Big C 0 Posted March 31, 2007 mine is simple i am tall & fat, and my first name starts with a c, so how did you guys all come up with yours??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted March 31, 2007 I've probably banged yer mom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted March 31, 2007 The day I joined, it really sucked to be me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted March 31, 2007 The day I joined, it really sucked to be me ive seen a pic of your feet brother. it does suck being you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted March 31, 2007 ive seen a pic of your feet brother. it does suck being you. They are not the prettiest things in the world Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted March 31, 2007 They are not the prettiest things in the world mine aint that great either. i think my big toe has an aversion to the other lil piggies. theres quite a gap going on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted March 31, 2007 http://www.houstontexans.com/fan_zone/down.../ToroMedium.jpg I was originally David's Carr. Good thing I switched. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted March 31, 2007 http://www.houstontexans.com/fan_zone/down.../ToroMedium.jpg I was originally David's Carr. Good thing I switched. funny, i was originally andre's johnson. pooey!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted March 31, 2007 mine is simple i am tall & fat, and my first name starts with a c, so how did you guys all come up with yours??? I thought you were cancer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted March 31, 2007 it was back when I graduated from high school. I worked with this chick named ****** and we started dating. Well, we wanted to get our swerve on, and for whatever reason, she wanted a hotel room I mean, it was nothing special, as neither of us were virgins, but for whatever reason, she wanted a hotel room. So I rented a room. We checked in. I started with the foreplay (which is well documented here as to how good I am at it). Then, we're ready for the actual sex part....... ......... It wont fit in...... I try some more foreplay, and make sure that we are both well lubed, I go for it again. ....... ....... It still wont fit in..... even MORE foreplay.....I go for it again. ....... STILL WONT FOCING FIT I gave up, rolled over and went to sleep. The next day, she told all her friends about the whole ordeal, and they all started calling me "Big Pete", and then all my friends heard about it from them, and from me when they heard them calling me Big Pete, so the name stuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thetxstang 0 Posted March 31, 2007 it was back when I graduated from high school. I worked with this chick named ****** and we started dating. Well, we wanted to get our swerve on, and for whatever reason, she wanted a hotel room I mean, it was nothing special, as neither of us were virgins, but for whatever reason, she wanted a hotel room. So I rented a room. We checked in. I started with the foreplay (which is well documented here as to how good I am at it). Then, we're ready for the actual sex part....... ......... It wont fit in...... I try some more foreplay, and make sure that we are both well lubed, I go for it again. ....... ....... It still wont fit in..... even MORE foreplay.....I go for it again. ....... STILL WONT FOCING FIT I gave up, rolled over and went to sleep. The next day, she told all her friends about the whole ordeal, and they all started calling me "Big Pete", and then all my friends heard about it from them, and from me when they heard them calling me Big Pete, so the name stuck. I'd always heard you were hung like a field mouse... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted March 31, 2007 Up until last season I had season tickets at Arrowhead in the upper nzone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 426 Posted March 31, 2007 One of my fantasy teams (1996 I believe) was the Fumbleweeds........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted March 31, 2007 One of my fantasy teams (1996 I believe) was the Fumbleweeds........ up until this point, i would have never passed you the joint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroncoBilly 0 Posted March 31, 2007 Originally I was cheesehead on here.....lost my password, so I started new with....this one. Clint Eastwood was Bronco Billy in one of his movies...and of course My fav AFC team is the Broncos...so it just came together like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted March 31, 2007 Originally I was cheesehead on here.....lost my password, so I started new with....this one. Clint Eastwood was Bronco Billy in one of his movies...and of course My fav AFC team is the Broncos...so it just came together like that. from the name i assumed your team was the niners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted March 31, 2007 like we care to know about your arsehole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 31, 2007 I don't think there is anyone still around who remembers my original name, nor why this handle exists.....I like having secrets..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted March 31, 2007 up until this point, i would have never passed you the joint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resser2 0 Posted March 31, 2007 the first letters for my name frontwards then backwards with the #2 thrown in R-E-S S-E-R Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texasmouth 1 Posted March 31, 2007 it was back when I graduated from high school. I worked with this chick named ****** and we started dating. Well, we wanted to get our swerve on, and for whatever reason, she wanted a hotel room I mean, it was nothing special, as neither of us were virgins, but for whatever reason, she wanted a hotel room. So I rented a room. We checked in. I started with the foreplay (which is well documented here as to how good I am at it). Then, we're ready for the actual sex part....... ......... It wont fit in...... I try some more foreplay, and make sure that we are both well lubed, I go for it again. ....... ....... It still wont fit in..... even MORE foreplay.....I go for it again. ....... STILL WONT FOCING FIT I gave up, rolled over and went to sleep. The next day, she told all her friends about the whole ordeal, and they all started calling me "Big Pete", and then all my friends heard about it from them, and from me when they heard them calling me Big Pete, so the name stuck. Ummmmmm BULLSHIOT...... I don't think there is anyone still around who remembers my original name, nor why this handle exists.....I like having secrets..... What a douche. You cant say something like that and then not tell..... Texasmouth= I am from Texas and I talk a lot of shiot. My nickname was mouth from my first day in the Air Force. It has stuck for 13 years. Other people have the nickname Mouth but I am THE Texasmouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resser2 0 Posted March 31, 2007 Ummmmmm BULLSHIOT...... I think he was trying to put it in her ear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted March 31, 2007 Not too tough to figure out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texasmouth 1 Posted March 31, 2007 I think he was trying to put it in his butt Fixored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,040 Posted March 31, 2007 Everyone I know constantly talks about how great they are all the time, so I decided to go the opposite way even though I'm hela great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resser2 0 Posted March 31, 2007 Fixored I bet he is not having the same problem of being to big for his current "girlfriend" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted March 31, 2007 just to let you all know, I don't have a HUGE peemus. I'm not claiming that. I've never claimed that. I'm just telling you the 100% accurate, true to life story as to how I got my nickname. It's a real life nickname, not just a message board one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resser2 0 Posted March 31, 2007 just to let you all know, I don't have a HUGE peemus. fixed sorry had to do it..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p.man 7 Posted March 31, 2007 I don't think there is anyone still around who remembers my original name, nor why this handle exists. /quote] No, but aren't you like 36 or 37 and work for the US Senate as a netwok support engineer or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 61 Posted March 31, 2007 Harley reference on mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texasmouth 1 Posted March 31, 2007 just to let you all know, I don't have a HUGE peemus. I'm not claiming that. I've never claimed that. I'm just telling you the 100% accurate, true to life story as to how I got my nickname. It's a real life nickname, not just a message board one. OK, I believe you a little bit more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JetsFan28 0 Posted March 31, 2007 I'm a Jets Fan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted March 31, 2007 I'm from American Sāmoa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texasmouth 1 Posted March 31, 2007 I'm a Jets Fan... How clever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JetsFan28 0 Posted March 31, 2007 How clever. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SigEp316 0 Posted March 31, 2007 I was a SigEp in the college...my initiation number was 316....it was my first AOL screen name in '96 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texasmouth 1 Posted March 31, 2007 Thank you. I was a SigEp in the college...my initiation number was 316....it was my first AOL screen name in '96 You live in Vegas huh? Where at? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Sarge 0 Posted March 31, 2007 Eagle05 = had nothing to do with the NFL team. I was stationed at Ft. Campbell and was a member of the 101st. Artist Formerly Known as Eagle05 = I forgot my password...... Eagle05 (x3) = see item 2.... Old Sarge = after 19yrs of playin' Army, I ain't as young as I once was Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
