how to fock with your neighbors

[nospk 230]

I was thinking of a way to piss off some neighbors that wouldn't

be too harmful but still be annoying and not get myself in any trouble.

 

I came up with a plan. Gather all your junk mail, ads, etc.-anything that

does not have your own address on it. Where I live we have our mailboxes

out by the road and there are 4 mailboxes together on one post. So wait

until night, then take all the junk mail and put it in the mailbox of the

neighbor you don't like or want to fock with. Do this for at least a few days

straight. Personally I don't like sorting out all the mail each day. Imagine

if you had 3 or 4 times as much junk mail to deal with each day.

 

And I can't see any way of being detected or busted doing this.

 

Anybody got any other good pranks that are just annoying, not malicious?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Bang their daughter

[davebg 0]

And I can't see any way of being detected or busted doing this.

You mean other than the fact that your junk mail has your name and address on it?

 

itsatipthatfockingwiththemailisafederalcrime

[nospk 230]

I came up with a plan. Gather all your junk mail, ads, etc.-anything that

does not have your own address on it.

[Cdub100 3,825]

You mean other than the fact that your junk mail has your name and address on it?

 

itsatipthatfockingwiththemailisafederalcrime

 

Federal pound you in the ass prison.

[hoytdwow 202]

I've been collecting junk mail for a few months. As soon as I fill up a couple Hefty bags, I'm going to dump it in the blue US Mail boxes around town

 

 

ifockinghatejunkmail

[nospk 230]

Obviously, the key is DON'T GET CAUGHT!

 

If someone did see you, and actually bothered to approach

you, and then actually questioned what you were doing, you

then would have to actually be intelligent enough to lie your

way through it. Or, you could get caught and go to FPYITAP.

 

[The Soilost 28]

I once focked with someone by signing them up for free junkmail wherever I went. I was Johnny Junkmail Seed.

 

There was one card offering like 100 free publications, and I checked every box.

 

If junk mail senders can send out junk mail without the addressee's permission, so can I.

 

[nospk 230]

I once focked with someone by signing them up for free junkmail wherever I went. I was Johnny Junkmail Seed.

 

There was one card offering like 100 free publications, and I checked every box.

 

If junk mail senders can send out junk mail without the addressee's permission, so can I.

 

 

I like it.

[davebg 0]

Oops, missed that. Although, I'd say most if not all of my junk mail is at minumum addressed to "resident" at my address.

 

OK, you really want to fock w/someone? Sign them up for this and this. All you need is their name, address and home phone number (and a bogus email address.) They will get enrolled in these craptastic programs and not even know it until they take a close look at their phone bill, which will have all kinds of monthly charges on it.

 

Don't worry, if they call and complain they'll get their money back, but it will be a pain in the ass for them regardless.

[RLLD 4,143]

Bang their daughter

 

Yeah, that was my first thought.

 

you could always slaughter their pets and bathe in its blood in the front yard while their children wail from the front window.....or maybe just prnk call them, i dunno...

[KayJay1971 239]

Take a crap on their front porch. For a nice touch of class, put 1 long stemmed rose next to it.

[RLLD 4,143]

Take a crap on their front porch. For a nice touch of class, put 1 long stemmed rose next to it.

 

If you are in a condo/aparentmen, just let it drop onto their deck/patio below...

[GettnHuge 2]

back in college a scumbag renter we kicked out was still getting all sorts of annoying mail.

around the new year all his tax info arrived, I kept it figuring if I ever saw him again I'd at least give that to him.

Well fockem, I decided to write 'deceased' on those pieces of mail, put em back in the box. The next day they were

magically gone and soon after that the mail for him declined drastically.

 

I prolly did him a favour.

[davebg 0]

If you are in a condo/aparentmen, just let it drop onto their deck/patio below...

Yeah...uh...that took WAY too long for someone to bring that up in the "how to fock w/your neighbors" thread.

 

You all get 10 demerits for the day.

 

back in college a scumbag renter we kicked out was still getting all sorts of annoying mail.

around the new year all his tax info arrived, I kept it figuring if I ever saw him again I'd at least give that to him.

Well fockem, I decided to write 'deceased' on those pieces of mail, put em back in the box. The next day they were

magically gone and soon after that the mail for him declined drastically.

 

I prolly did him a favour.

Had a similar experience when I first bought my place. The guy we purchased from was a total doosh. We had lot's of problems w/him when it came to closing time.

 

A couple of months after we had moved in we got an envelope that was left by FedEx or UPS. I opened it up and it had all the tax info for his chiropractor practice. That sh|t couldn't hit the bottom of the trash chute fast enough.

[RLLD 4,143]

Yeah...uh...that took WAY too long for someone to bring that up in the "how to fock w/your neighbors" thread.

 

You all get 10 demerits for the day.

 

 

I know, these things never fall to me by the time I get in the thread, i was pretty jazzed that I got one in

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 40]

Had a neighbor kid a few years ago who loved to throw eggs. Was at another neighbor's house who was a multiple time victim. Asked him if he would like me to solve the problem permanently? Yup!. Took 4 eggs with me (January in WI) and broke them inside offending neighbor's mailbox right by the mailbox door. Next day, frozen shut and frozen egg drooling down from it.

 

Do you realize how difficult it is to remove frozen egg from a metal mailbox? And, mail will not be delivered until it is cleaned.

 

Egg throwing problem permanently solved.

[Old School 360]

Bottle of Roundup.

Spray in a pattern that follows the gas line across neighbors lawn, from the street to their central unit.

Sit back and watch the panic that ensues.

[Colbert Nation 0]

catch them on fire while they are sleeping

[joeshushu 51]

Water your lawn in a rain storm while holding an umbrella. For an added touch, wear colorful under pants, and flash your neighbors evil grins when they make eye contact. Of course, this is what my dad does,but in all fairness, he is 80 and not quite all there.

[Walter34 3]

bag ... sh!t ... match ... doorbell

 

Old School!!$$%%!!

[cinciman7 2]

[Walter34 3]

Bottle of Roundup.

Spray in a pattern that follows the gas line across neighbors lawn, from the street to their central unit.

Sit back and watch the panic that ensues.

 

awesome but too severe. City workers digging up property would be over the line. Didnt realize old school was so evil.