What are buying your woman for Christmas?

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

Got the wifey a necklace and a North Face jacket.

 

She wants a cake mixer. I might get that and throw the daughters name on it.

 

What about you all?

[pimptastic69 0]

A few CD's. The woman is getting me a book.

 

She's finally realized that all of our money comes out of the same acount, and it doesn't really matter how much we spend on each other for Christmas.

 

If we're going to fock each other, we might as well do it sexually instead of financially.

[Big_Pete 0]

I'm getting my hand some real fancy lotion, and some good Viva paper towels for cleanup. I'm tired of the cheap stuff

 

actually, I don't have a girlfriend, so I'm in the clear. Gonna just spend extra money on family, plus a kick ass vacation to Laguna Beach is what I'm doing for New Years. Going to go to that Together As One rave in L.A.

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

Really not sure yet, but he's mentioned wanting an edger (edjr) for the yard...not one of the weed-eater things, but the actual edger with a blade and all of that junk. Course, he'd have to pick it out and all.

[kilroy69 994]

a rabbit vibrator.

[Me_2006 14]

This

 

and a stocking full of her favorite candy, Elf on DVD, and a CD of her favorite songs I'll be stealing from Limewire.

[Eagles Green 34]

This

 

and a stocking full of her favorite candy, Elf on DVD, and a CD of her favorite songs I'll be stealing from Limewire.

Yup....Very Emo.

 

[Me_2006 14]

Yup....Very Emo.

 

Nah, emo would be if I painted it with my eyeliner and fingernail polish. It's only black and white because the motherfucking canvas itself was like 90 bucks and I'm broke.

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

Yup....Very Emo.

 

 

 

OMG, I thought the exact same thing.

[lagarzlebrew 0]

Z71 Suburban

[Mungwater 588]

This

 

and a stocking full of her favorite candy, Elf on DVD, and a CD of her favorite songs I'll be stealing from Limewire.

 

Damn dude, just save your money and take her to a nice dinner. At least you'll be helping her make a turd rather than giving her one.

 

You do realize that the painting will be in a dumpster or a punchline in about a year, right?

[phillybear 364]

What can you buy a cantaloupe that already has every thing it needs?

 

Other than a rape whistle.

 

I swear, if anybody give my precious orange love that idea, I will smite thee with smiting thoust shant evah have seenid in tenscore eons.

[Isotopes 1]

Got the wifey a necklace and a North Face jacket.

 

She wants a cake mixer. I might get that and throw the daughters name on it.

 

What about you all?

 

Why are those North Face jackets so expensive? Is it a name brand thing or are they made of some special fleece?

[jerryskids 5,207]

Wife's birfday is this week, got her some sexy lingerie (not for the kids to see) and a keyless remote for her car. Also taking her to dinner, which reminds me that I should make some plans.

 

For Christmas I got her bluetooth stereo headphones.

[hellothere 1]

Why are those North Face jackets so expensive? Is it a name brand thing or are they made of some special fleece?

 

its all in the name. very high yuppie factor. they make good stuff, no doubt, but not nearly as good as they charge for it.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

I bought her a new laptop. She already has it and is using it so nothing for her to oppen on Christmass day

[Mungwater 588]

I bought her a new laptop. She already has it and is using it so nothing for her to oppen on Christmass day

 

Buy her a membership to some porn sites, thats the gift that keeps giving the entire year

 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Buy her a membership to some porn sites, thats the gift that keeps giving the entire year

 

 

 

Nevah pay for pron. There is more free stuff out there than even I can watch

[peenie 1,690]

She wants a cake mixer. I might get that and throw the daughters name on it.

omg! can i be your wife??

i want a kitchenaid mixer ever so badly!!

your wife is a lucky woman.

i wonder what color she wants?

[jerryskids 5,207]

omg! can i be your wife??

i want a kitchenaid mixer ever so badly!!

your wife is a lucky woman.

i wonder what color she wants?

If you were my wife, I'd buy you some new breasteses and a SHIFT key for your computer.

