Useless Information Thread

[The Elevator Killer 714]

An abalone is a type of snail that has 5 azzholes.

 

The L.A. Clippers are a basketball team with the same thing.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

Eating beans creates small explosions.

[The Elevator Killer 714]

Eating beans creates small explosions.

 

That smell like Philadelphia.

 

[5-Points 3,766]

The brook trout and brown trout are not trout, they are char.

 

When a brook trout breeds with a brown trout it is called a tiger trout.

 

When a brook trout breeds with a lake trout it is called a splake.

Are these "brown trout" boneless?

[tikigods 76]

In general, Mac users are 50% more accurate and 44% more productive than PC users.

[tikigods 76]

If you put an ignited match in your microwave, then turn it on, you can create a plasma ball, or balled lightning inside.

[tikigods 76]

The US government monitors Facebook and Twitter posts that contain the words: North Korea, pork, toxic, and cloud

[TD Ryan2 316]

If you put an ignited match in your microwave, then turn it on, you can create a plasma ball, or balled lightning inside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQR0uNLxWhc

[parrot 789]

In 1808 Paris, two guys fought a mid-air blunderbuss duel in hot air balloons.

 

My link

[tikigods 76]

Body language researchers suggest that if a woman crosses her legs while in conversation, she's probably not interested in you....or her box stinks.

[hoytdwow 202]

Let me in, I need to go back out.

[Phurfur 70]

Mr. Ed's real name is Bamboo Harvester.

[Phurfur 70]

A three day ticket to Woodstock cost $18 if purchased in advance, or $24 at the gate. Many got in for nothing.

[tikigods 76]

Humans actually have 15 other senses which include things like balance, temperature, internal senses for suffocation, thirst and fullness.

[shotsup 835]

A three day ticket to Woodstock cost $18 if purchased in advance, or $24 at the gate. Many got in for nothing.

 

Did you pay ???

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Did you pay ???

 

Why would an old guy like Phurfur go to Woodstock? I bet he was in his 50's in 1969.

[Phurfur 70]

Did you pay ???

 

Unfortunately for me I was in Viet Nam. I did know quite a few people who went and dozens more who claimed they went.

[shotsup 835]

Unfortunately for me I was in Viet Nam. I did know quite a few people who went and dozens more who claimed they went.

[tikigods 76]

A broad range of themes frequent people's nightmares. Almost everyone has had a nightmare revolving around one of these scenarios:

 

A person lost or missing

Being chased

Falling

Death

Car troubles/crash

Missing teeth

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

A broad range of themes frequent people's nightmares. Almost everyone has had a nightmare revolving around one of these scenarios:

 

A person lost or missing

Being chased

Falling

Death

Car troubles/crash

Missing teeth

 

You missed:

Being naked at work or school

Forgetting to study

[tikigods 76]

You missed:

Being naked at work or school

Forgetting to study

 

Those aren't nightmares. For drobs, being naked at work is a daily thing.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Those aren't nightmares. For drobs, being naked at work is a daily thing.

For the people working around him, that is clearly a nightmare scenario.

[tikigods 76]

The United States ranks 3rd out of countries who like the United States.

[tikigods 76]

Licking your wounds really is beneficial - A variety of compounds in human saliva do speed up the healing process.

[drobeski 3,061]

Ive sh!t 3 times this morning

[Frank M 181]

There are 2000-6000 Bigfoot living in the United States and Canada. They range from 6-10 feet tall and can weigh in excess of 500 pounds. Typically, the hair is dark brown to reddish brown, but gray and white individuals have been seen. They are primarily nocturnal, but if disturbed, will hurls rocks or sticks at people. The most common form of evidence for Bigfoot are footprints, although hair and feces thought to be from Bigfoot have been found. DNA testing of such samples have come back as "unknown animal, not of human origin". Wood knocks and howls are the most common form of communication between Bigfoot individuals. Originally called Sasquatch by Native American tribes, the name Bigfoot was coined after large footprints, later determined to be hoaxed, were found at a construction site in California in 1958. The most famous and compelling evidence of Bigfoot's existence is the Patterson-Gimlin film, which purported to show a female Bigfoot walking across a dry creek bed. Skeptics of the film claim that at the time the encounter was filmed, Patterson, an avid Bigfoot hunter and aspiring filmmaker, was trying to secure funding for a movie about Bigfoot and needed proof to get the money, suggesting that he faked the footage. Scientific analysis of the film has not been able to conclusively debunk the film as a hoax or prove that it shows a real Bigfoot.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

