SUXBNME 1,594 Posted April 19, 2012 I'm too sexy for my shirt For the sake of humanity, please leave it on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,598 Posted April 19, 2012 " I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then." Bob Seagar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted April 19, 2012 We have no future Heaven wasn't made for me We burn ourselves to hell As fast as it can be I wish that I could be a king... Then I know that I am not alone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 19 Posted April 19, 2012 " I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then." Bob Seagar And i thought that was a Jim from Taxi quote By the way, i'm a Bob Seger fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 835 Posted April 19, 2012 Ya just broke your own rules... WoooHoooo Good catch kid ! PAWNED him again.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 835 Posted April 19, 2012 Here's a WINNAH So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 865 Posted April 19, 2012 Suddenly I'm a dirty old man watching that girl with the brand new can Dancin' on the table top to the house band Girl you got a brand new spanking a$$ Sweet young thing that time hasnt touched You got just enough but not too much I'm playin' pocket pinball, the band's playin' Rush I smile at you and then i raise my glass... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted April 19, 2012 Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still Followed by millions of dumb-founded dipsh*ts and Some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Stupid sh*t Silly sh*t Stupid sh*t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackARoot 2 Posted April 19, 2012 Well I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh T-Shirt, no pants and I dance the bugaloo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 1,197 Posted April 19, 2012 Once I wanted to be the greatest No wind or waterfall could stall me Then came the rush of the flood Stars of mine turned into dust Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Next Generation 11 Posted April 19, 2012 Yeah, I heard about you Polaroid's, now that's what I call obscene, your tricks with fruit was kind a cute, I bet you keep your poosay clean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted April 19, 2012 In catholic school, as vicious as Roman rule I got my knuckles bruised by a lady in black And I held my tongue as she told me "Son fear is the heart of love" So I never went back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted April 19, 2012 Oh, Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man That he didn't, didn't already have Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 19, 2012 All we are is dust in the wind, Dust in the wind, Everything is dust in the wind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted April 19, 2012 Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Why do you call yourself a nigga? Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Cause I'm a mothafuckin nigga Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,766 Posted April 19, 2012 The boys and me are drunk and looking for ya We'll eat your frigging entrails And we won't give a damn Me daddy was a blue shirt and my mother a madam And my brother earned his medals at Mai Lei in Vietnam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted April 19, 2012 Isn't it a pity Now, isn't it a shame How we break each other's hearts And cause each other pain How we take each other's love Without thinking anymore Forgetting to give back Isn't it a pity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 1,197 Posted April 19, 2012 Tin can at my feet I think I'll kick it down the street Why Not Is that the way to treat a friend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 19 Posted April 19, 2012 For the sake of humanity, please leave it on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 19 Posted April 19, 2012 WoooHoooo Good catch kid ! PAWNED him again.... get a life doosh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,766 Posted April 19, 2012 Two all beef patties Special sauce Lettuce cheese Pickles onions On a sesame seed bun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 939 Posted April 19, 2012 So let's get to the point,let's roll another joint Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted April 19, 2012 Yeah Grandmama Told you I won't let you down Told you I won't let this rap game change me, right? When it comes to being true, at least true to me One thing I found,one thing I found Oh no you'll neva let me down, Get up I get(down) Get up I get(down) Get up I get(down) Get up I get(down) Get up I get(down) Get up I get(down) Yo, yo first I snatched the street then I snatched the charts, First I had they ear now I hav they're heart, Rappers came and went, I've been hear from the start, Seen them put it together Watch them take it apart, See the Rovers roll up wit ribbons I've seen them re-poed, re-sold and re-driven So when I reload, he holds #1 position When u hot I'm hot And when your feet cold, mines is sizzelin It's plain to see Nigga's can't f*** wit me Cuz ima be that nigga fo life This is not an image This is God given This is hard liven Mixed wit crystall sippin It's the most consistent Hov Give you the most hits