phillybear 364 Posted October 16, 2012 After SF is coaxed out of their locker room with KitKats, as they are too scared to take the field, Seattle lets the Niners take a tentative practice much like a brand new cat in an apartment reacting to a litter box. Oh, the suffocation. Seattle opens the game with a 12 second 99 yard drive, decides to kick a FG on 1st and goal from the SF 1 yard line. Haushka (how the fock do you spell his name?) kicks the ball off a random SF helmet/maw on purpose for a 100 yard FG going the other way. SF leads 3-0. Enough with trick shots and building up a false sense of security. Seattle scores a quick fire 20 TDs and gets 5 extra points for style. But that's enough about the 1st quarter. Seattle brings in Kelly Stoufer and Dan McGwire out of retirement to keep the score respectable. During the post game handshake, Alex Smith asks Carroll is he could join the Hawks next year as the 3rd string QB. Carroll laughs and says "Not a chance, faggut". Booyah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Gladstone 33 Posted October 18, 2012 I had to bump one of these fockers up to the top. I can't WAIT for this game to kick off!! NFC West!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 18, 2012 Marshawn Lynch 138 yards 2 tds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted October 18, 2012 Oh, this is gonna be fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted October 18, 2012 HEY FOCK YOU PHILLYBEAR! THIS SH!T IS PERSONAL NOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 18, 2012 HEY FOCK YOU PHILLYBEAR! THIS SH!T IS PERSONAL NOW! Nothing's more fun than talking crap during football Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted October 18, 2012 Nothing's more fun than talking crap during football Oh, don't worry about us, Philly and I used to be lovers. ANd then he left me for his ex-gf aka his right hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted October 18, 2012 HEY FOCK YOU PHILLYBEAR! THIS SH!T IS PERSONAL NOW! I'm surprised you were able to type that out so well, what with you two fisting man meat and giving wristers to all comers. Edit: get out of my haid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreenTD 56 Posted October 19, 2012 Who would've guessed two years ago that this matchup would actually be worth watching? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smashmouths@blf 33 Posted October 19, 2012 Your giving them 3 points? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SexyRexy 60 Posted October 19, 2012 im actually really excited for this game...only fantasy interst is im facing sidney rice...but as a pure football game it should be a great game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schaubmynob 0 Posted October 19, 2012 Ya, great prediction. Niners will win the nfc west. Harbaugh is still the better coach! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrbdmb 28 Posted October 19, 2012 Smack talk is only funny when your team wins. Otherwise it looks kind of pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted October 19, 2012 Smack talk is only funny when your team wins. Otherwise it looks kind of pathetic. Kind of like the Hawks offense last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
49ER MAN 0 Posted October 19, 2012 Kind of like the Hawks offense last night. The Seahawks offense wasn't horrible. It would have been much better had the skill players not dropped 5 passes. Seahawks will play better in the rematch at home vs the 49ers later in the season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PackYourNut 47 Posted October 19, 2012 Dropped passes killed them for sure and in a 7 point game could have changed the outcome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadLizard 73 Posted October 19, 2012 What you witnessed tonight was two hopeless, pretender teams that can only win when they play crap teams at home. Especially Seattle - if they arent in the confines of commie-pinko stadium then they are worthless. The 49ers did stick it to Green bay earlier in the year but its quite obvious that both teams are quite different now. Green Bay has a professional NFL QB, San Fran does not. Seattle is a young team with some talent here and there but they simply cannot match up with gritty, playoff-hardened teams that they'll face if they make the playoffs. This was a horrible game and a bad display of football. Both clubs are dreaming if they think they'll be a threat down the stretch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted October 19, 2012 NFC West games are brutal to watch. Snoozefests. Great for insomnia, though. I fell asleep twice last night during that game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted October 19, 2012 Nice call Wilford. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
