***OFFICIAL*** Thanksgiving Thread

[hoytdwow 202]

You get 2 days off work to watch football, drink beer, and eat.

Hang out with the fam, go outside and throw a football around.

 

Then you wake up Sunday morning and suddenly Christmas is a month away.

 

[patweisers44 876]

***Disclaimer: Religious Implications Aside***

 

Thanksgiving > Christmas ...and its not even close.

[kutulu 1,724]

I'm thankful that I don't have to leave my house this Thanksgiving or eat turkey.

[jerryskids 7,237]

As a bonus, I'm an ASU alum, and we get to watch their game with USC tomorrow on national teevee.

[Yer mom 2]

Im thankful im not a chick, then I would have to have babies. It looks like it would hurt

[phillybear 366]

I'm thankful that I will have the opportunity to smash a turkey in it's head. After a pummeling to it's tiny midget skull, I'll grab it around it's stupid neck and swing it around and around, hitting a wall with every motion of my arms. After the tenderizing is over, it's time to rip out it's guts by chewing through it's stomach. Another round of swinging to remove said guts out the fresh hole, coating every wall in my kitchen. I lick the blood off the walls. Delicious.

[cbfalcon 828]

I am thankful for blowjobs....and little else.

[NorthernVike 2,105]

I'm thankful that:

 

 

Britney and K-Fed are no longer breading.

Star-bucks dose not sell gasoline.

Britney is not Hillary Clinton's fashion consultant.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mephisto 15]

I'm thankful I wasn't in Siran Stacy's minivan.

[Savage Beast 1]

I am thankful for blowjobs....and little else.

 

And you do give a great BJ my friend.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

You focktards have nothing, I repeat NOTHING, to be thankful for.

 

Each and every one of you should be feeling guilty that white folks hundreds of years ago, that you may or may not be related to, had the good sense to take some land from savages too stupid to know WTF was going on, and build the greatest country the world has ever known.

[Yer mom 2]

You focktards have nothing, I repeat NOTHING, to be thankful for.

 

Each and every one of you should be feeling guilty that white folks hundreds of years ago, that you may or may not be related to, had the good sense to take some land from savages too stupid to know WTF was going on, and build the greatest country the world has ever known.

 

 

but...but...

 

[TheBlade 3]

I'm thankful that I will have the opportunity to smash a turkey in it's head. After a pummeling to it's tiny midget skull, I'll grab it around it's stupid neck and swing it around and around, hitting a wall with every motion of my arms. After the tenderizing is over, it's time to rip out it's guts by chewing through it's stomach. Another round of swinging to remove said guts out the fresh hole, coating every wall in my kitchen. I lick the blood off the walls. Delicious.

 

Uuummm, WOW....Is your handle an alias for Hannibel Lector???

 

[Big_Pete 0]

I'm thankful for chicks who take birthcontrol and for the condom manufacturers.... ohh, wait

[hoytdwow 202]

Full disclosure: I am thankful for Phil Collins

[kutulu 1,724]

Britney and K-Fed are no longer breading.

 

 

No more bread?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[patweisers44 876]

No more bread?

The anti-biotics apparently got rid of Britneys yeast infection....

[jerryskids 7,237]

Full disclosure: I am thankful for Phil Collins

Just wanted to let you know that in the future, when I see a post of yours, I will have a mental image of the police officer from the Village People.

[Big Blue 06 196]

I am thankful for many things in my life. I am thankful for my wife, for football, and for poker.

[BMoney 0]

I'm thankful that I will have the opportunity to smash a turkey in it's head. After a pummeling to it's tiny midget skull, I'll grab it around it's stupid neck and swing it around and around, hitting a wall with every motion of my arms. After the tenderizing is over, it's time to rip out it's guts by chewing through it's stomach. Another round of swinging to remove said guts out the fresh hole, coating every wall in my kitchen. I lick the blood off the walls. Delicious.

 

 

this sounds like last sunday for rex grossman....

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

I am thankful to the men and women who sacrifice their Thanksgiving (armed forces, fire, police, etc.) so that I can feed my fat face and watch football.

[Big Blue 06 196]

I am thankful to the men and women who sacrifice their Thanksgiving (armed forces, fire, police, etc.) so that I can feed my fat face and watch football.

 

Amen brother.

[Giants Fan 85]

You should be thankfull, that my ancestor, William Bradford ... invented Thanksgiving, or you'd hafta go to work.

 

Never heard of him? Google.

[William Bradford 0]

You should be thankfull, that my ancestor, William Bradford ... invented Thanksgiving, or you'd hafta go to work.

 

Never heard of him? Google.

 

Kill thyself, fagg!t.

[Giants Fan 85]

See:

 

http://www.lib.umd.edu/archivesum/actions....histms.0161.xml

 

"Bertha Gerneaux Davis was born in Penn Yan, New York in 1873. She was the younger daughter of Charles W. Davis, a Berwyn, Maryland, lawyer, and Harriet Winton, a descendent of Plymouth Colony's Governor Bradford. "

 

But of course, just because a University says so, doesn't prove it as fact. Right? I made it up.

 

That's my great Grandma. My Dad knew her. Her nickname was Bobo. She was a talented poet, as was her mother Harriet.

[Franknbeans 46]

I'm thankful I rarely post here anymore

[Giants Fan 85]

I'm thankful I rarely post here anymore

 

We're all thankfull for that!

 

[Giants Fan 85]

PING! ZOW!

[Giants Fan 85]

Ok, let's just talk about FFtoday. I give Mike all the credit for porting all the UBB data to what it is now .... but it's not a big coincidence, that I was here day 1.

 

Yeah ... back then ... UBB was the way to go. Thanks Mike .... for keeping it real.

 

"There are no big coincidences, there are just coincidences."

 

- Seinfeld

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

That my daughter is home from the hospital.

[SUXBNME 1,636]

I am thankful that I haven't met most of you in person or talked to you on the phone.

 

For those that I have talked to or met, I hate you even worse .

 

Now everyone here, go kill yourselves. TIA

[kutulu 1,724]

I am thankful that I haven't met most of you in person or talked to you on the phone.

 

For those that I have talked to or met, I hate you even worse .

 

Now everyone here, go kill yourselves. TIA