Wiffle vs Nikki

[parrot 789]

nikki>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wiffleball

 

Just sayin'

 

This is the wrongest post in the history of the board, just sayin'.

 

At least she's punching her weight with phillybear now.

[nikki2200 4]

I knew a girl named Nikki

I guess you could say she was a bridal fiend

I met her in a hotel lobby

Masturbating to Brides Weekly magazine

 

 

ZOMG. That's so freaking clever. However in the world did you come up with that? It's Ingenious really.

 

[phillybear 366]

 

I understand what you are saying. Trust me I do. I am the last thing from a feminist because I honestly feel that if you want equal treatment being a woman, that means you don't ask for special treatment because you are a woman. HOWEVER, you cannot use hate speech and look at people who are gay as lesser people and seriously make me believe that you are for "equal rights". You've made it pretty apparent that you think they are deviants and you've gone as far to tell me that I shouldn't be alive because my father is gay. That is deep-rooted hate. That does not come from a place of acceptance. That does not come from a place of "tolerance". It comes from a place of unadulterated bigotry and you are on the wrong side of history and your future children, if you can find a woman to ever have sex with you, are going to be seriously embarrassed by being associated with you.

 

H0m0s are not lesser people. People are people. They are not deviants. You can only be born a deviant, or a retard, or some other nonsense. They have a sexual fetish, just like everybody else. That doesn't make them special. They just don't want to conform. Fine, I respect individuality and freedoms. But when demands are made by a group, then it gets ugly. You can't tell me what to do or what to think. Period. And I hate hypocrisy.

 

If you can't see why your father did bad things, fine, go on your merry delusional way. And I'm sure you do remember, I hate pretty much everybody. Nobody deserves any more or any less. So spare me the wrong side of history bullsh!t. Gheys have been tolerated all through history.

 

I have lots of money and I fock plenty of attractive women. Cause I'm buff and I'm the stuff. Whooooooo!!!!

[nikki2200 4]

 

This is the wrongest post in the history of the board, just sayin'.

 

At least she's punching her weight with phillybear now.

 

You seriously think wiffleball's drunken rants on the intricacies of whatever TV show he is watching or whatever frozen pizza he has decided to eat at the moment are better than my posts????? This is not right. I would be offended if I gave a shiit.

[phillybear 366]

 

At least she's punching her weight with phillybear now.

 

Oh, Jumping Jehosophat. I do not weigh as much as nikki.

[wiffleball 4,790]

 

Oh, Jumping Jehosophat. I do not weigh as much as nikki.

 

 

[Kanil 520]

You should never feel the need to explain yourself to phillybear. Just look at the guy's life. He's sickly. poor, and miserable. Ands he keeps a notebook on everything anyone here ever mentions, so he can use it as artillery at a later date. He is FAR AND AWAY the most pathetic poster here. He'd trade his life for yours or Gettnhuge's any day of the week. Same goes for every other person whose life he attacks here. Just remeind him that you can actually find a mate, have a car, and own a cell phone. Oh, and you never ate yourself into having diabetes.

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa... PB is in the top 5 trolls I've ever seen on the interweb and clearly the top in FFT. Anyone that doesn't see the majority of his posts as entirely made up only to upset someone is more than a little retarded.

[wiffleball 4,790]

 

You seriously think wiffleball's drunken rants on the intricacies of whatever TV show he is watching or whatever frozen pizza he has decided to eat at the moment are better than my posts????? This is not right. I would be offended if I gave a shiit.

 

And what exactly is 'your posts'?? Oh yeah, searching frantically for any reference to yourself and resurrecting 6 week old threads because your betrothed isn't paying you enough attention??

 

You bring nothing - but crabs, crotch cheez and HPV.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I'm torn. On the one hand Nikki is clearly a narcissistic homicidal b!tch. However her foes in this thread are fat, bigoted losers.

 

I really have no one to root for here.

[shotsup 832]

 

That's a little ghey.

Is there really "little" ghey ?? Can you describe "little ghey"

[phillybear 366]

Is there really "little" ghey ?? Can you describe "little ghey"

Just the tip gets inserted.

