Married Geeks or ones with very S.O. status

[kutulu 1,674]

How many times a week (on average or a range) do you bump the uglies with your partner. I use the term "partner", so that SUX will feel free to share in this thread.

 

Counting getting a blow job, hand job, etc. I would say me and Mrs. kutulu are at around 3 or 4 times per week, most weeks. Not bad, I guess for just celebrating year number 14.

[29 Guests 29]

Yeah, we had year #14 as well, but not that many.

[kutulu 1,674]

Yeah, we had year #14 as well, but not that many.

 

Congrats & sympathies

[Big Blue 06 195]

I would say around 4 times a week as well. I guess that's not bad.

[surferskin 30]

How many times a week (on average or a range) do you bump the uglies with your partner. I use the term "partner", so that SUX will feel free to share in this thread.

 

Counting getting a blow job, hand job, etc. I would say me and Mrs. kutulu are at around 3 or 4 times per week, most weeks. Not bad, I guess for just celebrating year number 14.

Judging by your picture, bumping uglies is probably the perfect way to describe you and your wife getting it on.

[edjr 6,580]

less than once a week.

 

it's my choice, she is always asking me. Why?

 

because I'm gay and I don't like it.

 

She's going with her friend to get a brazilian wax this weekend too. I guess I could throw her one for the trouble.

[kutulu 1,674]

Judging by your picture, bumping uglies is probably the perfect way to describe you and your wife getting it on.

 

 

Hey, that's not nice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[itsjjw 0]

How many times a week (on average or a range) do you bump the uglies with your partner. I use the term "partner", so that SUX will feel free to share in this thread.

 

Counting getting a blow job, hand job, etc. I would say me and Mrs. kutulu are at around 3 or 4 times per week, most weeks. Not bad, I guess for just celebrating year number 14.

So when you remove your hand from the equation, it drops down to once a month right?

[edjr 6,580]

So when you remove your hand from the equation, it drops down to once a month right?

 

[kutulu 1,674]

So when you remove your hand from the equation, it drops down to once a week right?

 

Nope, if we are counting jerking off along with the other stuff, I'd say 4-7 times a week.

 

and I'm usually thinking about you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

3 or 4 times a week for the Mrs. and I.

[kutulu 1,674]

less than once a week.

 

it's my choice, she is always asking me. Why?

 

because I'm gay and I don't like it.

 

She's going with her friend to get a brazilian wax this weekend too. I guess I could throw her one for the trouble.

 

Have fun getting cheated on.

[NorthernVike 2,083]

Not enough.

[DuckStupid 40]

18 years ... 3-4 times a week most of teh time.

[surferskin 30]

Sounds like we got a lotta big pete jr.'s around here. You old married with kids geeks are really getting your fock on, 3 and 4 times a week on average? Bullshit.

[kutulu 1,674]

Sounds like we got a lotta big pete jr.'s around here. You old married with kids geeks are really getting your fock on, 3 and 4 times a week on average? Bullshit.

 

Got a BJ early Friday evening and tagged that sh1t last nite...only got to drop one more load in the next 4 nights to get into the low end of the range.

[SUXBNME 1,485]

Have fun getting cheated on.

 

I volunteer to be the one she cheats on him with.

[DuckStupid 40]

Sounds like we got a lotta big pete jr.'s around here. You old married with kids geeks are really getting your fock on, 3 and 4 times a week on average? Bullshit.

 

twice yesterday.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Sounds like we got a lotta big pete jr.'s around here. You old married with kids geeks are really getting your fock on, 3 and 4 times a week on average? Bullshit.

You can't manage to get the Mrs. to spread her legs every other day?

[Big Blue 06 195]

Sounds like we got a lotta big pete jr.'s around here. You old married with kids geeks are really getting your fock on, 3 and 4 times a week on average? Bullshit.

 

Only been married for 3+ years with no kids. I actually wonder why I don't get it more.

[Mephisto 15]

Only been married for 3+ years with no kids. I actually wonder why I don't get it more.

 

It's that "married" part.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

Depending on the week, 2-5 times.

[jerryskids 6,741]

I'll say about 3. During her peak time, more like 4; during non-peak, more like 2. Unless one of us is traveling, but I didn't think that was in the spirit of your question.

[SUXBNME 1,485]

I use the term "partner", so that SUX will feel free to share in this thread.

Gee, thanx

[DuckStupid 40]

Gee, thanx

 

Cork it, limpwrist.

[kutulu 1,674]

Gee, thanx

 

 

I don't discriminant against you corn gobblers.

[thetxstang 0]

Sounds like we got a lotta big pete jr.'s around here. You old married with kids geeks are really getting your fock on, 3 and 4 times a week on average? Bullshit.

 

This is the Geek Bored after all. Get with the program.

[SUXBNME 1,485]

Cork it, limpwrist.

I'm not edjr

[nzoner 937]

Married 22 years,2-3 times a week,of course if you ask the mrs she'll say never.

[Barnaby Wilde 0]

Married 11 years. I'd say anywhere from 2-4 times a week.

[TheNewGirl 1,474]

Not as much as either one of us would like, that's for sure.

 

We did however determine that instead of putting kids to bed, watching TV, then US going to bed and being too tired to do it that our new system will be put kids to bed, fock, then go watch TV.

 

We are trying this everyday for a few weeks.

 

I will be sure to report back to you all with results.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[jerryskids 6,741]

Not as much as either one of us would like, that's for sure.

 

We did however determine that instead of putting kids to bed, watching TV, then US going to bed and being too tired to do it that our new system will be put kids to bed, fock, then go watch TV.

 

We are trying this everyday for a few weeks.

 

I will be sure to report back to you all with results.

alsonotreallyonthereportingbackwithresultsbecauseyouguysreallydontgiveafuckonhow

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Update?

[Mungwater 596]

I'm away here in Oklahoma, and she is still in Houston. I don't get any while here, obviously, but when I go home for four days on a pass, easily 2 times a day at least..

 

 

then I go back to OK for three weeks,

[Lionsjunkie 1]

less than once a week.

 

it's my choice, she is always asking me. Why?

 

because I'm gay and I don't like it.

 

She's going with her friend to get a brazilian wax this weekend too. I guess I could throw her one for the trouble.

 

 

And you're not even hitched yet

 

Once

[kutulu 1,674]

I will be sure to report back to you all with results.

alsonotreallyonthereportingbackwithresultsbecauseyouguysreallydontgiveafuckonhow

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I care how often all the geeks fock. That's why I made the thread.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

And you're not even hitched yet

 

Once

Yeah, but edjr is a queer and his woman has new t!ts and she just wants to plow everything out there.

[SUXBNME 1,485]

Not as much as either one of us would like, that's for sure.

 

We did however determine that instead of putting kids to bed, watching TV, then US going to bed and being too tired to do it that our new system will be put kids to bed, fock, then go watch TV.

 

We are trying this everyday for a few weeks.

 

I will be sure to report back to you all with results

 

alsonotreallyonthereportingbackwithresultsbecauseyouguysreallydontgiveafuckonhow

ftenifuckkthanksbye

 

I thought that married couples "made love"..

[jerryskids 6,741]

I thought that married couples "made love"..

No, we fock just like regular people. At least regular people who get some. Sorry if that messes with your model.

[thetxstang 0]

...then I go back to OK for three weeks.

 

There's only two things that come from Oklahoma...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

3 times a week for me and been married 11 years.

 

We usually have the sexy time while watching the 11 o'clock news. Really turns me on to the get the weather while my wife sits on my face.