctly, she felt me up. Pants stayed on, nothing too interesting happened there. Her name was Allison. Hmm...trying to get you more details, but there aren't any.

 

did you have pubes then ?

[jets24 6]

While I understand that you don't allow the hubby to use the back door, has anybody ever tongued your butt hole? If so, did you enjoy it? If not, would you consider allowing someone to do it to you or would you consider doing it to someone? GO

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Given the opportunity, and hubbies consent, would you have passionate lesbian sex with Sawilson?

 

No. NO offense to saw, as I do think that she's pretty and attractive, but she's not my type.

 

did you have pubes then ?

 

At 13? Yes, I think I did.

 

While I understand that you don't allow the hubby to use the back door, has anybody ever tongued your butt hole? If so, did you enjoy it? If not, would you consider allowing someone to do it to you or would you consider doing it to someone? GO

 

I think that my high school boyfriend did that to me. It was after we'd broken up for a while, and still kind of focked each other when we weren't seeing anyone else. I think I remember him trying it, and I was too "weireded out" for it to be enjoyable. I think that's what ruins it for me, I just get weirded out by it. I might be willing to try it again, but have no plans to bring it up with the hubby.

Do it to someone else? Since that option is my husband, and no offense to him, but I have no future plans to lick is arsehole.