I Own Too Fawking Many......

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]

Extension cords. Got three to one cords to outlets. And coozies. If you came to my house today with a case of beer, I'd be able to coozies each beer ten fold.

[shotsup 832]

Fire hazard

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]

Fire hazard

Inventory was my angle. Pay attention.

[mobb_deep 920]

You got a megatoof cuzi?

[shotsup 832]

I am a coozie collector by trade and safety is in my blood.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]

You got a megatoof cuzi?

I rock!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]

I am a coozie collector by trade and safety is in my blood.

My coozie collection dwarfs yours. And it's not even close. I catch them. You buy them.

[mobb_deep 920]

I rock!

Is that a yes or a no?

[shotsup 832]

My coozie collection dwarfs yours. And it's not even close. I catch them. You buy them.

OK I defer. But I usually steal them.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]

Is that a yes or a no?

I rock! Self explanatory?

[rholio 339]

Translation- bring a case of beer to my house, and I'll show you my coozie.

[parrot 789]

Coozies here too, and coolers. I must have 20 of different sizes and configurations. I don't even know where many of them came from. 5-6 get used regularly. The other are stacked 6 feet deep on a shelf in my garage that could be put to much better use if I could bring myself to part with any, but getting rid of coolers seems like sacrilege. The wife did convince me to throw out one this summer just because it had begun to come apart and I had sewed it together with wire-ties. Her "We have two more just like it!" argument eventually won out, but I wasn't happy about it .

[jerryskids 6,790]

I never have enough extension cords.

 

My go to coozie is a megatoof one though.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I usually have a lot of extension cords, but my inventory dwindles when my wife decides to use the hedge clippers. I always find one cut in half shortly thereafter in the trash. I wonder why.

[Bert 1,128]

Koozie's and Golf shirts. I have 62 golf shirts.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]

I usually have a lot of extension cords, but my inventory dwindles when my wife decides to use the hedge clippers. I always find one cut in half shortly thereafter in the trash. I wonder why.

[HenryHill9323 65]

Take a clue from Bill E and do a Koozie contest to thin the herd.

 

Maybe everyone could guess the number of Old Maid posts where she worries about Mikey's feelings over the next month.........or some other uninteresting subject.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Black Widders

[shotsup 832]

I tend to bring my own bottle coozie to the bar.

[drobeski 3,061]

Thread wins

[MDC 7,405]

Baseball caps. I only have maybe 15 but that's about 12 more than I ever wear.

[HenryHill9323 65]

Baseball caps. I only have maybe 15 but that's about 12 more than I ever wear.

Sew the other 12 together and make one for your kid.

[MDC 7,405]

Sew the other 12 together and make one for your kid.

Reported for being RP.

[HenryHill9323 65]

Reported for being RP.

Old Maid beat you to it.....but you go girl!

[MDC 7,405]

Old Maid beat you to it.....but you go girl!

No denial. Also RMFF!

[HenryHill9323 65]

No denial.

What you think is a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ratsass to me, so you won't see me acknowledging it one way or the other.

[MDC 7,405]

What you think is a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ratsass to me, so you won't see me acknowledging it one way or the other.

You spent a lot of time talking to yourself under the Goog and Eagles handles.

 

Focking loser.

[drobeski 3,061]

Sew the other 12 together and make one for your kid.

[MDC 7,405]

Looks like catcher is here to protect pitcher.

 

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Neil and Bob

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Fire hazard

You'd think an insurance man would understand that

[IGotWorms 4,058]

You spent a lot of time talking to yourself under the Goog and Eagles handles.

 

Focking loser.

[drobeski 3,061]

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Sew the other 12 together and make one for your kid.

[jerryskids 6,790]

Reported for being RP.

It was a good ZING$#!@ though.

[MDC 7,405]

I own too many fawking heads to live in.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

I own too many fawking heads to live in.

No..You really don't. hth

[wiffleball 4,790]

 

Address labels. Every f****** charity in the planet sends me these things.

[jerryskids 6,790]

Address labels. Every f****** charity in the planet sends me these things.

Great one. 15 years ago I gave some small donation to the USGA. Every year since I get a shiot ton of return address labels from them. I used to get baseball caps (MDC mentioned having too many as well) but I think they've gratefully stopped sending those.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]