Need Geek opinions on a chick that used to be a guy

[Giants Fan 85]

I miss you

 

At least you actually gave me somewhat of a challenge at teh game of pool

 

(Yea...You know I let you win)

 

I would kick your ass at pool. It's all geometry.

 

I can't masse ... but I have made some amazing bank shots, combos and hop shots in my day.

 

True story I once sank the 8 ball on the break, 2 racks in a row. With a cue, that had no tip on it. And forever I was convinced that was the secret. A cue with no tip to break. It's just luck. A good break is a good break.

 

I also once called a shot in a game that was like "5 ball in the side pocket, and then the cue ball is gonna spin down the rail and sink the seven in the corner." and my opponent said, "You only need to call the 5." and I said, "Yeah .... I know." and then I made the shot. If I had missed the 7 .... I woulda let him shoot next. Not what I called. But I made the shot. Trick shot I have practiced a lot of times .... knew I could make it.

 

I have not played in YEARS though. Used to play every day. I can be intimidating. I once almost got thrown out of a bar for flipping around a pool cue like a ninja. If I do it wrong it goes flying across the room and gets trashed ... I totally get it. But I've played on a lotta questionable tables ... with bad sticks ... where it's all homefield advantage. Dead spots, table roll ... you gotta know the table and the cues.

[listen2me 23 1,953]

I would kick your ass at pool. It's all geometry.

 

I can't masse ... but I have made some amazing bank shots, combos and hop shots in my day.

 

True story I once sank the 8 ball on the break, 2 racks in a row. With a cue, that had no tip on it. And forever I was convinced that was the secret. A cue with no tip to break. It's just luck. A good break is a good break.

 

true dat

[SUXBNME 1,596]

I would kick your ass at pool. It's all geometry.

 

I can't masse ... but I have made some amazing bank shots, combos and hop shots in my day.

 

True story I once sank the 8 ball on the break, 2 racks in a row. With a cue, that had no tip on it. And forever I was convinced that was the secret. A cue with no tip to break. It's just luck. A good break is a good break.

 

I also once called a shot in a game that was like "5 ball in the side pocket, and then the cue ball is gonna spin down the rail and sink the nine in the corner." and my opponent said, "You only need to call the 5." and I said, "Yeah .... I know." and then I made the shot. If I had missed the 9 .... I woulda let him shoot next. Not what I called. But I made the shot. Trick shot I have practiced a lot of times .... knew I could make it.

 

I have not played in YEARS though. Used to play every day.

 

You're a good man, Adam

 

ETA: You wouldn't stand a chance against me at pool. I let JK and Strike each win a game or so because I was their host. If we got serious, well...depending on our alcohol intake mebbe it would be a good game.

I'll bet that you were pretty good when you played on a regular basis.

[Chronic Husker 86]

Used to play every day. I can be intimidating. I once almost got thrown out of a bar for flipping around a pool cue like a ninja.

It's like a......nightmare.

[Giants Fan 85]

Exactly.

[SUXBNME 1,596]

It's like a......nightmare.

 

[Grady Seasons] It just keeps getting worse and worse [/Grady Seasons]

[Giants Fan 85]

 

You're a good man, Adam

 

ETA: You wouldn't stand a chance against me at pool. I let JK and Strike each win a game or so because I was their host. If we got serious, well...depending on our alcohol intake mebbe it would be a good game.

I'll bet that you were pretty good when you played on a regular basis.

 

You ever do the call the shot, line up and say "Hey!" and when they look you in the eye you sink the shot and say, "Good game." ? It's intimidation. It's saying ... I can fock with you because I know I am better than you.

[Giants Fan 85]

Wait a sec .... you met Strike and you didn't kick his ass?

 

I dunno Sux ... I mean I know you COULD HAVE ..... it's just more of a why didn't you? Is he somehow redeeming in RL?

 

I mean ... I might be an obtuse blowhard .... but Strike is just an idiot.

