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I'm watching Tosh.0 and he has a video of a stripper pouring water in her butt hole through a funnel and then spraying it out of her ass and spinning around like a water sprinkler and it comes out for a long time and is spraying about two feet.

 

I can't even see how it is possible to shoot water like that out of your ass. I've never heard of something like that happening during an enema. The boyfriend says this is real and women do it in some strip clubs, but he's never seen it.

 

I call BS. Has anyone seen this in person?

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I still don't understand women "squirting" when they orgasm. Any time I run across such nastiness during an on-line porn adventure, I can't click away fast enough.

 

 

Don't know. Don't wanna know. :ninja:

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I'm watching Tosh.0 and he has a video of a stripper pouring water in her butt hole through a funnel and then spraying it out of her ass and spinning around like a water sprinkler and it comes out for a long time and is spraying about two feet.

 

I can't even see how it is possible to shoot water like that out of your ass. I've never heard of something like that happening during an enema. The boyfriend says this is real and women do it in some strip clubs, but he's never seen it.

 

I call BS. Has anyone seen this in person?

 

 

I can do it. And if I can do it, so can you. Fawking pretenders! :banana:

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I still don't understand women "squirting" when they orgasm. Any time I run across such nastiness during an on-line porn adventure, I can't click away fast enough.

 

 

Don't know. Don't wanna know. :ninja:

Word? And you've been posting here for ten years?

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I still don't understand women "squirting" when they orgasm. Any time I run across such nastiness during an on-line porn adventure, I can't click away fast enough.

 

 

Don't know. Don't wanna know. :ninja:

 

Thanks. Now you got me into another discussion about squirting, because I don't understand that either. It comes out the pee hole. So how is it not pee? What is it made out of? Women don't have testicles to produce that fluid.

 

Off to google. :wall:

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Thanks. Now you got me into another discussion about squirting, because I don't understand that either. It comes out the pee hole. So how is it not pee? What is it made out of? Women don't have testicles to produce that fluid.

 

Off to google. :wall:

Squirters are fun, its not pee.

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Squirters are fun, its not pee.

 

See I did some research and now I am convinced more than ever that it is pee.

 

But STAY ON TOPIC. This thread is about shooting water out of your ass.

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Not real. even the ping pong balls are likely CGI

 

The ping pong balls is not CGI :shocking: I actually got into the catchers position and caught one on the fly.... allegedly :ninja:

 

Screw Rudy Giuliani for cleaning up NYC :BASTARD:

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But STAY ON TOPIC. This thread is about shooting water out of your ass.

 

 

BTW where can this video be seen ? I would like to view it - for researching reasons of course :banana:

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I've seen things :shocking: that is real. You made it sound like it was going around repeatedly (like a sprinkler) - that was not alot of water -

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I've seen things :shocking: that is real. You made it sound like it was going around repeatedly (like a sprinkler) - that was not alot of water -

 

That was not a lot of water??? :shocking: Also, how in the fock do you make water shoot that far out of your ass?

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That was not a lot of water??? :shocking: Also, how in the fock do you make water shoot that far out of your ass?

 

Air Pressure - you saw her jerking the funnel creating pressure - relaxed her asss muscles (can't spell the actual word)and BOOM we have a gyser.

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The human body is a truly amazing thing. The limits are only in your mind.

 

 

 

 

In all seriousness, body fluids or things coming out of orifices at a strip club are a big turn off for me. There was a hot porn star at a strip club who was notorious for having a lolipop on stage that she would put up her bagina or ass and then stick it in some guy's mouth at the stage. She started crawling up to me and I gave her the :nono: sign as she started to reach for the lollipop.

 

With that said, I think the squirting stuff is pee. There are some glands there, but not nearly big enough to have all of the stuff that is coming out of there. I have not really had a squirter, so maybe once it might be interesting in the bedroom. :unsure:

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nikki, you need to have a really tight ass to do something like that. Not that gaping hole you call a turd cutter. Taking several hundred cacks up your crapper has stretched it to the point where such an act would be impossible for you.

 

 

Just say'n :wave:

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The human body is a truly amazing thing. The limits are only in your mind.

 

 

 

 

In all seriousness, body fluids or things coming out of orifices at a strip club are a big turn off for me. There was a hot porn star at a strip club who was notorious for having a lolipop on stage that she would put up her bagina or ass and then stick it in some guy's mouth at the stage. She started crawling up to me and I gave her the :nono: sign as she started to reach for the lollipop.