[nikki2200 4]

 

H0m0s are not lesser people. People are people. They are not deviants. You can only be born a deviant, or a retard, or some other nonsense. They have a sexual fetish, just like everybody else. That doesn't make them special. They just don't want to conform. Fine, I respect individuality and freedoms. But when demands are made by a group, then it gets ugly. You can't tell me what to do or what to think. Period. And I hate hypocrisy.

 

If you can't see why your father did bad things, fine, go on your merry delusional way. And I'm sure you do remember, I hate pretty much everybody. Nobody deserves any more or any less. So spare me the wrong side of history bullsh!t. Gheys have been tolerated all through history.

 

I have lots of money and I fock plenty of attractive women. Cause I'm buff and I'm the stuff. Whooooooo!!!!

 

Don't you claim to be a "libertarian"? I'm not sure you understand what that means and your religious views (which by the way to us atheists make you seem a weak weak weak minded individual). You are saying that gay people have a sexual "fetish" and they just don't want to "conform" to the normal people who are attracted to normal sex? So are you one of the people that thinks you can send a "gay" teenager to a camp and make them straight? Because it is a learned behavior?

 

Or are you saying as a "libertarian" you don't care what "they" do? You seem to care a lot. You seem to be upset by it. Why are you so upset if a dude wants to stick his d*ck in another dude's ass? How does that personally affect you? You seem to get pretty emotional about it. Is this a methinks he doth protest too much situation? Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Why do you care if a dude that you don't know wants to stick his d*ck in another guy's ?

 

You care. Don't pretend you don't. And that doesn't seem very "libertarian" of you 'tall. You really shouldn't give a sh*t.

[nikki2200 4]

 

And what exactly is 'your posts'?? Oh yeah, searching frantically for any reference to yourself and resurrecting 6 week old threads because your betrothed isn't paying you enough attention??

 

You bring nothing - but crabs, crotch cheez and HPV.

 

No. I actually logged onto this site for the first time in like 3 months and I just wanted to see how pathetic you all were because every time I come here there is a thread (lots and lots of threads) about me. If you want to look for examples in the past I have chastised Sux for starting threads with my name in them - go nuts because he does it all the time. I can't remember the last time I posted here yet I found posts from this week with my name in them. This isn't about attention. It's about how the Geek Club so desperately needs me to be a part of it.

[OldMaid 2,130]

I'm torn. On the one hand Nikki is clearly a narcissistic homicidal b!tch. However her foes in this thread are fat, bigoted losers.

I really have no one to root for here.

IGW won this thread.

[wiffleball 4,790]

However her foes in this thread are fat, bigoted losers.

 

 

 

you just described the entire Geek Club....

[SUXBNME 1,507]

Touche.

 

But I was kind of talking about the fact that I haven't even looked at this board in months and my name somehow came up a lot (like pages of posts). That can mostly be attributed to Sux though so I won't fault the rest of you for it.

Go away again

[phillybear 366]

 

Don't you claim to be a "libertarian"? I'm not sure you understand what that means and your religious views (which by the way to us atheists make you seem a weak weak weak minded individual). You are saying that gay people have a sexual "fetish" and they just don't want to "conform" to the normal people who are attracted to normal sex? So are you one of the people that thinks you can send a "gay" teenager to a camp and make them straight? Because it is a learned behavior?

 

Or are you saying as a "libertarian" you don't care what "they" do? You seem to care a lot. You seem to be upset by it. Why are you so upset if a dude wants to stick his d*ck in another dude's ass? How does that personally affect you? You seem to get pretty emotional about it. Is this a methinks he doth protest too much situation? Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Why do you care if a dude that you don't know wants to stick his d*ck in another guy's ######?

 

You care. Don't pretend you don't. And that doesn't seem very "libertarian" of you 'tall. You really shouldn't give a sh*t.