[29 Guests 29]

I'm just saying .... I often lay in bed at night and fantasize about banging that girl. So anytime someone I know who is in college asks, "Should I bang this girl?" my answer is yes. Hell yes. Be prepared. Take pictures. Cause when you are 40 .... it's not like that anymore.

I can't believe I'm agreeing with this.

[IMMensaMind 462]

I would kick your ass at pool. It's all geometry.

 

I can't masse ... but I have made some amazing bank shots, combos and hop shots in my day.

 

True story I once sank the 8 ball on the break, 2 racks in a row. With a cue, that had no tip on it. And forever I was convinced that was the secret. A cue with no tip to break. It's just luck. A good break is a good break.

 

I also once called a shot in a game that was like "5 ball in the side pocket, and then the cue ball is gonna spin down the rail and sink the seven in the corner." and my opponent said, "You only need to call the 5." and I said, "Yeah .... I know." and then I made the shot. If I had missed the 7 .... I woulda let him shoot next. Not what I called. But I made the shot. Trick shot I have practiced a lot of times .... knew I could make it.

 

I have not played in YEARS though. Used to play every day. I can be intimidating. I once almost got thrown out of a bar for flipping around a pool cue like a ninja. If I do it wrong it goes flying across the room and gets trashed ... I totally get it. But I've played on a lotta questionable tables ... with bad sticks ... where it's all homefield advantage. Dead spots, table roll ... you gotta know the table and the cues.

 

I would bet your permanent banishment from this bored that you cannot beat me in either 8 or 9 ball race to 7.

[Giants Fan 85]

In the rated R version of Animal House ... "Fock her! Fock her brains out!". Words to live by.

 

(of course by todays standards that scene would be rape and the girl was only 14 ... and she was passed out so you would likely be looking at at least 5 years in "Pound Me In The Ass" prison. At least. But if she's of age and awake ... yer in the clear).

[Giants Fan 85]

I would bet your permanent banishment from this bored that you cannot beat me in either 8 or 9 ball race to 7.

 

I'm pretty tough when it comes to 8 ball. I don't play 9 ball.

[MedStudent 56]

Here are some more pics of that chick:

 

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Something about her just doesn't work for me.

[Meglamaniac 792]

I would bet your permanent banishment from this bored that you cannot beat me in either 8 or 9 ball race to 7.

LOL, no sneaky Petes allowed

[Chronic Husker 86]

Here are some more pics of that chick:

 

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Something about her just doesn't work for me.

Her eyes are too far apart.

[MedStudent 56]

I guess this would be the reason she just didn't seem attractive to me. I prefer natural women.

 

 

 

 

[Mike Honcho 5,439]

I would kick your ass at pool. It's all geometry.

 

I can't masse ... but I have made some amazing bank shots, combos and hop shots in my day.

 

True story I once sank the 8 ball on the break, 2 racks in a row. With a cue, that had no tip on it. And forever I was convinced that was the secret. A cue with no tip to break. It's just luck. A good break is a good break.

 

I also once called a shot in a game that was like "5 ball in the side pocket, and then the cue ball is gonna spin down the rail and sink the seven in the corner." and my opponent said, "You only need to call the 5." and I said, "Yeah .... I know." and then I made the shot. If I had missed the 7 .... I woulda let him shoot next. Not what I called. But I made the shot. Trick shot I have practiced a lot of times .... knew I could make it.

 

I have not played in YEARS though. Used to play every day. I can be intimidating. I once almost got thrown out of a bar for flipping around a pool cue like a ninja. If I do it wrong it goes flying across the room and gets trashed ... I totally get it. But I've played on a lotta questionable tables ... with bad sticks ... where it's all homefield advantage. Dead spots, table roll ... you gotta know the table and the cues.

 

If you play by the real rules of pool, this means you lost 2 games in a row. Congrats.