you can fit inside a whole disc and Nigga I'm home on these charts, y'all niggaz visitin It's Hov tradition, Jeff Gordan of rap I'm back to claim pole position, holla at ya boy I get down for my grandfather who took my momma Made her sit that seat where white folks aint wanna us to eat At the tender age of 6 she was arrested for the sit in With that in my blood I was born to be different Now niggas can't make it to ballots to choose leadership But we can make it to Jacob and to the dealership That's why I hear new music And I jus dont be feelin it Racism still alive they jus be consealin it But I know they don't want me in the damn club They even made me show I.D to get inside of Sam's club I did dirt and went to church to get my hands scrubbed Swear I've been baptised at least 3 or 4 times But in the land where nigga's praise Yukons and getting paid It gon take a lot more than coupons to get us saved Like it take a lot more than do-rags to get your waves Notin sadder than that day my girl father past away So I promised to Mr. Rany I'm gonna marry your daughter And u know I gotta thank u for they way that she was brought up And I know that u were smiling when u see that car I bought her And u sent tears from heaven when u seen my car get balled up But I can't complaint what the accident did to my left eye Cuz look what a accident did to Left Eye First Aaliyah and now Romeo must die I know a got angels watchin me from the other side We are all here for a reason on a particular path You don't need a curriculum to know that you are part of the math Cats think I'm delirious, but I'm so damn serious That's why I expose my soul to the globe, the world I'm trying to make it better for these little boys and girls I'm not just another individual, my spirit is a part of this That's why I get spiritual, but I get my hymns from Him So it's not me, it's He that's lyrical I'm not a miracle, I'm a heaven-sent instrument My rhythmatic regimen navigates melodic notes for your soul and your mental That's why I'm instrumental Vibrations is what I'm into Yeah, I need my loot by rent day But that is not what gives me the heart of Kunte Kinte I'm tryina give us "us free" like Cinque I can't stop, that's why I'm hot Determination, dedication, motivation I'm talking to you, my many inspirations When I say I can't, let you or self down If I were of the highest cliff, on the highest riff And you slipped off the side and clinched on to your life in my grip I would never, ever let you down And when these words are found Let it been known that God's penmanship has been signed with a language called love That's why my breath is felt by the deaf And why my words are heard and confined to the ears of the blind I, too, dream in color and in rhyme So I guess I'm one of a kind in a full house Cuz whenever I open my heart, my soul, or my mouth A touch of God reigns out Who else you know been hot this long, (Oh Ya, you know we ain't finished) Started from nothing but he got this strong, (The ROC is in the building) Built the ROC from a pebble, pedalled rock before I met you, Pedalled bikes, got my nephews pedal bikes because they special, Let you tell that man I'm falling, Well somebody must've caught him, Cause every fourth quarter, I like to Mike Jordan 'em, Number one albums, what I got like four of dem, More of dem on the way, The Eight Wonder on the way, Clear the way, I'm here to stay, Y'all can save the chitter chat, this and that, this and Jay, Dissin' Jay 'ill get you mased, When I start spitting them lyrics, niggas get very religious, Six Hail Maries, please Father forgive us, Young, the Archbishop, the Pope John Paul of y'all niggas, The way y'all all follow Jigga, Hov's a living legend and I tell you why, Everybody wanna be Hov and Hov still alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 584 Posted April 19, 2012 The words you say never seem to live up to the ones inside your head The lives we make never seem to ever get us anywhere but dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 939 Posted April 19, 2012 "30 days has September April,June and county jails..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pope 10 Posted April 19, 2012 I kissed a girl and I liked it.... Hope my boyfriend don't mind it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted April 19, 2012 Grandpa pissed his pants again He don't give a damn Brother Billy's got both guns drawn He aint been right since Viet Nam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted April 20, 2012 Born from the dark, In the black cloak of night. To envelop its prey below, Deliver to the light. To eliminate your enemy, Hit them in their sleep, And when all is won and lost, The spoils of wars are yours to keep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted April 20, 2012 Beat her mistreat her do anything that you please Bite her excite her make her get down on her knees Abuse her misuse her she can take all that you've got Caress her molest her she always does what you want Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted April 20, 2012 Soldier blue in the barren wastes Hunting and killing's a game Raping the women and wasting the men The only good Indians are tame Selling them whiskey and taking their gold Enslaving the young and destroying the old Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