 

Back in my single days, I bought my then gf (now wife) an Oster 5 in 1 thingy; she loves to cook and still uses it 18 yrs later. Anyway, walking out of the mall with it, I got accosted by at least 3 different gaggles of girls asking me about the thing, who it was for, how lucky she was, etc. I think if I had the 6 in 1 with the larger motor/meat grinder, I might have gotten a blow job from them. I almost sent the empty box to my bro, who was unattached at the time, to carry thru his local mall to pick up chicks.

[kutulu 1,551]

omg! can i be your wife??

i want a kitchenaid mixer ever so badly!!

your wife is a lucky woman.

i wonder what color she wants?

 

Don't get the black one...it hardly ever works.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Really not sure yet, but he's mentioned wanting an edger (edjr) for the yard...not one of the weed-eater things, but the actual edger with a blade and all of that junk. Course, he'd have to pick it out and all.

 

I would look at getting a yard tool about the same way my wife would look at it if I gave her a vacum cleaner or a kitchen tool. Badly.

 

General rule of thumb, anything involved in "general home upkeep" is work, and any associated tool is not a present, it is a home expense.

 

Unless she rented me a messican so I don't have to fock with it at all. I'd be cool with that.

 

I always thought that you were never supposed to give a woman a kitchen or cleaning tool as a gift. But, judging from these posts, apparently, I was wrong.

 

omg! can i be your wife??

i want a kitchenaid mixer ever so badly!!

your wife is a lucky woman.

i wonder what color she wants?

 

Back in my single days, I bought my then gf (now wife) an Oster 5 in 1 thingy; she loves to cook and still uses it 18 yrs later. Anyway, walking out of the mall with it, I got accosted by at least 3 different gaggles of girls asking me about the thing, who it was for, how lucky she was, etc. I think if I had the 6 in 1 with the larger motor/meat grinder, I might have gotten a blow job from them. I almost sent the empty box to my bro, who was unattached at the time, to carry thru his local mall to pick up chicks.

 

If you were my wife, I'd buy you some new breasteses and a SHIFT key for your computer.

 

 

Don't get the black one...it hardly ever works.

 

[peenie 1,690]

^^^ditto that.

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

This thread has produced some good laughs. I almost lost it on the "shift" comment. Too funny.

 

I bought her the white one today! Couldn't believe how expensive they were!

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

Rink to White Mixored

[remote controller 133]

This http://www.melissas.com/Products/Products/...Fruit-Club.aspx , and a few other stocking stuffer type things.

 

She will love it, and it last all year.

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

This http://www.melissas.com/Products/Products/...Fruit-Club.aspx , and a few other stocking stuffer type things.

 

She will love it, and it last all year.

My wife would love that! I take it you have purchased this and had some success?

[IGotWorms 3,316]

I feel the need to defend North Face for some reason (maybe because I own two of their coats...and a tent...and some gloves...). Yes, it is expensive and yes, there is a big yuppie factor, but their sh!t is also quality stuff. You can buy a knockoff brand, but it won't work nearly as well (read: not really waterproof) and will not last nearly as long. Some things are worth paying for.

[itsbigmoni 1]

I feel the need to defend North Face for some reason (maybe because I own two of their coats...and a tent...and some gloves...). Yes, it is expensive and yes, there is a big yuppie factor, but their sh!t is also quality stuff. You can buy a knockoff brand, but it won't work nearly as well (read: not really waterproof) and will not last nearly as long. Some things are worth paying for.

 

I agree. Their thinness to keeping you warm factor is unmatched. Other jackets taht keep you just as warm are usually thick and jackets that are the same size aren't as waterproof nor do they keep you as warm. I look for thin jackets because i hate having to take my jacket off when i drive. Northface is good.

[remote controller 133]

My wife would love that! I take it you have purchased this and had some success?

