I'm drunk thread

[ADD1CT36 1]

 

ETA: It looks like the last 6 posts were made by you or me here; think Tiki is passed out?

 

I think he's trying to shave so he can take pics...?

[nikki2200 4]

ETA: It looks like the last 6 posts were made by you or me here; think Tiki is passed out?

 

No. He's blathering on to me on IM. It's a lot of kljdfyopaj;kgf;ojdfnk;ldiukjdklfakjlj Austin! dkljghdilkfoikdljfl.

[Big Blue 06 195]

No. He's blathering on to me on IM. It's a lot of kljdfyopaj;kgf;ojdfnk;ldiukjdklfakjlj Austin! dkljghdilkfoikdljfl.

 

Awesome!

 

If I'm ranking these, I'd probably go in the order you said, Steve Johnson, Maclin, then Austin, though the fact that Austin plays a national game tomorrow might make me start him over Maclin.

[tikigods 76]

OK retards:

 

QB Rivers

WR Johnson, Steve

WR Maclin

RB Gore

RB Charles

TE Keller

K Graham

D/S Chicago

 

I'm not 9-2 because I'm dumb.

[tikigods 76]

I think he's trying to shave so he can take pics...?

 

You only get to see them in person.

[nikki2200 4]

Awesome!

 

If I'm ranking these, I'd probably go in the order you said, Steve Johnson, Maclin, then Austin, though the fact that Austin plays a national game tomorrow might make me start him over Maclin.

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. But Chicago's pass D isn't great as opposed to NO which is like #2 right now. And Austin has only had like 6 catches in the past two games. Kitna doesn't seem to target him. And Maclin has been showing lots of studdage lately. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[nikki2200 4]

OK retards:

 

QB Rivers

WR Johnson, Steve

WR Maclin

RB Gore

RB Charles

TE Keller

K Graham

D/S Chicago

 

I'm not 9-2 because I'm dumb.

 

MORENO!

[Big Blue 06 195]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. But Chicago's pass D isn't great as opposed to NO which is like #2 right now. And Austin has only had like 6 catches in the past two games. Kitna doesn't seem to target him. And Maclin has been showing lots of studdage lately. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

You're probably right, but I can see the NO/Dallas game ending up like 35-31 and Austin will have to get some of that.

[Big Blue 06 195]

MORENO!

 

This.

[nikki2200 4]

You're probably right, but I can see the NO/Dallas game ending up like 35-31 and Austin will have to get some of that.

 

Flying sh!tballs. This is why I don't have my own team anymore.

 

Oh and Tiki dear...... what was your record before I started "helping"? J/K J/K J/K.

 

Tiki you make the call. Austin or Maclin?

[tikigods 76]

Moreno is not going into my line up.

[tikigods 76]

Flying sh!tballs. This is why I don't have my own team anymore.

 

Oh and Tiki dear...... what was your record before I started "helping"? J/K J/K J/K.

 

Tiki you make the call. Austin or Maclin?

 

Meh. You own that shiit show.

[nikki2200 4]

Moreno is not going into my line up.

 

Too late

 

Ok we're going with Maclin. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

Now back to drunk talk.

[tikigods 76]

Too late

 

Ok we're going with Maclin. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

Now back to drunk talk.

 

I'm getting a pet falcon.

[sorrycharlie 0]

I'm getting a pet falcon.

 

Sweet!!

I heard they poop where ya tell'm even, which is nice!

[tikigods 76]

Sweet!!

I heard they poop where ya tell'm even, which is nice!

 

I want it to poop on Nikki's face.

[nikki2200 4]

I want it to poop on Nikki's face.

 

I just got a little tingly feeling all over.

[tikigods 76]

I just got a little tingly feeling all over.

 

You suffer from fecophilia?

[nikki2200 4]

You suffer from fecophilia?

 

No just the idea of your ass on my face gave me the tinglies.

 

You are a sick fock.

[Drizzay 701]

Threads like this one make me wish RP was back and this bored was cluttered with political threads.

[tikigods 76]

Threads like this one make me wish RP was back and this bored was cluttered with political threads.

 

Posts like this make me wish cancer on your face.

[Big Blue 06 195]

Posts like this make me wish cancer on your face.

 

There's nothing quite as funny as face cancer.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

This g0ddamn tikigods/niki2269 thing has gone on long enough! It is really gheying up the bored! Especially if this nikki "chick" is actually a man--then it is even MORE ghey! Fock you b!tches.

