Lackman 0 Posted March 10, 2009 makes no sense...how can a retard spew crotches? i could see a crotch maybe spewing retards, but that's probably got a different connotation. Is the "Alabama Man" action figure based on you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 10, 2009 C'mon, "Retard Spewing Crotch" was the phrase of the year. I will give him props for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted March 10, 2009 a retard spewing crotch is like a water spewing fountain. And apparently just as common in the Palin household. Speak like Yoda does Phillybear, hmmm? Backwards his sentences are, no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted March 10, 2009 Speak like Yoda does Phillybear, hmmm? Backwards his sentences are, no? you prefer crotch spewing retard? that makes no sense! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 10, 2009 Seems like kutulu gets off a lot of good one liners. Never too serious. So, he adds something. Looks like you and him have some bad blood though. Not sure what thats all about. kutulu is one of my favorite posters. I think kutulu is partially just focking with him, but it goes back to jvirne posting a pretty nasty - assuming it's true -spoiler in the LOST thread a few days ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted March 10, 2009 Is the "Alabama Man" action figure based on you? where can i pick one of them up??? sounds kewl. don't get me wrong, Alabama sucks...but an Alabama Man action figure, I'll tell you what...the boys down that jamboree and hootananny would love to see that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 10, 2009 Speak like Yoda does Phillybear, hmmm? Backwards his sentences are, no? "retard-spewing" is an adjective. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted March 10, 2009 "retard-spewing" is an adjective. See, this shiit they never taught me in school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted March 10, 2009 See, this shiit they never taught me in school. God damn grammar! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted March 10, 2009 God damn grammar? Fixed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted March 10, 2009 "retard-spewing" is an adjective. um, spewing would likely be a verb...but i better go and check the thread about what everyone does better than everyone else to make sure that you weren't one of the ones who put down that you spell/write/type/grammaticize/speako engrish better than everyone else. Seeing how it's not a complete sentence and I was being somewhat facetious , well, then it's probably not much of anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jvirne 0 Posted March 10, 2009 Seems like kutulu gets off a lot of good one liners. Never too serious. So, he adds something. Looks like you and him have some bad blood though. Not sure what thats all about. Nah. He's got a crush on me. I do my best to ignore it. End of story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted March 10, 2009 um, spewing would likely be a verb...but i better go and check the thread about what everyone does better than everyone else to make sure that you weren't one of the ones who put down that you spell/write/type/grammaticize/speako engrish better than everyone else. Seeing how it's not a complete sentence and I was being somewhat facetious , well, then it's probably not much of anything. and yes, spewing itself is a verb. Paired with a noun, however, that verb becomes an adjective. Like "the running man." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jvirne 0 Posted March 10, 2009 I think kutulu is partially just focking with him, but it goes back to jvirne posting a pretty nasty - assuming it's true -spoiler in the LOST thread a few days ago. Oh yea, I forgot about that. kutulu didn't like being one of the biggest fish catches of the season. But hey, even FFT Mike fell for that one. As did pretty much everyone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted March 10, 2009 "retard-spewing" is an adjective. spewing is the present participle and retard is the subject. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 10, 2009 um, spewing would likely be a verb...but i better go and check the thread about what everyone does better than everyone else to make sure that you weren't one of the ones who put down that you spell/write/type/grammaticize/speako engrish better than everyone else. Seeing how it's not a complete sentence and I was being somewhat facetious , well, then it's probably not much of anything. No, I'm not particularly good at grammar but I though maybe seeing the phrase without any kind of context was fouling you up. "Retard spewing" describes her crotch. That's all I was trying to point out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,212 Posted March 10, 2009 As an 8 year man, but clearly not a HOF candidate, I nominate myself for the selection committee. Edjr should be on there as well. As should NewbieJr. and Duckstupid and Voltaire and Jerryskids. We are the FFT Associated Asshats. You all nominate candidates, we'll hold a secret meeting and vote. I like this plan, we should discuss it at the Starving Brain. I applied about 2 years ago, I'm sure my application is in the queue, please move it to the front for elitist approval. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted March 10, 2009 No, I'm not particularly good at grammar but I though maybe seeing the phrase without any kind of context was fouling you up. "Retard spewing" describes her crotch. That's all I was trying to point out. So, it's like "Fire Breathing Dragon". Fire isn't the subject in this noun, Dragon is. Retard isn't the subject, "crotch" is. And they say intelligent discourse is dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 10, 2009 spewing is the present participle and retard is the subject. "spooge licking assfocker" what's the subject? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted March 10, 2009 and yes, spewing itself is a verb. Paired with a noun, however, that verb becomes an adjective. Like "the running man." verbs can be used as adjective when used to modify a noun...which the example you used...and i would agree with you that if used in a sentence like "she is a retard spewing crotch", then yes, both words are technically describing crotch and therefore would be adjectives. I will gracefully resign from this debate... