I'm drunk thread

[IGotWorms 4,057]

I got kinda drunk tonight, but appparently not nearly as drunk as CantToucThis

[nikki2200 4]

I got kinda drunk tonight, but appparently not nearly as drunk as CantToucThis

 

He has the bestest drunk posts.

[CantTouchThis 23]

I got kinda drunk tonight, but appparently not nearly as drunk as CantToucThis

 

Ick, yeah. It was a really good night until a bit after i got back to the bar.

[CantTouchThis 23]

He has the bestest drunk posts.

I am surprised i knew to post in the "I'm drunk thread".

[tikigods 76]

Ick, yeah. It was a really good night until a bit after i got back to the bar.

 

 

I'm assuming you're still drinking.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Dude, my roomate and one of my best friends came to blows tonight. They both brought fock up b1tched in my apt, i got them outside but they still kept them bear my apt. I kept saying "Get those fock up b1tches the fock away from out apt".

 

The most sober b1tch hated my ass, but fock it, i didn't want anything to do with really focked up b1tches that were puking all over the place.

 

So my friend came in with my roomates. My roommate was freaking out, and was pretty much repeating what i was saying to a much louder extent, blaming this incident on my friend. These two were ofcking in eahc other's face, i was right in between then. I was trying to calm my roommate down, when my friend came out of nowhere and tackled him on his own bed.

 

Seriously, the closet doors all came apart n sh1t. Soon, my friend had him in a lock-hold. And if my roommate was in seriously trouble, i was about to knock my friend out. I am really, really glad i didn't have to knock someone out. It was mainly because my friend was like "dude, you one of my best friends, but i will kill you" when he said that, i was ready i just nail him as hard as i can. But, i refranedd. Anyways, we were all able to pull them apart, but both were irate nad really drink afterwards. It was seriously really focked up.

You guys should have seen CTT's posts when he found this place as a young teenager.

 

Last night's drunken ramblings are way more coherent than the stuff he posted in middle school.

 

[IronToe Nedney 0]

You guys should have seen CTT's posts when he found this place as a young teenager.

 

Last night's drunken ramblings are way more coherent than the stuff he posted in middle school.

 

 

Just got back from watching the Habs game, it was a Guiness afternoon. Should be nice and lit in a couple of hours.

 

[tikigods 76]

Just got back from watching the Habs game, it was a Guiness afternoon. Should be nice and lit in a couple of hours.

 

 

 

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[CantTouchThis 23]

You guys should have seen CTT's posts when he found this place as a young teenager.

 

Last night's drunken ramblings are way more coherent than the stuff he posted in middle school.

 

 

:lol: No kidding, a retarded monkey could have written more coherent posts than i did back then. The sad thing about that drunk post is i remember really trying to make it coherent

[CantTouchThis 23]

 

I'm assuming you're still drinking.

 

Nope, my mind was just foggy right then, i think it was pretty much right after i woke up.

 

I meant to say after i got back from the bar.

[nikki2200 4]

:lol: No kidding, a retarded monkey could have written more coherent posts than i did back then. The sad thing about that drunk post is i remember really trying to make it coherent

 

It probably took an hour just to formulate that post. Been there.

 

Actually I'm there right now. Wasted. Sitting at a bar posting from a bar on my droid. Retarded.

[Me_2006 14]

Where all the white wimen at?

 

 

also someone make me a sandwich. hopefully one of the white wimmen.

[IMMensaMind 462]

I'm smashed right now, and two minutes from passing out. G'night.

[Me_2006 14]

I'm smashed right now, and two minutes from passing out. G'night.

wanna cuddle? I bet your pillow talk would have me dozing in 2.2

[nikki2200 4]

wanna cuddle? I bet your pillow talk would have me dozing in 2.2

 

 

Dammit.... did I miss my chance to take advantage of Mensa brain last night? DAMMIT.

[IMMensaMind 462]

 

Dammit.... did I miss my chance to take advantage of Mensa brain last night? DAMMIT.

 

I'd have to be pretty damned drunk, and I don't...

[this dude 0]

I saw a drunk chick last night. She had a big ass and a long, pointy nose. She bought me a few drinks so I took her home and banged her for a few hours. When I woke up, she was gone and my apartment was cleaned up. It was a win-win.

[Me_2006 14]

###### ethynographies

[tikigods 76]

bunny bastards needs to bookmark this thread.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,326]

bunny bastards needs to bookmark this thread.

 

 

Hi. I'm Bunny.

[tikigods 76]

Hi. I'm Bunny.

 

 

I may start a collection to keep you intoxicated just to read your late night ramblings. They is good.

