So my 2 year old daughter just pooped her pants

[BlackClouds 24]

She's 2 1/2 and has been potty trained, or so I thought , for about 6 months. I'm sitting on the couch and notice a ripe smell and ask her if she pooped. "No Daddy", she says with a smirk. I pick her up and take her out to the backyard grass, pull down her shorts and see the lumps in her underwear. Lovely.

I pull them off, dump the nuggets on the grass and take her inside the house to wipe her butt in the bathroom.

When I return outside to scoop up the poop, my focking dog is licking her chops after chowing down the last of the poop.

[Cdub100 3,995]

Nothing gets better then a 2 year old pooping their pants

[Yer mom 2]

Well that was just an all around good time

[crackattack 520]

Wait till Fido gives you a big wet shitty lick in the face

[Mephisto 15]

Add this to the enormous piles of evidence that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans! It's okay that I let him lick me with my mouth open.

 

Scumbags.

[Toro 3]

Add this to the enormous piles of evidence that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans! It's okay that I let him lick me with my mouth open.

 

Scumbags.

 

dog's mouth > MMM's sleeve of wizard

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

This is not the first time your dog has done something like this.. I remember you mentioning a similar incident in the past!

 

Don't you feed her?

[kutulu 1,703]

Sucks you have no control of your kid or your dog.

[frank 2,345]

[BlackClouds 24]

This is not the first time your dog has done something like this.. I remember you mentioning a similar incident in the past!

 

Don't you feed her?

Yes, the dog ate my other daughter's poop a couple of years ago in a very similar incident. She is fed just fine, it's just that the kids poop is like dessert to her. I can save money on dog food if I just have the kids use her dog dish as a crapper.

 

Sucks you have no control of your kid or your dog.

I know.

[Ron Paul for President 2008 0]

Sucks you have no control of your kid or your dog.

 

Children who are potty trained and poop on themselves are usually crying out for attention, perhaps you should spend a little more time with your daughter, let her know your love her and she will not have to poop on herself in order to get your attention.

 

 

Spend more time with your family, less time on the computer and watching TV.

 

Dogs can be trained to do nearly anything if you put forth the time and effort, but seeing as how you don't have time for your own daughter, I'm guessing you don't have time to train a dog, that being said, you have no bussiness owning a dog...the rights to have a child is debatable.

[BlackClouds 24]

Children who are potty trained and poop on themselves are usually crying out for attention, perhaps you should spend a little more time with your daughter, let her know your love her and she will not have to poop on herself in order to get your attention.

Spend more time with your family, less time on the computer and watching TV.

 

Dogs can be trained to do nearly anything if you put forth the time and effort, but seeing as how you don't have time for your own daughter, I'm guessing you don't have time to train a dog, that being said, you have no bussiness owning a dog...the rights to have a child is debatable.

Go fock yourself, then die. TIA

[crackattack 520]

Go fock yourself, then die. TIA

 

[gocolts 300]

Children who are potty trained and poop on themselves are usually crying out for attention, perhaps you should spend a little more time with your daughter, let her know your love her and she will not have to poop on herself in order to get your attention.

Spend more time with your family, less time on the computer and watching TV.

 

Dogs can be trained to do nearly anything if you put forth the time and effort, but seeing as how you don't have time for your own daughter, I'm guessing you don't have time to train a dog, that being said, you have no bussiness owning a dog...the rights to have a child is debatable.

[Savage Beast 1]

Children who are potty trained and poop on themselves are usually crying out for attention, perhaps you should spend a little more time with your daughter, let her know your love her and she will not have to poop on herself in order to get your attention.

 

Or, it's that the kid is just 2 years old, and is still practically a baby.

 

And just because you are not loved, and still sh*t your pants as a grown man, don't act like you know what you are talking about Dr. Phill.

[Leonard Skinnard 0]

SHE-ZHEET HUR'DRURZ??????????

 

 

Friggin' poopypants family....

[cinciman7 2]

SHE-ZHEET HUR'DRURZ??????????

Friggin' poopypants family....

Poopy pants family, Poopy pants family, na na na na na na

[NorthernVike 2,095]

Or, it's that the kid is just 2 years old, and is still practically a baby.

 

And just because you are not loved, and still sh*t your pants as a grown man, don't act like you know what you are talking about Dr. Phill.

