I'm Never Posting in Another Peenie Thread Again

[shotsup 835]

He didn't ask to see his junk. He asked to see a pic of a poop. I am now seriously questioning if nikki is a dude or whether she cleverly asked this chick-like question.

[nikki2200 4]

He didn't ask to see his junk. He asked to see a pic of a poop. I am now seriously questioning if nikki is a dude or whether she cleverly asked this chick-like question.

 

So do normal well adjusted straight men typcially exchange turd pics with each other?

 

Stop with the nikki is a dude stuff. It's so 2010.

[Mungwater 601]

So do normal well adjusted straight men typcially exchange turd pics with each other?

 

Stop with the nikki is a dude stuff. It's so 2010.

 

Smartphones make it easy to share turd pics, you have to put a dollar bill next to it so the recipient gets a fram of how big it is.

[nikki2200 4]

Smartphones make it easy to share turd pics, you have to put a dollar bill next to it so the recipient gets a fram of how big it is.

 

Are you guys focking with me? You send pictures of your turds to each other?????

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

Are you really going to claim that you are not ghey now after asking another dood to see his turd?

 

 

Nothing ghey about that. Sometimes what comes out of ones aSS could be considered art. Sometimes, It needs to be shared. My question marked poopy was dotted. it was perfect.

 

 

pic ?

 

 

I was in a hurry.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Are you guys focking with me? You send pictures of your turds to each other?????

 

Send pics? We call each other over to see it. This is a part of not only Americana, but the entire planet.

 

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s11e09-more-crap

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

Are you guys focking with me? You send pictures of your turds to each other?????

 

 

I know a guy who carries a polaroid pic of the biggest shat he ever took. He's very proud of it as he should be.

[NorthernVike 2,096]

Whoever posted the corn and peas story... please re-post here!

 

 

 

It was just an old joke.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

 

 

 

It was just an old joke.

 

Oh. So it's all your fault.

[nikki2200 4]

 

 

 

It was just an old joke.

 

SPILL!

[NorthernVike 2,096]

Oh. So it's all your fault.

and why wouldn't it be.

[NorthernVike 2,096]

SPILL!

FINE!

 

A guy is going down on a chick and comes across a piece of corn. He thinks to himself, I don't remember eating corn and blows it off. A minute later he comes across a pea, again he doesn't think much of it until he comes across a piece of carrot and he knows he hasn't had any carrots in a long time and says to the chick. I think I'm going to be sick, she says...that's what the last guy said.

 

 

 

The Bacon tree joke is better.

[Strike 6,023]

the problem is there are real people behind these computers and for some strange reason you all are always in character.

why can't there be a moment when you reveal something personal?

it's always about being funny or outrageous.

sure, a joke here or there is great, but it can derail an entire thread.

when i see that a decent topic is being ruined by stupidity, well then the thread is pointless for ME.

i don't know why you guys are uncomfortable with telling a true story or being serious.

why can't you get in touch with your emotions??

why are you so hell bent on being idiots all the time?

i thought a topic about sex was fun, but NOOO, you can't even dig deep enough to tell a true bad sex experience you've had.

how hard is that??

a bad sex story is funny in itself.

it's like you all are a bunch of clowns that won't take off your clown suit, ever.

so, just know, that if you get too racist or too stupid, i'm deleting!!!

it gives me joy to destroy your stupid antics.

 

This is a bunch of bullsh*t. I've posted seriously in your threads before. Guess what happened? The threads got DELETED by YOU. The last straw was about 8 months ago and I posted a nice, long, thoughtful reply that I probably spent 15-20 minutes formulating. And *poof*, an hour later the thread is gone. I'm not gonna waste my time if that's the result. The problem is that let's say there are 20 replies and 17 of them are jokes to you. The other three WEREN'T. And then you delete the thread. Well, why would those three people EVER post seriously in one of your threads again. And each time you do that you alienate a few more people who posted seriously. Like yesterday. There were some serious responses. And now those people will probably never post seriously in one of your threads again. In other words, you brought this on yourself sister. Oh, and I was serious when I said banging black chicks is the worst sexual experience I ever had, for obvious reasons.

[peenie 1,969]

you all will continue to post in my threads because my threads are interesting!

what will change is how you respond in them!!

so there!