[tikigods 76]

This g0ddamn tikigods/niki2269 thing has gone on long enough! It is really gheying up the bored! Especially if this nikki "chick" is actually a man--then it is even MORE ghey! Fock you b!tches.

 

I agree.

[MedStudent 56]

I'm drunk too. Just got in (at my girlfriends place). Had breakfast at an all night place so I'm sobered up a little. typing on my iPhone in bed. She passed out as soon as her head hit the pillow. Will have to have some hangover sex in the morning. I just had two asprin and a lot of water. My hangover recipe. Goodnight you focks.

[tikigods 76]

I'm drunk too. Just got in (at my girlfriends place). Had breakfast at an all night place so I'm sobered up a little. typing on my iPhone in bed. She passed out as soon as her head hit the pillow. Will have to have some hangover sex in the morning. I just had two asprin and a lot of water. My hangover recipe. Goodnight you focks.

 

 

Well done, Med. I woke up and had a beer. Live. Good.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

Hangover sex is rarely good, unless you time it just right where you are coming out of the hangover but just need a little something to bump you over the edge into feeling like a human again.

[tikigods 76]

Hangover sex is rarely good, unless you time it just right where you are coming out of the hangover but just need a little something to bump you over the edge into feeling like a human again.

 

I'm going to have to agree with you on this. It's also rarely good when you throw up on their face.

[SUXBNME 1,458]

There's nothing quite as funny as face cancer.

[sorrycharlie 0]

I'm going to have to agree with you on this. It's also rarely good when you throw up on their face.

 

Most chicks I know really dig that ######, especially the chunkies!

[Cdub100 3,851]

Whiskey sour

 

I'm about to switch to my "nice" whiskey though. Four rose, Colorado, Crown royal Cask No. 16. and Knob creek. Not sure which one I should enjoy tonight.

[listen2me 23 1,831]

Hey You Guys!

[tikigods 76]

Most chicks I know really dig that ######, especially the chunkies!

 

It's because they like the extra food.

[sorrycharlie 0]

It's because they like the extra food.

Of course.....you let it slip while drunk that you took the neighborhood hottie out to dinner at a nice restaraunt, only to end up having to call her in to finish the night off because said hottie was too prim and proper, and had no intention of going down or getting on her knees in either of the good positions, so she was jealous of the great food you and Ms. Prim ate, and figured she struck gold when ya started ralphing all over her the next morning!

She got laid at least twice, and had some great chow!

 

She scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tikigods 76]

I'm drunk.

 

I almost went home with this hot (recently divorced) lady I work with. Probably I good idea I cut myself off and went home. Definitely didn't want awkward morning conversation Monday.

[IronToe Nedney 0]

Slighlty toasted.

 

[tikigods 76]

Slighlty toasted.

 

 

 

Habs-Sharks tomorrow.

[IronToe Nedney 0]

 

Habs-Sharks tomorrow.

 

Afternoon game...

 

 

Hope I'm awake.

[tikigods 76]

Afternoon game...

 

 

Hope I'm awake.

 

2pm. You'll be fine. I've got tickets for the 16th against the Bruins.

[CantTouchThis 23]

Dude, my roomate and one of my best friends came to blows tonight. They both brought fock up b1tched in my apt, i got them outside but they still kept them bear my apt. I kept saying "Get those fock up b1tches the fock away from out apt".

 

The most sober b1tch hated my ass, but fock it, i didn't want anything to do with really focked up b1tches that were puking all over the place.

 

So my friend came in with my roomates. My roommate was freaking out, and was pretty much repeating what i was saying to a much louder extent, blaming this incident on my friend. These two were ofcking in eahc other's face, i was right in between then. I was trying to calm my roommate down, when my friend came out of nowhere and tackled him on his own bed.

 

Seriously, the closet doors all came apart n sh1t. Soon, my friend had him in a lock-hold. And if my roommate was in seriously trouble, i was about to knock my friend out. I am really, really glad i didn't have to knock someone out. It was mainly because my friend was like "dude, you one of my best friends, but i will kill you" when he said that, i was ready i just nail him as hard as i can. But, i refranedd. Anyways, we were all able to pull them apart, but both were irate nad really drink afterwards. It was seriously really focked up.