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Meh, she's fat.

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She looks ridiculous. She has a butter face, fake blonde hair and the start of major skin cancer issues, which nobody notices because they are too busy staring at her oversized, plastic t!ts. I'll take a Paula Creamer for the win, please. Leave this trash in the desert.

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What compression do you suppose those are?

Don't think they are supersofts... Maybe oversized Pinnacle's.. Or for the bored members here, probably Noodles.... keep you long and soft

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She looks ridiculous. She has a butter face, fake blonde hair and the start of major skin cancer issues, which nobody notices because they are too busy staring at her oversized, plastic t!ts. I'll take a Paula Creamer for the win, please. Leave this trash in the desert.

 

Yeah but she knows how to spend his $!

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Don't think they are supersofts... Maybe oversized Pinnacle's.. Or for the bored members here, probably Noodles.... keep you long and soft

 

They're clearly TITleists.

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They're clearly TITleists.

She's probably got a pro V

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I'll take a Paula Creamer for the win, please.

She's got a great, round ass on her.. But she's been sucking, barely makes cuts - never gets on tv. :mad:

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She's got a great, round ass on her.. But she's been sucking, barely makes cuts - never gets on tv. :mad:

 

Yes, the Ana Kournikova of women's golf.

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Yes, the Ana Kournikova of women's golf.

 

HAHrdly

 

Ana was a 10, with 5 ability. (making the tour is still something)

 

Paula is a 7 with 8 ability

 

Tie

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Hit it to 1 inch tonight on a par 3. 1 focking inch. Guys in front of us said they have no idea how it didn't go in. 1 focking inch :(

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Hit it to 1 inch tonight on a par 3. 1 focking inch. Guys in front of us said they have no idea how it didn't go in. 1 focking inch :(

Bad read - I'd fire your caddie. :thumbsdown:

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Hit it to 1 inch tonight on a par 3. 1 focking inch. Guys in front of us said they have no idea how it didn't go in. 1 focking inch :(

Did you make the birdie putt?

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Did you make the birdie putt?

If he made it, he would have bragged about the birdie first. He had an Ernie Els yip and left it 2 feet from the hole

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Did you make the birdie putt?

Boringly of course. That and 2 others which is extremely rare for me, usually takes me a month to make 3 birdies. Let alone in one round

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DJ shoots a Memorial opening round 78, with zero birdies... Wow, when is the last time he had a round w/out a bird? :o

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First time out in a non-scramble yesterday. I was 12 over after 5, and ended up the day 18 over, so it was an OK day. I was driving the ball beautifully, but lost a lot of shots around the greens. My wedges, which are typically pretty reliable, were sh!t. I tried moving the ball back in my stance, but still couldn't make crisp contact consistently. My guess is that my swing is inconsistent at the top.

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First time out in a non-scramble yesterday. I was 12 over after 5, and ended up the day 18 over, so it was an OK day. I was driving the ball beautifully, but lost a lot of shots around the greens. My wedges, which are typically pretty reliable, were sh!t. I tried moving the ball back in my stance, but still couldn't make crisp contact consistently. My guess is that my swing is inconsistent at the top.

Doesn't matter - you got to get out and play finally. :thumbsup:

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Doesn't matter - you got to get out and play finally. :thumbsup:

 

That's exactly what I was saying to myself during the first 5 holes. Starting out double, quad, bogey, triple, double was not pleasant, but it was a beautiful day.

 

I have 3 outings in the next 12 days. If I can drive the ball like I did yesterday, I will definitely help out my teammates. Unfortunately, it appears that Monday's outing may be postponed.

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That's exactly what I was saying to myself during the first 5 holes. Starting out double, quad, bogey, triple, double was not pleasant, but it was a beautiful day.

 

I have 3 outings in the next 12 days. If I can drive the ball like I did yesterday, I will definitely help out my teammates. Unfortunately, it appears that Monday's outing may be postponed.

 

fricker coming to the 1st annual geek golf meet? whenever it happens

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Supposed to rain here this weekend, starting today. :mad:

 

I didn't go ONCE in may

 

Most Recent Scores
 Date   Course   Score   Type   Rating   Slope   Diff 
 04/29/2017  Rockport Golf Club   85   H   69.8   125   13.7 
 04/16/2017  Rockport Golf Club   93   H   69.8   125   21.0 
 04/15/2017  Rockport Golf Club   98   H   69.8   125   25.5 

:cry:

 

 

 

 

 

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fricker coming to the 1st annual geek golf meet? whenever it happens

 

I get one golfing road trip allowance per year from the wife, so I honestly doubt that I would spend that on a geek meet. I already have a trip penciled in for November. So, if you have it in the NYC area, I'll see what I can do to attend, but otherwise, no dice.

