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FU Burleson. Stop delivering pizzas and start bring me some points.

 

Seriously! Did Nate get caught donkey punching Mrs. Stafford?

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Seriously! Did Nate get caught donkey punching Mrs. Stafford?

He was in one of those pizza porns where they stick their junk through a hole in the pizza and it burned him. He's got 11 inches of tender sausage now hampering his running.
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Fock you to my schedule.

 

Here is my 4-8 team. Soon to be 4-9 in 10 team league

 

QB: Philip Rivers, RG III

RB: Marshawn Lynch, Alfred Morris, Eddie Lacy

WR: Demaryius Thomas, Eric Decker, Roddy White, Cecil Shorts, Michael Floyd, Kendall Wright

TE: Jordan Cameron, Greg Olsen

 

 

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FU to the packer play callers thinking they can run PA and throw on first down with a terrible qb! Run on first down to give a shred of hope for the set of downs. Don't care if its 1 yd, that's better than a sack or inc.

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Fock you to my schedule.

 

Here is my 4-8 team. Soon to be 4-9 in 10 team league

 

QB: Philip Rivers, RG III

RB: Marshawn Lynch, Alfred Morris, Eddie Lacy

WR: Demaryius Thomas, Eric Decker, Roddy White, Cecil Shorts, Michael Floyd, Kendall Wright

TE: Jordan Cameron, Greg Olsen

 

 

So that looks about right

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Fock you Matt Flynn! You could have at least forced a few passes to Jordy. How, do you end up with only 71 yards passing?

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Fock you to my schedule.

 

Here is my 4-8 team. Soon to be 4-9 in 10 team league

 

QB: Philip Rivers, RG III

RB: Marshawn Lynch, Alfred Morris, Eddie Lacy

WR: Demaryius Thomas, Eric Decker, Roddy White, Cecil Shorts, Michael Floyd, Kendall Wright

TE: Jordan Cameron, Greg Olsen

 

 

That'll happen when your only good WRs are on the same team and Rivers/RGIII aren't that good either

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Dez looks like he doesn't care out there. Not coming off the line hard. Dropping passes. I probably wouldn't care either if my QB wasn't getting me the ball downfield either.

 

I have two freaking goose eggs from Dez and Witten right now. Un--believable.

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Fock you Raiders stop scoring TDs start kicking field goals.

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FU to both of my 'star' WRs, Dez and Jordy. At least Dez got a 2yd TD. Big deal though. Calvin outscored both of you combined. Never again will I draft a white WR. Jordy, Amendola, Decker. I'm done.

 

A major FU to Matt Flynn. At halftime I switched over to the local high school championships being played at Heinz Field. I saw better QB play in that game that you showed today. How you're even in the league is beyond me. I hope Nelson shoves a turkey leg up your ass you noodle-armed fock.

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FU to both of my 'star' WRs, Dez and Jordy. At least Dez got a 2yd TD. Big deal though. Calvin outscored both of you combined. Never again will I draft a white WR. Jordy, Amendola, Decker. I'm done.

 

A major FU to Matt Flynn. At halftime I switched over to the local high school championships being played at Heinz Field. I saw better QB play in that game that you showed today. How you're even in the league is beyond me. I hope Nelson shoves a turkey leg up your ass you noodle-armed fock.

Lol

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F me for, once again, believing in Romo. Historically has played great on Turkey Day and faces Oakland, who gave up 7 TDs to Foles. My other option is Brees against Seattle at home. Sure, let's overthink it and play Romo!

 

1 TD. And the best part? He handed off to Murray 3x for TDs and my opponent has Murray.

Awesome.

 

F me!!

 

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F me for, once again, believing in Romo. Historically has played great on Turkey Day and faces Oakland, who gave up 7 TDs to Foles. My other option is Brees against Seattle at home. Sure, let's overthink it and play Romo!

 

1 TD. And the best part? He handed off to Murray 3x for TDs and my opponent has Murray.

Awesome.

 

F me!!

 

It was a fluke. Romo never hands off around 4 yard line. We had right idea but all scoring opportunities went to Murray. If someone would say Dallas scores 4 offensive Tds I would bet a ton romo has at least 2

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It was a fluke. Romo never hands off around 4 yard line. We had right idea but all scoring opportunities went to Murray. If someone would say Dallas scores 4 offensive Tds I would bet a ton romo has at least 2

 

Romo was a projected top 4 QB this week. You can't beat yourself up about it.

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Romo was a projected top 4 QB this week. You can't beat yourself up about it.

 

However, me buying into (once again) Jordy being top 10 is grounds for suicide. Thanks for the 1 point you ugly focking hick

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Boykin and Burleson...nice goose egg with 2 WRs today.

 

Same here......wow

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Suisham. It figures I'd play a kicker that doesn't even know when to time his FG approach. Do you need instructions on how to breathe, dress yourself, and wipe your ass too? Or did watermelon head rape you so hard you got a concussion and forgot every basic motor skill required for professional play?

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However, me buying into (once again) Jordy being top 10 is grounds for suicide. Thanks for the 1 point you ugly focking hick

he's actually pretty cute... can't deny it

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Suisham. It figures I'd play a kicker that doesn't even know when to time his FG approach. Do you need instructions on how to breathe, dress yourself, and wipe your ass too? Or did watermelon head rape you so hard you got a concussion and forgot every basic motor skill required for professional play?

You ok?

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Boykin and Burleson...nice goose egg with 2 WRs today.

Me too. Laughable really. HTF does this happen?

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I'd like to give a little shout out to the Ravens defense. 0 sacks, 0 turnovers, 0 anything. Thanks fellows.

Romo brown and ravens.

 

I wrap up a loss today

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I'd like to give a little shout out to the Ravens defense. 0 sacks, 0 turnovers, 0 anything. Thanks fellows.

 

X2

 

They're making Steelers O-line look Pro-bowl.

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I'm playing against Big Ben and Crotchery.

 

End of Steeler-Raven game:

 

TD pass Ben to Miller ("6 points, no problem" (I played Stafford and Megatron earlier)).

 

Overturned due to knee down and ball placed at the 1.5 yard line.

 

TD run Bell ("NO TD BEN!!!")

 

Overturned due to Bell's helmet coming off (talk about insult to injury).

 

Ben to Crotchery TD ( :cry: :cry: :cry: )

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I'd like to give a little shout out to the Ravens defense. 0 sacks, 0 turnovers, 0 anything. Thanks fellows.

And to top it off, Jaco Jones shoulda returned that kick & Tomlin is standing on the out of bounds line?!?!

 

Enjoy your fine from Goodell!

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FU Nate Burleson....I probably lost a first rd bye due to your bum ass.

Can't believe i sat Torrey smith for this guy.

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FU Nate Burleson....I probably lost a first rd bye due to your bum ass.

Can't believe i sat Torrey smith for this guy.

 

I make some pretty bad moves, but I have no idea how you don't play Smith with the way Pitt gives up massive amounts of yardage

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