There are 2000-6000 Bigfoot living in the United States and Canada. They range from 6-10 feet tall and can weigh in excess of 500 pounds. Typically, the hair is dark brown to reddish brown, but gray and white individuals have been seen. They are primarily nocturnal, but if disturbed, will hurls rocks or sticks at people. The most common form of evidence for Bigfoot are footprints, although hair and feces thought to be from Bigfoot have been found. DNA testing of such samples have come back as "unknown animal, not of human origin". Wood knocks and howls are the most common form of communication between Bigfoot individuals. Originally called Sasquatch by Native American tribes, the name Bigfoot was coined after large footprints, later determined to be hoaxed, were found at a construction site in California in 1958. The most famous and compelling evidence of Bigfoot's existence is the Patterson-Gimlin film, which purported to show a female Bigfoot walking across a dry creek bed. Skeptics of the film claim that at the time the encounter was filmed, Patterson, an avid Bigfoot hunter and aspiring filmmaker, was trying to secure funding for a movie about Bigfoot and needed proof to get the money, suggesting that he faked the footage. Scientific analysis of the film has not been able to conclusively debunk the film as a hoax or prove that it shows a real Bigfoot.

I believe that Sux has dated most of those Bigfoots.

[tikigods 76]

About 90% of baby changing tables in public restrooms have tested positive for cocaine.

[OldMaid 2,135]

About 90% of baby changing tables in public restrooms have tested positive for cocaine.

Who the fock would snort cocaine off a baby changing table? Gross. Hasn't any of these dumb focks ever heard of Parliments?

[tikigods 76]

Who the fock would snort cocaine off a baby changing table? Gross. Hasn't any of these dumb focks ever heard of Parliments?

 

edjr

[tikigods 76]

U.S. citizens can request that the White House send a greeting for a wedding, birthday, anniversary and other milestones for free!

[tikigods 76]

39% of welfare recipients are white, while 37% are black.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

39% of welfare recipients are white, while 37% are black.

What are the other 24%? ETA

Hispanic - 16%

 

What percentage of the population does each represent? ETA

Whites - 63%

Blacks 13%

Hispanics - 17%

[tikigods 76]

What are the other 24%? ETA

Hispanic - 16%

 

What percentage of the population does each represent? ETA

Whites - 63%

Blacks 13%

Hispanics - 17%

 

Asians.

[jerryskids 7,091]

No word in the English language rhymes with "pint," "else," or "month."

[shotsup 835]

No word in the English language rhymes with "pint," "else," or "month."

 

And orange ?

[Bishop82 61]

The phrase, "It costs an arm and a leg" comes from the 1800's when artist would charge more money for portrait paintings for each arm and leg they had to paint.

[Bishop82 61]

The phrase "Blowing smoke up your ass", a medical procedure used in the eighteenth century where, literally, smoke + tobacco was blown up a drowning victim’s bum to resuscitate them.

[Bishop82 61]

The phrase "Three Sheets to the wind" means the sheets being referred to here are the ropes attached to the corners of the sails, which are used for lowering or extending. When all three sheets are loosened, the ship will rock and reel as though without course or purpose, much like a drunk would if walking about while intoxicated.

[Bishop82 61]

Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what the people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV's or radios the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars. They were told to "go sip some ale" and listen to people's conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were dispatched at different times. You go sip here" and "You go sip there." The two words "go sip" were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus we have the term "gossip."