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I get one golfing road trip allowance per year from the wife, so I honestly doubt that I would spend that on a geek meet. I already have a trip penciled in for November. So, if you have it in the NYC area, I'll see what I can do to attend, but otherwise, no dice.

 

:thumbsup:

 

Not sure when it will be, it's been on the burner for years.

 

 

lets do a

 

FFT vs Sanctuary - Ryder Cup :o

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:thumbsup:

 

Not sure when it will be, it's been on the burner for years.

 

 

lets do a

 

FFT vs Sanctuary - Ryder Cup :o

the fact that I am over here posting about golf should tell you that the Sanctuary is not a golf crowd.

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Shot 80 yesterday 37/43 (back nine 3 doubles and 1 birdie). During lessons I've developed a bad habit of watching clubhead go back on takeaway.

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the fact that I am over here posting about golf should tell you that the Sanctuary is not a golf crowd.

 

Sad.

 

Happy to have you

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the fact that I am over here posting about golf should tell you that the Sanctuary is not a golf crowd.

You should get in on the Geek Edex Cup.

 

The US Open draft is up next.. Nuggs is leading the season long championship - but that's like Bartolo Colon leading after the first lap of a 2 mile race, no reason to worry. :wave:

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You should get in on the Geek Edex Cup.

 

The US Open draft is up next.. Nuggs is leading the season long championship - but that's like Bartolo Colon leading after the first lap of a 2 mile race, no reason to worry. :wave:

 

Forget the Edex Cup portion of it.

 

Still a chance to win 480 for only a 60 dollar investment

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You should get in on the Geek Edex Cup.

 

The US Open draft is up next.. Nuggs is leading the season long championship - but that's like Bartolo Colon leading after the first lap of a 2 mile race, no reason to worry. :wave:

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I'll take a Paula Creamer for the win, please. Leave this trash in the desert.

Talk about a well timed post.. P. Creamer was on the leaderboard (finally) all weekend long - we got a full display of her and her ass both Saturday and Sunday. In fact, it was a great tournament for lady watching, golf pron basically.. They are re-broadcasting the Final round here in a bit on the GC - might want to check it out. :thumbsup:

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Fort Worth's oldest Muni is set for its grand re-opening, here in a couple weeks. This layout has totally changed, almost unrecognizable now... These pics don't do it justice, it's way greener and aesthetically pleasing than when these were taken - I'm excited to play it...... CBF, you going to check it out?

 

https://www.fortworthgolf.org/-rockwood

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Played 27 on Saturday. Shot 38 on the front (+3) with 2 triples. Holes 5-9 I went birdie, triple, birdie, triple, birdie. Par on the 1st 4. Shot 41 on the back for a 79.

 

Went out for 9 more late in the day and shot 38 on the front again but much more routine 38.

 

Things are coming around. My putting is getting serviceable and still hitting my driver great. Still need to get around the course without these large numbers.

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Played 27 on Saturday. Shot 38 on the front (+3) with 2 triples. Holes 5-9 I went birdie, triple, birdie, triple, birdie. Par on the 1st 4. Shot 41 on the back for a 79.

 

Went out for 9 more late in the day and shot 38 on the front again but much more routine 38.

 

Things are coming around. My putting is getting serviceable and still hitting my driver great. Still need to get around the course without these large numbers.

2 trips on 9 holes? Ouch.. Out of bounds?

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2 trips on 9 holes? Ouch.. Out of bounds?

 

After the first birdie on 5...the 6th hole is the hardest hole, a 440 yard par 4 usually into the wind. OB down the left side. I hit a slight fade naturally but have been in a groove of coming inside and hitting it straight, even a slight draw now and then off the tee. Well I had confidence when I stood to tee up. I got way to ahead of myself and snap hooked one left OB. If you go right you are fine but it makes the hole even longer so getting to the left side is optimal but that really isn't my shot. Just a straight shot is fine. So I tee off again and go to the right making it about 200 in and I made a 7.

 

I birdied the next. Then 8 I did not go OB but it is a tough green. Chunk 2nd shot into thick waste area. Short of the green out of there. Then a bad chip above the hole not where you want to be and...3 putt. I got careless on the chip after chunking it around. Pin was very back on a slope, behind it was death, and I go ahead and get too aggressive and fine myself behind putting straight downhill with break.

 

Then birdie 9.

 

Hard to remember all the golf I have ever played but I don't recall a stretch anything like that.

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Played 27 on Saturday. Shot 38 on the front (+3) with 2 triples. Holes 5-9 I went birdie, triple, birdie, triple, birdie. Par on the 1st 4. Shot 41 on the back for a 79.

 

Went out for 9 more late in the day and shot 38 on the front again but much more routine 38.

 

Things are coming around. My putting is getting serviceable and still hitting my driver great. Still need to get around the course without these large numbers.

get that HCP to single digits then don't worry about it

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