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted March 10, 2009 spewing is the present participle and retard is the subject. werds werds werds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted March 10, 2009 "spooge licking assfocker" what's the subject? you'll have to ask edjr or perhaps newbie... :assfocker: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 10, 2009 you'll have to ask edjr or perhaps newbie... :assfocker: ed jump in here anywhere... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted March 10, 2009 "spooge licking assfocker" what's the subject? Assfoker is the subject licking is the present participle spooge is the object assfocker (is) licking spooge. at least thats what the priest taught me in catholic school and they know all about this $hit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted March 10, 2009 Assfoker is the subjectlicking is the present participle spooge is the object assfocker (is) licking spooge. at least thats what the priest taught me in catholic school and they know all about this $hit. oh, I see you also knew Father Diddles O'lot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted March 10, 2009 I like this plan, we should discuss it at the Starving Brain. I applied about 2 years ago, I'm sure my application is in the queue, please move it to the front for elitist approval. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted March 10, 2009 I like this plan, we should discuss it at the Starving Brain. I applied about 2 years ago, I'm sure my application is in the queue, please move it to the front for elitist approval. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted March 10, 2009 Oh yea, I forgot about that. kutulu didn't like being one of the biggest fish catches of the season. But hey, even FFT Mike fell for that one. As did pretty much everyone else. Whatever, but I've been calling you a doosh for years...basically cause you are one. Well, you stopped being a doosh for awhile...then you weren't around much, now yer a doosh again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOD01 191 Posted March 10, 2009 I am the 1st inductee because I am a legend in my own mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,212 Posted March 10, 2009 Whatever, but I've been calling you a doosh for years...basically cause you are one. Well, you stopped being a doosh for awhile...then you weren't around much, now yer a doosh again. Wow, I didn't know you could type so many werds in a somewhat coherent context. You must really hate him, in an internet way at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,212 Posted March 10, 2009 I like this plan, we should discuss it at the Starving Brain. I applied about 2 years ago, I'm sure my application is in the queue, please move it to the front for elitist approval. Also jvirne, as part of my approval, I should note that I have seen Jessy's breasteses. Not nekkid, but they were there under a shirt right in front of me. Live and everything. Alsoalso, DuckStupid's knuckles drag on the dirt, so he should be a perfect compliment to picking the select few for this prestigious award. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted March 11, 2009 Wow, I didn't know you could type so many werds in a somewhat coherent context. You must really hate him, in an internet way at least. No I don't hate him. I just think he's a doosh. You used to be kind of dooshy...not so much any more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,212 Posted March 11, 2009 No I don't hate him. I just think he's a doosh. You used to be kind of dooshy...not so much any more. I'm feeling quite dooshy today; I've backbuttoned several responses that even I thought were too much. Long day, had to work a lot, need to get up at like 4AM to travel tomorrow, am not remotely done with work but not sure I give a shiot at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted March 11, 2009 From the other thread: My credentials: 1: Have saved geeks tons of money and frustration with spot on auto repair advice and online diagnostics 2: Brought the Geek animation to the bored 3: brought the amazing dancing kat to the bored 4: Runner up to bananna boy in the 07 geek brackets 5: Have actually talked to about 20 or so of you 6: Very high post per day count 7: Have personally met 2 geeks 8: Bought 2 geeks dinner and beer and pool 9: Let 1 geek crash on my couch 10: Brought over nice titted girl and talked her into getting nekkid in the hot tub for another geeks viewing pleasure 11: Hosted the GOTY tourney for 08 12: Sent money to a Curly to help with stuff 13: Many, many informative threads such as "Pizza Pizza Pizza", "Retards having sex haiku" 14: Am generally well liked and nice to others 15: Rats ass Good enough? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,212 Posted March 11, 2009 From the other thread: 8: Bought 2 geeks dinner and beer and pool Thanks. Sorry you suck at that pool thing tho. 9: Let 1 geek crash on my couch Thanks. That stain is milk from my coffee, I swear. 10: Brought over nice titted girl and talked her into getting nekkid in the hot tub for another geeks viewing pleasure No comment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted March 11, 2009 Thanks. That stain is milk from my coffee, I swear. HA !!! I don't drink coffee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,212 Posted March 11, 2009 HA !!! I don't drink coffee I didn't say you did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted March 11, 2009 Jesus, what a rant. Take things serious much? ETA: WTF? That was venom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jvirne 0 Posted March 11, 2009 Jesus, what a rant. Take things serious much? I deleted it, and there's a lot of history you don't know about. But "venom" like that only fuels certain people's fires. It's one reason why I don't usually post here anymore. It all ends up in juvenile slapfights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted March 11, 2009 I deleted it, and there's a lot of history you don't know about. Probably a good idea. Obviously something going on there. Carry on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
