How many "miles" did your wife have on her when you met her?

[tubby_mcgee 701]

Or didn't you ever talk about it?

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Interesting thread. I'm not married, but I am hoping to meet a nice, attractive woman with relatively low miles. It seems to be getting less and less likely as I get closer to my late 20s.

[kutulu 1,676]

[KSB2424 3,148]

Whatever they say multiply by 3. If you are still under 25 after that, then you are good to go. HTH

[Brad GLuckman 519]

I'm not married. But I've learned that is a conversation that just shouldn't take place. I'm at the point now where I don't even care, my girlfriend brought it up once and I said "I don't want to know, your past is your past. I'm happy with where we're at now so let's just leave it at that." She agreed and we've never talked about it since. It's not worth the conversation...only leads to jealousy if you actually care about the #.

[phillybear 366]

This thread better end with some broad tied to the back of a truck and dragged down a highway.

[kutulu 1,676]

This thread better end with some broad tied to the back of a truck and dragged down a highway.

 

Like your honeymoon would start.

[jerryskids 6,799]

Whatever they say multiply by 3. If you are still under 25 after that, then you are good to go. HTH

My wife said 4, I'm in good shape.

 

You mean at one time, right?

[BMoney 0]

itsjjw's # minus peenie's # divided by tngs #

 

give or take 5-50

[heavy-set 39]

I'm not married. But I've learned that is a conversation that just shouldn't take place. I'm at the point now where I don't even care, my girlfriend brought it up once and I said "I don't want to know, your past is your past. I'm happy with where we're at now so let's just leave it at that." She agreed and we've never talked about it since. It's not worth the conversation...only leads to jealousy if you actually care about the #.

thats 250 miles

 

not including blowjobs

[Brad GLuckman 519]

thats 250 miles

 

not including blowjobs

 

 

It's a possibility. And if so, that's fine...she's been trained well and I'm reaping the benefits

[itsjjw 0]

Interesting thread. I'm not married, but I am hoping to meet a nice, attractive woman with relatively low miles. It seems to be getting less and less likely as I get closer to my late 20s.

With your personality, you'd have better luck becoming a priest and molesting young boys.

[Eviloutsider 0]

0 X 3 = 0

 

I suppose it helped that she was 15 when we met.

[TAS 2]

Like a cross country trucker!

[phillybear 366]

With your personality, you'd have better luck becoming a priest and molesting young boys.

 

When do you explain to your boyfriends that your womb fell out 15 years ago? Wait until after dinner and they have already picked up the check?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

With your personality, you'd have better luck becoming a priest and molesting young boys.

 

Your number is somewhere in the neighborhood of the population of Greater Milwaukee. Right?

[IGotWorms 4,058]

With your personality, you'd have better luck becoming a priest and molesting young boys.

 

I'm surprised you can type and fock at the same time. Or are you just handling two cacks instead of your usual three?

[itsjjw 0]

Your number is somewhere in the neighborhood of the population of Greater Milwaukee. Right?

We already know my magic number.

 

And my current BF has been told only 5.

[kutulu 1,676]

We already know my magic number.

 

And my current BF has been told only 5.

 

I'd go a few miles down that old dirt road.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

We already know my magic number.

 

And my current BF has been told only 5.

 

I was never good with exponential functions.

 

Also, you are a lying wh0re, who is obviously dating one supid-ass motherfocker. What half-wit would believe that a woman with only 5 men under her belt would have a twat the size of the Suez Canal?

[Brad GLuckman 519]

I was never good with exponential functions.

 

Also, you are a lying wh0re, who is obviously dating one supid-ass motherfocker. What half-wit would believe that a woman with only 5 men under her belt would have a twat the size of the Suez Canal?

 

[craphouse rats 0]

We already know my magic number.

 

And my current BF has been told only 5.

 

Why would you tell the guy your with now that you have only been with 5 other guys? I thought you were the one that was just in another thread talking about all your partners in college and acting like it was no big deal because it was fun and felt good. Why would you care now what guys thought about how many guys you have been with. It was like you were bragging about it before but are ashamed to tell your now guy how many there have been in the past. Hypocrite!