 

With that said, I think the squirting stuff is pee. There are some glands there, but not nearly big enough to have all of the stuff that is coming out of there. I have not really had a squirter, so maybe once it might be interesting in the bedroom. :unsure:

 

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With that said, I think the squirting stuff is pee. There are some glands there, but not nearly big enough to have all of the stuff that is coming out of there. I have not really had a squirter, so maybe once it might be interesting in the bedroom. :unsure:

 

Women don't have an organ that produces a semen like fluid to come out the pee hole. I don't see how it could not be pee. But apparently I'm anti-feminist saying that because anyone who tries to biologically refute the concept of this is trying to oppress women and downplay their sexual experiences. :unsure:

 

On a side note, I cannot fathom why anyone would find a woman squirting stuff out of her ass a turn on. And seriously? They stick lollipops up there then some guy sucks on it? Apparently they've never heard of herpes. That is an unwise thing to do.

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nikki, you need to have a really tight ass to do something like that. Not that gaping hole you call a turd cutter. Taking several hundred cacks up your crapper has stretched it to the point where such an act would be impossible for you.

 

 

Just say'n :wave:

 

Wrong hole. :mad:

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Women don't have an organ that produces a semen like fluid to come out the pee hole. I don't see how it could not be pee. But apparently I'm anti-feminist saying that because anyone who tries to biologically refute the concept of this is trying to oppress women and downplay their sexual experiences. :unsure:

 

On a side note, I cannot fathom why anyone would find a woman squirting stuff out of her ass a turn on. And seriously? They stick lollipops up there then some guy sucks on it? Apparently they've never heard of herpes. That is an unwise thing to do.

 

Lookup Skene's gland (sp?).

 

... and yes, strippers do some focked up things and guys let them do focked up things. :lol:

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... and yes, strippers do some focked up things and guys let them do focked up things. :lol:

 

Allegedly :bandana:

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That's weird, I've never heard that it's supposed to come out the pee hole... maybe with enough kegels it could come out the other one, :dunno: but I'm with you and tend to think it's an urban legend.

 

The water out the a$$ thing could totally happen, though, with enough practice.

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Lookup Skene's gland (sp?).

 

... and yes, strippers do some focked up things and guys let them do focked up things. :lol:

 

 

Yea... but like you were saying... there's no way it could produce THAT much fluid. Maybe a little lubrication. Not a gush of fluid. And the medical community debates this concept and in modern medicine I find it a tad hard to believe they can't find the origins of a substance the body is producing or can't agree on it's existence or where it is coming from. I'll tell ya where it's coming from... the bladder... which is the only thing hooked up to the pee hole.

 

Wait. Aren't we supposed to be talking about ass squirting?

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That's weird, I've never heard that it's supposed to come out the pee hole... maybe with enough kegels it could come out the other one, :dunno: but I'm with you and tend to think it's an urban legend.

 

The water out the a$$ thing could totally happen, though, with enough practice.

 

Yea. It comes out the pee hole. If it was the other hole, then yea it would be a normal thing just in a large quantity I guess.

 

As for the ass squirting, can you try it and get back to me? Seriously... I don't know how you could get that much force or pressure to shoot it out like that. I'm still not convinced unless I see this with my own eyes.

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Who would want to see a stripper do this? I'm all for a little nastiness but that's just fockin' gross, IMO. :unsure:

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Yea. It comes out the pee hole. If it was the other hole, then yea it would be a normal thing just in a large quantity I guess.

 

As for the ass squirting, can you try it and get back to me? Seriously... I don't know how you could get that much force or pressure to shoot it out like that. I'm still not convinced unless I see this with my own eyes.

 

 

You've never had violent diahreaha? :unsure:

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Yea. It comes out the pee hole. If it was the other hole, then yea it would be a normal thing just in a large quantity I guess.

 

As for the ass squirting, can you try it and get back to me? Seriously... I don't know how you could get that much force or pressure to shoot it out like that. I'm still not convinced unless I see this with my own eyes.

Me thinks this is a question for the Women's Health Bored! :lol:

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You've never had violent diahreaha? :unsure:

So glad you went there, before me!

 

:wub: you, Bunny!

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The water out the a$$ thing could totally happen, though, with enough practice.

 

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So glad you went there, before me!

 

:wub: you, Bunny!

 

 

I usually give the ladies fair warning before I go there. :)

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its alot of water but she spins around once.

 

i would have been impressed if it lasted longer. doesnt seem like it would be too hard.

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Air Pressure - you saw her jerking the funnel creating pressure - relaxed her asss muscles (can't spell the actual word)and BOOM we have a gyser.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: Also, this video has been a round for years.

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See I did some research and now I am convinced more than ever that it is pee.

 

But STAY ON TOPIC. This thread is about shooting water out of your ass.

 

:lol:

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Squirters are fun, its not pee.

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Apparently some people can shoot salad out their a$$ as well. :ninja:

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Apparently some people can shoot salad out their a$$ as well. :ninja:

Are you trying to tell us something about yourself? :huh:

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