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1. Smog

 

2. High unemployment

 

3. They will have 2 turning lanes, and then once you turn one of the lanes ends in 20 feet, it is a clusterfock merging. They should have just 1 turning lane.

 

4. Every morning when I walk out of my hotel it smells like wet dogshit. This is probably related to smog.

 

5. Valley fever - there is a fungus down here that gets into your lungs making you sick.

 

6. High beer prices - beer is 20% more expensive than montana, and 10% more expensive then texas.

 

7. People are unhappy. Everyone complains about everything.

 

8. What little fishing they have is terrible.

 

There may be more.

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But the weather is fockin' awesome and the women are bangin' hot :headbanger:

 

The women aren't better looking than anywhere else. There are hotties all over the country.

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The women aren't better looking than anywhere else. There are hotties all over the country.

 

Not in Montana. I have been there numerous times and found them lacking. I could say the same for a handful of other states, mostly in the midwest.

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I spent some time in San Diego, in the lamplight district, and saw some of the most beautiful women I have ever laid eyes on........even now my cack stiffens at the mere thought of them....

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I spent some time in San Diego, in the lamplight district, and saw some of the most beautiful women I have ever laid eyes on........even now my cack stiffens at the mere thought of them....

 

Gaslamp? :unsure:

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I spent some time in San Diego, in the lamplight district, and saw some of the most beautiful women I have ever laid eyes on........even now my cack stiffens at the mere thought of them....

Amazing city, Amazing gas lamp district! :pointstosky:

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8. What little fishing they have is terrible.

 

There may be more.

 

Can't argue with most of it, but there is fantastic fishing in SoCal. Great (but small and very crowded) lakes with some huge bass, plus a lot of very good offshore fishing. If it wasn't for good bird hunting and offshore fishing, I would have never survived my 7 years in SoCal.

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Well the rest of your post is B.S. too, but I can tell you that you are no kind of a fisherman on top of that. :bandana:

:doublethumbsup:

 

Casitas is a beautiful water reservoir with nearly 500 campsites with 141 offering power hookup. World class bass fishing open year around. The lake also has camping, hiking, and a water park.

 

The Casitas record largemouth weighed more than 21 pounds. Fresh crawdads are the hottest bait at the lake's tackle shop. The hottest lures are foot-long soft baits that imitate the regularly stocked hatchery rainbows.

 

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Can't argue with most of it, but there is fantastic fishing in SoCal. Great (but small and very crowded) lakes with some huge bass, plus a lot of very good offshore fishing. If it wasn't for good bird hunting and offshore fishing, I would have never survived my 7 years in SoCal.

 

 

If I was choosing a place to go bass fishing so cal would not make the top 10, same goes for ocean fishing.

 

So Cal is not a destination for fisherman.

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10. The gas pump does not shut off automatically, you have to stand there and hold the trigger when you could be washing windows.

 

11. It is against the law in california to take a paper ID. The problem is I have a temporary texas drivers license since I just moved there, and it is printed on paper. So twice I have ran into people that wouldn't accept my credit card because I didn't have a legal ID, and I have been turned down for beer once as well.

 

What is a legal ID in one state should be a legal ID in all states.

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If I was choosing a place to go bass fishing so cal would not make the top 10, same goes for ocean fishing.

 

So Cal is not a destination for fisherman.

You obviously know nothing about good bass fishing areas. hth

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Yo, MT,

 

You have been around awhile and you don't seem like a bad guy. :thumbsup: I start wondering to myself; what could set a guy off where he is ranting about the way gas pumps opperate. Then I notice that you are a Steelers fan...

 

Do you want to talk about it? :)

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The Libtards

 

SoCal is not particularly liberal. It's Northern California that makes CA a reliably blue state. Your ignorance shows once again.

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11. It is against the law in california to take a paper ID. The problem is I have a temporary texas drivers license since I just moved there, and it is printed on paper. So twice I have ran into people that wouldn't accept my credit card because I didn't have a legal ID, and I have been turned down for beer once as well.

 

What is a legal ID in one state should be a legal ID in all states.

 

That only applies to Texas ID's, because we hate you all. Go home and fock a horse, your brother and a chick with gigantic hair.

 

HTH

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On any list that talks badly about southern California. The list should ALWAYS start with

 

#1. Messicans

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If I was choosing a place to go bass fishing so cal would not make the top 10, same goes for ocean fishing.

 

So Cal is not a destination for fisherman.

 

I've fished a signficant number of places in the western hemisphere and you are just wrong here. If you are addicted to 20" trout, then I can see your POV. Otherwise......

 

Sure, I would rather fish Cat Cay, or Key West or the Pacific side of Panama, but SoCal has a decent overall fishery. Sounds like you need a good tour guide.