No, but I have a close friend who gave me the idea, and said it was a first class deal. The one thing that happens right up front ,is she gets an awesome basket with everything included, then she gets the monthly stuff. The mini-pineapples are great.............I guess, and they are January. Another great item I am getting is this, http://www.elainestoffee.com/store/ (toffee trio basket) and some nice bubbly!!

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

Rink to White Mixored

 

 

LOVE my Kitchen Aid mixer. LOVE it.

[jets24 6]

Really not sure yet, but he's mentioned wanting an edger (edjr) for the yard...not one of the weed-eater things, but the actual edger with a blade and all of that junk. Course, he'd have to pick it out and all.

 

 

Oooooo.....how romantic.

[remote controller 133]

Oooooo.....how romantic.

Get him a http://ageverify.usa.heineken.com/index.ph...heineken.com%2F He will love it!

[jocstrap 8]

10:38 pm on Tuesday 12-02 - - COAL as of right now, things might change tomorrow.

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

LOVE my Kitchen Aid mixer. LOVE it.

Well Gee focking whiz. Now my wife is going to secretion me like TNG. That just rhymed.

[mobb_deep 917]

This

 

and a stocking full of her favorite candy, Elf on DVD, and a CD of her favorite songs I'll be stealing from Limewire.

 

That's really nice man. I have several paintings in that similar style. My brother does some of his work like that.

 

Is that spray paint and stencil, or did you project the image onto the canvas and paint it?

 

Here's a couple I have in my house, from the brother...

 

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y146/DivineStyler/andy.jpg

 

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y146/Divi...er/brucebig.jpg

[Me_2006 14]

That's really nice man. I have several paintings in that similar style. My brother does some of his work like that.

 

Is that spray paint and stencil, or did you project the image onto the canvas and paint it?

 

Here's a couple I have in my house, from the brother...

 

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y146/DivineStyler/andy.jpg

 

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y146/Divi...er/brucebig.jpg

Sketched on first, and then just painted on in black and white. It's almost stucco like stuff. Really textured paint. A friend of mine that goes to art school in Indy did it for me.

 

 

Does your brother do it professionally or just as a hobby or what?

[mobb_deep 917]

Sketched on first, and then just painted on in black and white. It's almost stucco like stuff. Really textured paint. A friend of mine that goes to art school in Indy did it for me.

Does your brother do it professionally or just as a hobby or what?

 

Well your friend is really talented. Your lady is going to love that!

 

My brother is an art director for Paul Frank (the clothing company). So he designs a lot of their t-shirt logo's, print ad's, etc. etc. He paints as more of a hobby and also does stencil graffiti (sort of like Banksy or Shephard Fairey) around Orange County and Los Angeles. He has a couple art shows in galleries every year, but nothing too serious.

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 37]

If you were my wife, I'd buy you some new breasteses and a SHIFT key for your computer.

 

Back in my single days, I bought my then gf (now wife) an Oster 5 in 1 thingy; she loves to cook and still uses it 18 yrs later. Anyway, walking out of the mall with it, I got accosted by at least 3 different gaggles of girls asking me about the thing, who it was for, how lucky she was, etc. I think if I had the 6 in 1 with the larger motor/meat grinder, I might have gotten a blow job from them. I almost sent the empty box to my bro, who was unattached at the time, to carry thru his local mall to pick up chicks.

 

If I send shipping $, will you send me the box? So I can get some box?

 

Will tell them it's for my shut in auntie who has nothing else to do but cook and loves it when I come to dinner.  Guaranteed I will cvm after that line.

[Me_2006 14]

Well your friend is really talented. Your lady is going to love that!

 

My brother is an art director for Paul Frank (the clothing company). So he designs a lot of their t-shirt logo's, print ad's, etc. etc. He paints as more of a hobby and also does stencil graffiti (sort of like Banksy or Shephard Fairey) around Orange County and Los Angeles. He has a couple art shows in galleries every year, but nothing too serious.

No doubt. And she's only 17.

 

 

and holy shiat that'd be a cool job. Assuming I actually had some artistic ability, that is.