Franknbeans 46 Posted February 22, 2007 I'd suck sake out of her ass in front of my grandmother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted February 22, 2007 Maybe not my favorite, but it's funny as hell, and it popped in my head when I read the topic. "It went alright, Dude's car got a little dinged up" - The Big Lebowski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaoni 0 Posted February 22, 2007 "All these...moments will be lost in time like tears...in rain. Time to die." -Roy Batty, Blade Runner Always been one of my favorites Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,701 Posted February 22, 2007 What's this day of rest sh1t? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have focked you in the ass Saturday. I fock you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted February 22, 2007 What's this day of rest sh1t? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have focked you in the ass Saturday. I fock you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! RIF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted February 22, 2007 What's this day of rest sh1t? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have focked you in the ass Saturday. I fock you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! "Let me tell you something Pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh1t on us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass, and pull the focking trigger till it goes click..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 568 Posted February 22, 2007 I am your father. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted February 22, 2007 "Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be." "Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-focking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fock you! " " No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 2,070 Posted February 22, 2007 "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 1 Posted February 22, 2007 "Let me tell you something Pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh1t on us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass, and pull the focking trigger till it goes click..." I liked this version: http://youtube.com/watch?v=E39u7w3lYsA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroncoBilly 0 Posted February 22, 2007 Hows it going Mijo ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted February 22, 2007 "Kimmy says if you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just.... passes you by." My Best Friend's Wedding Warning: Chick flick scene inside. View at your own risk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,996 Posted February 22, 2007 "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HTH 95 Posted February 22, 2007 Major T. J. "King" Kong: Goldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsing around on the airplane? Major T. J. "King" Kong: Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,128 Posted February 22, 2007 Dock that chink a days pay for nappin' on the job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,635 Posted February 22, 2007 I know it was you, Fredo. :smooch: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 939 Posted February 22, 2007 "What we have here is a failure to communicate." _________________________________________________________________________ "You mean we're smokin' dogshiot?" __________________________________________________________________________ "You just have to ask yourself one question,do I feel lucky?Well,do ya,punk?" __________________________________________________________________________ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guitarmonkiy 0 Posted February 22, 2007 "Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-focking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fock you! " "I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fock my sister!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,975 Posted February 22, 2007 Joey, do you like Gladiator movies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,062 Posted February 22, 2007 "That rug really tied the room together." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 136 Posted February 22, 2007 i'm yer huckleberry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted February 22, 2007 "I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fock my sister!" Wav "Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?" "What ever you do don't fall down. That would break my fucking heart." It's impossible to pick a best Hartman line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guitarmonkiy 0 Posted February 22, 2007 It's impossible to pick a best Hartman line. Truer words were never spoken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