Let's start with in the entire history of my posts at this site, I've never made any mention of my religious beliefs in any particular direction. Nobody can tell you different. Hell, it took until 2008, 5 years after registering, before I jumped into a political thread, so I hold my personal beliefs close to the vest. Other than I identify with libertarians more than any other political group. I feel that the government is too big, I pay too much in taxes, I want to be left alone, and I believe in the Constitution. Pretty simple.

 

Have I at any point said h0m0s don't get to have the same exact rights as everybody? Nope. They have a fetish, but I don't understand why you seem to think there is a normal type of sex. Have you noticed how many different categories exist when you go to a pron site. Different people have different tastes. But you can't go around demanding changes to laws based on what kind of sex you prefer. There is no science to back up any claims of being born gheys, so until a day like that should come along, I don't want to hear about discrimination and other nonsense.

 

Look, whatever my scientific views may be, I will never support groups that want equality and in addition want special rights. It has to be equal. It's the hypocrisy that grinds my gears. And let's get rid of Affirmative Action while we are at it.

[BiPolarBear 485]

I would like to recognize whiff for the superior use of language and humor twice in a single post.

 

"Spelunking her nethers"

 

"...Only the shiitzu has less back hair and less of an underbite than Nikki. :wub:"

 

Well done, sir.

 

 

 

If you are into juvenile humour like that I can participate.

 

spanking his tiny ###### ZOMG That's so frigging funny ZOMG hahahahahahahaha Oh and it's hairy hahahahahahahahaha

Wow! You are a bitter pill, aren't you?

[wiffleball 4,790]

Finally understand:

 

"Getting Huge" is How Nikki's fiance announced he was hooking up with Nikki.

[parrot 789]

 

You seriously think wiffleball's drunken rants on the intricacies of whatever TV show he is watching or whatever frozen pizza he has decided to eat at the moment are better than my posts????? This is not right. I would be offended if I gave a shiit.

Wiffle is one of the funniest guys ever to post here, you are a humorless shrew.

[wiffleball 4,790]

 

 

Wow! You are a bitter pill, aren't you?

 

Gotta find a bakery that's willing to add crushed up Pamprin to its donut dough...

[NewbieJr 541]

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa... PB is in the top 5 trolls I've ever seen on the interweb and clearly the top in FFT. Anyone that doesn't see the majority of his posts as entirely made up only to upset someone is more than a little retarded.

No sh!t. That's what I was telling Nikki. When he tries that with me, I just remind of his life. All his made up scenarios and hyperbole usually come to a screeching halt when I throw his actual, pathetic life in his face.

[NorthernVike 2,087]

Where the fock has Gettin' Huge been? Does nikki not let him post here anymore? WTF?

[NewbieJr 541]

 

 

Look, whatever my scientific views may be, I will never support groups that want equality and in addition want special rights. It has to be equal. It's the hypocrisy that grinds my gears. And let's get rid of Affirmative Action while we are at it.

 

What 'special rights' do homosexuals want?

[nikki2200 4]

 

And what exactly is 'your posts'?? Oh yeah, searching frantically for any reference to yourself and resurrecting 6 week old threads because your betrothed isn't paying you enough attention??

 

You bring nothing - but crabs, crotch cheez and HPV.

 

I wasn't "frantically" searching for anything. I seriously hadn't even looked at this board since June and I did a search to see if anyone had mentioned my name, which unfortunately tends to happen a lot. I suppose this thread was created after one of my last interactions with you where I called you out as a Norman Bates level weirdo. Actually I can't speak to why this thread was created. But it has my name in it and I decided to respond. Deal with it you psychotic freak show.

[Frank M 181]

Wiffle is one of the funniest guys ever to post here, you are a humorless shrew.

 

 

 

Not saying the second half of the sentence is completely wrong, but come on, dude.

 

That's like saying "phillybear makes sense".

[nikki2200 4]

IGW won this thread.

 

OK. You can stop sucking up to all the over-weight fat men here. They already know you would have internet sex with them.

 

:smooches.

[Mungwater 597]

 

You seriously think wiffleball's drunken rants on the intricacies of whatever TV show he is watching or whatever frozen pizza he has decided to eat at the moment are better than my posts????? This is not right. I would be offended if I gave a shiit.