[Frank M 181]

I guess this would be the reason she just didn't seem attractive to me. I prefer natural women.

 

 

 

 

 

Well played, sir!

 

If it happened and I didn't know until after, I don't know that I'd be all that bummed. 

He/she is hot!

[JTB 52]

 

Well played, sir!

 

If it happened and I didn't know until after, I don't know that I'd be all that bummed. He/she is hot!

 

To: Medstudent

 

Nice change of topic title after the boys were drooling. Let's see how you, a focking liberal, can misquote people in this thread! Typical use of print media to SPIN a topic any way you want!

[MedStudent 56]

Nice change of topic title after the boys were drooling. Let's see how you, a focking liberal, can misquote people in this thread! Typical use of print media to SPIN a topic any way you want!

 

Relax Francis it was a joke.

[Meglamaniac 792]

If you play by the real rules of pool, this means you lost 2 games in a row. Congrats.

Ummm no it doesn't

[nikki2200 4]

To: Medstudent

 

Nice change of topic title after the boys were drooling. Let's see how you, a focking liberal, can misquote people in this thread! Typical use of print media to SPIN a topic any way you want!

 

Your retardedness knows no bounds, does it?

[Frank M 181]

Your retardedness knows no bounds, does it?

 

He's just bummed that some conservatives here just got caught fantasizing about a guy.

 

Also, apologies to GH. Apparently the rest of us are gigantic f@gs, but you are not.

[Eagles Green 34]

I'd still bang him

 

 

[Chronic Husker 86]

I guess this would be the reason she just didn't seem attractive to me. I prefer natural women.

 

MedStudent has been bringing the pain this week.

[Strike 6,023]

I miss you

 

At least you actually gave me somewhat of a chubby in the pool

 

 

[JTB 52]

Relax Francis it was a joke.

 

 

I realize it was a joke....

 

Maybe I was only making a statement in jest also......??

[Mike Honcho 5,439]

Ummm no it doesn't

 

 

I stand corrected. Didn't not know that was only a localized rule.

[29 Guests 29]

I'd still bang him

 

 

[Kanil 521]

While this thread doesn't count towards last years GOTY contest, it doesn't hurt to keep your name on peoples minds. You sir have a shot at taking it down!

[parrot 789]

NO FOCKING WAY!

 

 

 

I don't like Orientals.

[RLLD 4,275]

Her eyes are too far apart.

 

She holds her chin up nicely....

[sorrycharlie 0]

Does this mean that Steve Buckley is no longer interested in.....it?

 

 

 

 

[IMMensaMind 462]

Relax Francis it was a joke.

 

I knew this is where you were going. I was just about to post the General Ackbar "It's a Trap!" picture, when I saw you changed your post title.

 

That he/she would be about the most convincing sex change I've ever seen though...not that I've seen a lot of them, I don't think...

[vuduchile 1,947]

I'd still bang him

 

 

 

Are you talking anal only?

 

What if you had to stick it inside the eternally open wound?

[The Elevator Killer 714]

Relax Francis it was a joke.

 

Sweet. I started a thread one time titled something like tell about a fight you were in, then changed it to tell us about making your first ghay pron. People got a little upset because lines like "I was pounding this guy." took on a whole new meaning.

 

Nice job Med.

 

[MedStudent 56]

Sweet. I started a thread one time titled something like tell about a fight you were in, then changed it to tell us about making your first ghay pron. People got a little upset because lines like "I was pounding this guy." took on a whole new meaning.

 

Nice job Med.

 

 

I really didn't need to change the title. I just needed to post the article showing she used to be a he. But I wanted everyone who posted earlier to come read the thread again so I changed the title.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

Well played Med. I actually had seen an article about that dude yesterday, but I didn't want to roon the thread.

[MedStudent 56]

Are you kidding me??? Not only would I bang her, I would marry her!!!

 

Changed your mind on gay marriage?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

I would have known if orientaltransformer had a damn adams apple.