 

Seven years of tournament bass fishing in SoCal was plenty for me as the crowds wore me down, but it is still a fantastic bass fishery.

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SoCal is not particularly liberal. It's Northern California that makes CA a reliably blue state. Your ignorance shows once again.

It's a blue state....said it yourself ....and I'm the ignorant one ? :lol:

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It's a blue state....said it yourself ....and I'm the ignorant one ? :lol:

 

This thread is titled "why SOUTHERN California sucks", not "why California sucks". So Cal has some of the most Conservative areas in the USA.

 

http://govpro.com/content/gov_imp_31439/

 

Americas 25 Most Liberal Cities (in descending order)

 

Rank City State

 

1 Detroit Michigan

2 Gary Indiana

3 Berkeley California = NOR CAL

4 Washington, D.C. Dist. of Columbia

5 Oakland California = NOR CAL

6 Inglewood California = BLACK AREA OF SO CAL

7 Newark New Jersey

8 Cambridge Massachusetts

9 San Francisco California = NOR CAL

10 Flint Michigan

11 Cleveland Ohio

12 Hartford Connecticut

13 Paterson New Jersey

14 Baltimore Maryland

15 New Haven Connecticut

16 Seattle Washington

17 Chicago Illinois

18 Philadelphia Pennsylvania

19 Birmingham Alabama

20 St. Louis Missouri

21 New York New York

22 Providence Rhode Island

23 Minneapolis Minnesota

24 Boston Massachusetts

25 Buffalo New York

 

Americas 25 Most Conservative Cities(in descending order)

 

Rank City State

 

1 Provo Utah

2 Lubbock Texas

3 Abilene Texas

4 Hialeah Florida

5 Plano Texas

6 Colorado Springs Colorado

7 Gilbert Arizona

8 Bakersfield California = SO CAL

9 Lafayette Louisiana

10 Orange California = SO CAL

11 Escondido California = SO CAL

12 Allentown Pennsylvania

13 Mesa Arizona

14 Arlington Texas

15 Peoria Arizona

16 Cape Coral Florida

17 Garden Grove California = SO CAL

18 Simi Valley California = SO CAL

19 Corona California = SO CAL

20 Clearwater Florida

21 West Valley City Utah

22 Oklahoma City Oklahoma

23 Overland Park Kansas

24 Anchorage Alaska

25 Huntington Beach California = SO CAL

 

Reading comprehension... you can has none. :cheers:

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This thread is titled "why SOUTHERN California sucks", not "why California sucks". So Cal has some of the most Conservative areas in the USA.

 

http://govpro.com/content/gov_imp_31439/

 

Americas 25 Most Liberal Cities (in descending order)

 

Rank City State

 

1 Detroit Michigan

2 Gary Indiana

3 Berkeley California = NOR CAL

4 Washington, D.C. Dist. of Columbia

5 Oakland California = NOR CAL

6 Inglewood California = BLACK AREA OF SO CAL

7 Newark New Jersey

8 Cambridge Massachusetts

9 San Francisco California = NOR CAL

10 Flint Michigan

11 Cleveland Ohio

12 Hartford Connecticut

13 Paterson New Jersey

14 Baltimore Maryland

15 New Haven Connecticut

16 Seattle Washington

17 Chicago Illinois

18 Philadelphia Pennsylvania

19 Birmingham Alabama

20 St. Louis Missouri

21 New York New York

22 Providence Rhode Island

23 Minneapolis Minnesota

24 Boston Massachusetts

25 Buffalo New York

 

Americas 25 Most Conservative Cities(in descending order)

 

Rank City State

 

1 Provo Utah

2 Lubbock Texas

3 Abilene Texas

4 Hialeah Florida

5 Plano Texas

6 Colorado Springs Colorado

7 Gilbert Arizona

8 Bakersfield California = SO CAL

9 Lafayette Louisiana

10 Orange California = SO CAL

11 Escondido California = SO CAL

12 Allentown Pennsylvania

13 Mesa Arizona

14 Arlington Texas

15 Peoria Arizona

16 Cape Coral Florida

17 Garden Grove California = SO CAL

18 Simi Valley California = SO CAL

19 Corona California = SO CAL

20 Clearwater Florida

21 West Valley City Utah

22 Oklahoma City Oklahoma

23 Overland Park Kansas

24 Anchorage Alaska

25 Huntington Beach California = SO CAL

 

Reading comprehension... you can has none. :cheers:

Southern ...northern ..who gives a fock,, you California fags suck

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Southern ...northern ..who gives a fock,, you California fags suck

 

So, we're not all Libtards then? What exactly is your point now? You don't have a point? At least you're consistently ignorant. :doublethumbsup:

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