[NorthernVike 2,096]

you all will continue to post in my threads because my threads are interesting!

what will change is how you respond in them!!

so there!

Who are you?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

you all will continue to post in my threads because my threads are interesting!

what will change is how you respond in them!!

so there!

 

Ummm. I don't think so. We may get more over the top now.

[kutulu 1,707]

I just put her on ignore.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

the problem is there are real people behind these computers and for some strange reason you all are always in character.

why can't there be a moment when you reveal something personal?

it's always about being funny or outrageous.

sure, a joke here or there is great, but it can derail an entire thread.

when i see that a decent topic is being ruined by stupidity, well then the thread is pointless for ME.

i don't know why you guys are uncomfortable with telling a true story or being serious.

why can't you get in touch with your emotions??why are you so hell bent on being idiots all the time?

i thought a topic about sex was fun, but NOOO, you can't even dig deep enough to tell a true bad sex experience you've had.

how hard is that??

a bad sex story is funny in itself.

it's like you all are a bunch of clowns that won't take off your clown suit, ever.

so, just know, that if you get too racist or too stupid, i'm deleting!!!

it gives me joy to destroy your stupid antics.

 

LOL Emotions at the geek club. That's funny sh!t.

 

I got a good bad secks one...

 

One day, I was fingerblasting the MRs., in preperation for bigger and better things. She jumps up, ran off screaming.

 

Turns out I had inadequately washed my hands earlier when I had made a pot of chili. With habenero peppers. Turns out, capasin or whatever and wet vag do not mix well.

________

 

In another incident, years ago, I shaved a chicks bush for her. Went all brazillian. She complained that it itched. I said "maybe some after shave?" She agreed.

 

So I go get the bottle of cheap drug store Aqua Velva (mostly alcohol). Splash some in my palm, slap it on there. She screamed like I set her on fire.

[Chronic Husker 86]

This is a bunch of bullsh*t. I've posted seriously in your threads before. Guess what happened? The threads got DELETED by YOU. The last straw was about 8 months ago and I posted a nice, long, thoughtful reply that I probably spent 15-20 minutes formulating. And *poof*, an hour later the thread is gone. I'm not gonna waste my time if that's the result. The problem is that let's say there are 20 replies and 17 of them are jokes to you. The other three WEREN'T. And then you delete the thread. Well, why would those three people EVER post seriously in one of your threads again. And each time you do that you alienate a few more people who posted seriously. Like yesterday. There were some serious responses. And now those people will probably never post seriously in one of your threads again. In other words, you brought this on yourself sister. Oh, and I was serious when I said banging black chicks is the worst sexual experience I ever had, for obvious reasons.

Is it just me or is Strike evolving into BLS, circa 2007?

[Strike 6,023]

Is it just me or is Strike evolving into BLS, circa 2007?

 

Uh, did I get plastered and run in to a tree in my brand new musclecar? Then I'm not BLS circa 2007.

 

[Chronic Husker 86]

Lmao.

 

Not yet.

[shotsup 835]

So do normal well adjusted straight men typcially exchange turd pics with each other?

 

Who is this normal well adjusted person you are talking about ???

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Are you guys focking with me? You send pictures of your turds to each other?????

 

It's not like we do it on a regular basis--only when a turd is particularly noteworthy. It's a pretty rare occurrence.

[shotsup 835]

There is million poop websites - go ahead and click this poo link .... you know you wanna do it.

[OldMaid 2,135]

Wait... we can DELETE threads!

[shotsup 835]

Wait... we can DELETE threads!

 

Oh you started some threads that you'd of deleted ?? Do tell ........

[OldMaid 2,135]

Oh you started some threads that you'd of deleted ?? Do tell ........

Does this make me ghey? Oh wait, that wasn't me!

[shotsup 835]

Does this make me ghey? Oh wait, that wasn't me!

 

But don't turn the tables - spill it sister

[NewbieJr 541]

This is a bunch of bullsh*t. I've posted seriously in your threads before. Guess what happened? The threads got DELETED by YOU. The last straw was about 8 months ago and I posted a nice, long, thoughtful reply that I probably spent 15-20 minutes formulating. And *poof*, an hour later the thread is gone. I'm not gonna waste my time if that's the result.

That's 15-20 minutes you weren't eating Twinkies. It wasn't wasted time. It may have extended your life.