[itsjjw 0]

I was never good with exponential functions.

 

Also, you are a lying wh0re, who is obviously dating one supid-ass motherfocker. What half-wit would believe that a woman with only 5 men under her belt would have a twat the size of the Suez Canal?

He owns his owns small business so he can't be that dumb. I think the term is called 'willfully blind' most people are willing to believe what really want to believe and will not accept anything else.

[itsjjw 0]

Why would you tell the guy your with now that you have only been with 5 other guys? I thought you were the one that was just in another thread talking about all your partners in college and acting like it was no big deal because it was fun and felt good. Why would you care now what guys thought about how many guys you have been with. It was like you were bragging about it before but are ashamed to tell your now guy how many there have been in the past. Hypocrite!

I am also not that stupid. Tell the guy what he wants to hear. It makes them feel better.

[Brad GLuckman 519]

I am also not that stupid. Tell the guy what he wants to hear. It makes them feel better.

 

Honestly, she's right...a wh0re but right. That's why even asking the question is just stupid...90% of the time both people lie, and both people know it but it's a little comfort when they say they've only been with a few people.

[gocolts 300]

Let's get back to the question at hand, "miles".

 

Is each dude she focked a mile???? I always thought you just doubled what she said, not triple it. My ex's number is bigger than I thought, which was insane to begin with.

[Flashover 0]

 

[gocolts 300]

 

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Let's get back to the question at hand, "miles".

 

Is each dude she focked a mile???? I always thought you just doubled what she said, not triple it. My ex's number is bigger than I thought, which was insane to begin with.

 

That's because you married the sluttiest of uber-sluts, who makes even itsawh0re look as pure as the driven snow in comparison. Sorry dude.

[naomi 356]

Let's get back to the question at hand, "miles".

 

Is each dude she focked a mile???? I always thought you just doubled what she said, not triple it. My ex's number is bigger than I thought, which was insane to begin with.

Yes, because all women miraculously do adhere to a standard some guy speculated.

[phillybear 366]

Is each dude she focked a mile????

 

itsmagellan

[Yer mom 2]

I broke in many a folks future wives

 

Yer welcome

[tubby_mcgee 701]

0 X 3 = 0

 

I suppose it helped that she was 15 when we met.

 

okay, then...so how many miles since then?

[jerryskids 6,799]

0 X 3 = 0

 

I suppose it helped that she was 15 when we met.

And you were 43? How romantic.

[NorthernVike 2,086]

How many miles did my wife have on her when we met? Let me tell you, Not only did she get a new set of tires by that time they had to be rotated as well

[Rattlesnake 0]

Why would you tell the guy your with now that you have only been with 5 other guys? I thought you were the one that was just in another thread talking about all your partners in college and acting like it was no big deal because it was fun and felt good. Why would you care now what guys thought about how many guys you have been with. It was like you were bragging about it before but are ashamed to tell your now guy how many there have been in the past.

 

Hypocrite!

 

No, hypocrite is the wrong word. I'd go with "typical lying whore".

[kilroy69 1,250]

Interesting thread. I'm not married, but I am hoping to meet a nice, attractive woman with relatively low miles. It seems to be getting less and less likely as I get closer to my late 20s.

See I am 32 and I really don't care how many miles she has on her as long as she is tight and we get along. Its not even something I need to talk to my gf/wife because its in the past. As long as she is not holding back on having an STD the amount of people she slept with means nothing to me.

 

Plus at my age to get someone with low miles I would have to go young 18-19-20 I would think(,and thats not even close to a given) or I would have to get a bible thumper that is "saving themselves for marrige). Neither one am I prepared to do at this time in my life.

[heavy-set 39]

I'd go a few miles down that old dirt road.

how many miles are on your hershey highway?

[kutulu 1,676]

how many miles are on your hershey highway?

 

37

[BiPolarBear 485]

He owns his owns small business so he can't be that dumb. I think the term is called 'willfully blind' most people are willing to believe what really want to believe and will not accept anything else.

 

I sence there is an opportunity for a major funny here, but I got nothin'.