You have enough shiit to search your own name, that's Focking weird, even for an attention starved

[OldMaid 2,130]

OK. You can stop sucking up to all the over-weight fat men here. They already know you would have internet sex with them.

 

:smooches.

 

I'm not sucking up to anybody... Sorry, doll, but you've turned into a rabid b!tch, as of late. Not sure if it's the wedding or what, but get over yourself. And I'm pretty sure you've been way sluttier with the guys on this bored than I have.

[phillybear 366]

 

What 'special rights' do homosexuals want?

Orange skin, frosted tips, ghetto vacations in Miami.

[NewbieJr 541]

Orange skin, frosted tips, ghetto vacations in Miami.

Wow. Way to stand by your political rant about your true thoughts. They want no special rights. Just the same as you and me. In other words, talking out of your ass again.

[wiffleball 4,790]

You have enough shiit to search your own name, that's Focking weird, even for an attention starved ######

 

...is what I'm saying. Who DOES that?

[wiffleball 4,790]

I'm not sucking up to anybody... Sorry, doll, but you've turned into a rabid b!tch, as of late. Not sure if it's the wedding or what, but get over yourself. And I'm pretty sure you've been way sluttier with the guys on this bored than I have.

 

Only one way to solve this; SLUT-OFF 2013.

 

First Round: Titteh-Pics!

 

 

Ready - GO!

[parrot 789]

 

OK. You can stop sucking up to all the over-weight fat men here. They already know you would have internet sex with them.

 

:smooches.

Over-weight, and fat! Ouch.

 

This is a target-rich environment for insults. You should be able to string two together without repeating yourself.

[nikki2200 4]

I'm not sucking up to anybody... Sorry, doll, but you've turned into a rabid b!tch, as of late. Not sure if it's the wedding or what, but get over yourself. And I'm pretty sure you've been way sluttier with the guys on this bored than I have.

 

No. I actually haven't and your constant need for affirmation from all of these people is beyond pathetic. I've never once whored myself out to any of these people. I've participated in political discussions. I post my thoughts in threads. I've never flirted with any of them minus two people ever. Anyone raise their hand if I've ever flirted with you on this board.

 

You are so desperate to get attention from these people you would be rude to me because I'm threatening your status. It's really freaking pathetic.

 

You should have said hey Nic! I haven't talked to you in a while. Instead you are responding to posts calling me a homicidal maniac? I'll go away after today so you can have this place all to yourself and you can be the shining female star amongst a bunch of window lickers who are willing to pay attention to you online.

[parrot 789]

You have enough shiit to search your own name, that's Focking weird, even for an attention starved ######

+2

[nikki2200 4]

 

 

 

Not saying the second half of the sentence is completely wrong, but come on, dude.

 

That's like saying "phillybear makes sense".

 

Frank M. You know I made you laugh a few times.

[wiffleball 4,790]

 

No. I actually haven't and your constant need for affirmation from all of these people is beyond pathetic. I've never once whored myself out to any of these people. I've participated in political discussions. I post my thoughts in threads. I've never flirted with any of them minus two people ever. Anyone raise their hand if I've ever flirted with you on this board.

 

You are so desperate to get attention from these people you would be rude to me because I'm threatening your status. It's really freaking pathetic.

 

You should have said hey Nic! I haven't talked to you in a while. Instead you are responding to posts calling me a homicidal maniac? I'll go away after today so you can have this place all to yourself and you can be the shining female star amongst a bunch of window lickers who are willing to pay attention to you online.

 

WoW. I don't speak RP, but I'm pretty sure this is where he'd say something like:

 

TILT!

[edjr 6,601]

^{this is like watching Ali fight gocolts}

[nikki2200 4]

 

WoW. I don't speak RP, but I'm pretty sure this is where he'd say something like:

 

TILT!

 

It's not "tilt". The whole reason Old Maid even found this board was because of me. I haven't been on here for months. And instead of her saying HEY! and being excited to see me... she responded to a retarded post by Northern Vike calling me a serial killer. I suppose I should be happy she's glad to see me?