[GobbleDog 987]

My name is GobbleDog and I'm an alcoholic.

 

 

I ran out of red wine, so I popped open a bottle of my wife's white wine crap. She'll be pissed tomorrow, but that's sober-morning-GobbleDog's problem. To hell with that douche bag.

[tikigods 76]

My name is GobbleDog and I'm an alcoholic.

 

 

I ran out of red wine, so I popped open a bottle of my wife's white wine crap. She'll be pissed tomorrow, but that's sober-morning-GobbleDog's problem. To hell with that douche bag.

 

Go start a drunk, rambling thread at the fish forum. Tell them how you crapped in your fish tank and wiped your ass with an electric eel. Those threads never get old.

[nikki2200 4]

I'm drunk now. It's Wednesday. WTF?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,326]

Go start a drunk, rambling thread at the fish forum. Tell them how you crapped in your fish tank and wiped your ass with an electric eel. Those threads never get old.

 

 

Went to the Hornets game tonight. We crushed the lowly Pistons and I got hammered. This is my favorite time of year. If you are a smoker and your significant other decides that following your sorry arse isn't worth it, buying shots to and for the sluts is good. Grand Money is the greatest shot EVER!!! Warms the bone and gets the opposite sex excited when you fork up 10000000000000000000000000000000 for one.

[GobbleDog 987]

Go start a drunk, rambling thread at the fish forum. Tell them how you crapped in your fish tank and wiped your ass with an electric eel. Those threads never get old.

 

Yeah yeah yeah. FFToday got GobbleDog banned from the fish forum. Let's all have a good laugh for the next 5 years.

[nikki2200 4]

Went to the Hornets game tonight. We crushed the lowly Pistons and I got hammered. This is my favorite time of year. If you are a smoker and your significant other decides that following your sorry arse isn't worth it, buying shots to and for the sluts is good. Grand Money is the greatest shot EVER!!! Warms the bone and gets the opposite sex excited when you fork up 10000000000000000000000000000000 for one.

 

Huh? I thought maybe if I was drunk I would understand you better. Apparently not.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,326]

I'm drunk now. It's Wednesday. WTF?

 

 

I think Tikki is and has an inner working relationship with the mods that proved your assersition that his thread would be deleted. The over-under for deletion has passed unless we can ramp it up a bit. Your it--------------------What's your tranny fawg story?

[nikki2200 4]

I think Tikki is and has an inner working relationship with the mods that proved your assersition that his thread would be deleted. The over-under for deletion has passed unless we can ramp it up a bit. Your it--------------------What's your tranny fawg story?

 

Maybe you are right. I needed to drink from humiliation. The Captain always heals the pain.

 

I'm it? OK. Going in.............................................................................................................................................

[tikigods 76]

Went to the Hornets game tonight. We crushed the lowly Pistons and I got hammered. This is my favorite time of year. If you are a smoker and your significant other decides that following your sorry arse isn't worth it, buying shots to and for the sluts is good. Grand Money is the greatest shot EVER!!! Warms the bone and gets the opposite sex excited when you fork up 10000000000000000000000000000000 for one.

 

 

i have no idea what this says.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,326]

 

i have no idea what this says.

 

 

I'm wasted! Grand Money is the shot that makes women give me head! I smoke, therefore the sluts that smoke want to smoke the bone that makes it all worthwhile! Hang out with smokers.......get a BJ worth posting about here at FFToday. Nevermind I broufgt my wife, dad, and kid. The ugly smokers wanted to fawk my brains out! Wanna fawk......hang oyt with smokers in the smoker slut sections of any arena.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

My name is GobbleDog and I'm an alcoholic.

 

 

I ran out of red wine, so I popped open a bottle of my wife's white wine crap. She'll be pissed tomorrow, but that's sober-morning-GobbleDog's problem. To hell with that douche bag.

 

[CantTouchThis 23]

Stay tuned. Just got done with my finals, and this is the first time i have ended a semester over 21 Drinking shall ensue.

[IronToe Nedney 0]

Thursday night visit.

 

I have no explanation for this bender other than... :banana::banana:

[tikigods 76]

I had a few beers but couldn't bring myself to get lit tonight.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,326]

:cheers:8 Kewrs Lights and a shot of Grand. Getting there. Has anyone ever lost a divorce battle based on this site?

[listen2me 23 1,831]

Hey beer snobs....is Molson Canadian ok?

 

I don't give a ######!

 

Pound em down!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,326]

I'm wasted! You?

[tikigods 76]

D. runk.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

Gettin' there!