 

 

[davebg 0]

She's 2 1/2 and has been potty trained, or so I thought , for about 6 months. I'm sitting on the couch and notice a ripe smell and ask her if she pooped. "No Daddy", she says with a smirk. I pick her up and take her out to the backyard grass, pull down her shorts and see the lumps in her underwear. Lovely.

I pull them off, dump the nuggets on the grass and take her inside the house to wipe her butt in the bathroom.

When I return outside to scoop up the poop, my focking dog is licking her chops after chowing down the last of the poop.

Um...I don't have children, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. So, I've just got to ask, couldn't the whole dog-eating-poop thing have been avoided if you had...oh, I dunno'...taken your daughter directly to the bathroom and dumped the nuggets in the toilet and flushed, rather than befouling your backyard?

[BlackClouds 24]

Um...I don't have children, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. So, I've just got to ask, couldn't the whole dog-eating-poop thing have been avoided if you had...oh, I dunno'...taken your daughter directly to the bathroom and dumped the nuggets in the toilet and flushed, rather than befouling your backyard?

You obviously have never taken poop filled panties off a 2 year old. The chances of poop finding its way on the bathroom floor are greta. No hassles (other than poop eating dog) stripping her in the backyard.

 

And I oughta know...I'm head of the poopy pants family.

[Jeff Garcia 8]

My dogs favorite place for a meal is the litter box. Comes upstairs smelling like cat sh!t, then when you push him away, he just comes back. I don't understand dogs sometimes.

 

You obviously have never taken poop filled panties off a 2 year old. The chances of poop finding its way on the bathroom floor are greta. No hassles (other than poop eating dog) stripping her in the backyard.

 

And I oughta know...I'm head of the poopy pants family.

 

Bathtub?

 

 

Much easier to wash off in their anyways.

[NorthernVike 2,095]

You obviously have taken panties off a 2 year old.

[The Hood 9]

You obviously have never taken poop filled panties off a 2 year old. The chances of poop finding its way on the bathroom floor are greta. No hassles (other than poop eating dog) stripping her in the backyard.

 

And I oughta know...I'm head of the poopy pants family.

 

I don't understand why you bothered cleaning her off. Obviously the dog would have taken care of that for you too.

[Dan Hawkins 0]

You obviously have never taken poop filled panties off a 2 year old. The chances of poop finding its way on the bathroom floor are greta. No hassles (other than poop eating dog) stripping her in the backyard.

 

And I oughta know...I'm head of the poopy pants family.

 

 

Then this will give you a chance to clean the bathroom floor that hasn't been cleaned since you pissed on it........and i agree with Dave's statement, i have a 2 year old daughter and i would NEVER take her outside to change her pants, it's straight to the bathroom! And I hope you have a fence in your backyard.....i would hate to be your neighboor.

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

Then this will give you a chance to clean the bathroom floor that hasn't been cleaned since you pissed on it........and i agree with Dave's statement, i have a 2 year old daughter and i would NEVER take her outside to change her pants, it's straight to the bathroom! And I hope you have a fence in your backyard.....i would hate to be your neighboor.

gawd forbid a 2 YO baby running around your backyard naked. OH THE HORRORS!!

[stop talking cheerleader 0]

gawd forbid a 2 YO baby running around your backyard naked. OH THE HORRORS!!

 

We are going to let our dogs watch the kids...one bits intruders and the little one plays with him or her

[jackie sherrill 0]

Add this to the enormous piles of evidence that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans! It's okay that I let him lick me with my mouth open.

 

Scumbags.

 

this reminds me of your story a couple years ago about your dog trotting around the backyard with a turd hanging out of it's mouth like a cigar. I don't remember all the details, but that visual still makes me laugh.

[cmh6476 1,126]

my daughter is doing great, she turned 2 june 8. Havent had an accident in bed for 3-4 nights, she's been waking up dry every night. She only had a small accident yesterday, but she's had a couple days where's she's went on the potty everyday.

 

She was even swimming the other day, and got out of the pool so she could go potty

 

[Dan Hawkins 0]

gawd forbid a 2 YO baby running around your backyard naked. OH THE HORRORS!!

 

I am not talking about that, my daughter does that all the time.....I am talking about taking your daughters pants off outside and leaving the turds. Just take her to the GD bathroom. Unless it's a shorter distance to the trailer door than it is to the backend of the trailer where the bathroom is