Official Week 11 F.U. thread

[dcgangstas 41]

Is Pierre Garcon alive?

 

 

I think I saw his face printed on a milk carton somewhere.

[DaBeerz 88]

Peyton Manning. WTF was that against the Rams? Second highest projected points QB this week shits the bed.

 

J. Thomas just FU for getting out scored by Larry Donnell

 

Larry Donnell FU for going off whenever you're on my bench, yet sucking whenever I start you.

 

FU Denver RBs...you know who you are.

[Bills04 56]

FU to Indianapolis' defense. I lost by two points, and I just saw a highlight of Gronk's td reception. My opponent started him.

 

Gronk caught a pass just beyond the sticks, around the 20 yard line. Being Gronk, instead of going out of bounds, he turns upfield. THREE Indianapolis players had shots at him within 5 yards of the catch, and not ONE "wrapped up..." Then, Gronk had another guy bouce off him at the 1-yard line. Again - just lunging at him, with no attempt to "wrap up."

 

WTF?!?

[southcarolina 166]

Dear Fantasy Football,

 

F0ck off, you fickle b*tch. You unpredictable completely random wh0re..

 

You absolutely exhaust me. I just cant take it anymore. Youre going to put me in an early grave if i dont quit you, and soon.

 

I should have been suspicious when i saw you making eyes at the Dolphins defense on Thursday night, but i didnt want to believe. Then Sunday rolled around. Jonas Gray? You just shove it in my face like that? Im sorry but that just defies reason. Do you know what it feels like to have spent literally days researching fantasy points against running backs, only to have you roll in to town with Jonas F0CKING Gray? You immasculate me at every turn. You probably tell your friends, "You know what that idiot did this week? He started Steven Jackson. Idiot"

 

Wait....whats that? What the f0ck did you just say?

 

Yes. Yes i do know my teams went 5-0 this week. Yes i know that even my previously one win embarrassment of a team in that abortion of an 8 team league won. I know. I f0cking know it.

 

You know what this week was? It was sinking that 45 foot uphill putt that had to break left, right and then left again. All with that sh*t talker Simmons from accounting standing right there watching, mouth hanging open. It was that shot that draws you back in. You were thinking of selling your clubs, saving yourself the frustrations. Then that shot, and you think, "Hey...golf isnt so bad."

 

This morning i was ready to say that Fantasy Football isnt so bad. But now im on to your twisted little plan. You are sick Fantasy Football. You should probably get some professional help. But whether you do or not, i am out. Shovel your abusive sh*t on someone elses doorstep from now on. Dont even come around anymore. I had all your stuff moved to a storage unit and paid for a month. After that, i dont give a f0ck.

 

We could have had it all. But you f0cking ruined it.

 

I hate you worse than the people who circumvent the order of the carpool drop off lane at school by making a left turn onto that access road that has it clearly marked that left turns are illegal there.

 

Sincerely

 

southcarolina

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I think she gave you the clap too southcarolina.

 

B!tches be cray.............especially FF b!tches.

[Vikes_Fan 8]

To me for stocking up great WRs...and to my league for being unwilling to trading to help both teams.

 

I will inevitably pick incorrect between AJ Green, ODB, Evans, and Hopkins.

 

So probably and FU to Hopkins for blowing up on my bench...no way I can play him.

Then another to whoever of the other 3 are left on the bench.

Well, if you stuck to this, you owe someone an apology.

[Vikes_Fan 8]

FU to michael floyd. I traded him and he will use this game to blow the fock up. 140 yards on 5 catches for 2tds.

Good call, finally dropped him... and then this...

[Flyfreak 84]

f*ck the redskins for losing my survior $900 payout, i hope they change your name to sh*tskins

[ric0 23]

FU Martavius. 2 drops in the red zone.

[ric0 23]

another FU to the steelers D.

[murf74 461]

FU Martavius. 2 drops in the red zone.

Nah defense deflected both

[TennisMenace 156]

FU Martavius. 2 drops in the red zone.

I'm glad I benched him for Mike Evans.

[shorepatrol 1,870]

FU Martavius. 2 drops in the red zone.

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

In an absolute must-win game, to keep my slim playoff hopes alive, I was down 10pts going into tonight. I have Roethlisberger. Obviously barring injury, the thought of losing didn't even enter my mind. Here it is at half, and I'm still down 8. Thanks Ben. Fock off

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Suck c@ck Mathews, Rivers, Chargers, whoever the fock condemned back to RB hell in my money league. Kiss my leather donut you focking db@gs.

[kilroy69 1,245]

as usual I started the wrong berger. should have started the mett. He is 1 point behind what dirty sanchez had and 12 ahead of ben. fock you to the combo of Ben and Bryant.

[shorepatrol 1,870]

Suck c@ck Mathews, Rivers, Chargers, whoever the fock condemned back to RB hell in my money league. Kiss my leather donut you focking db@gs.

Leather donut? Oh I focking lost it

[Wussfacekiller 9]

Martavis Bryant. Lick my taint with your rough bumpy tongue.

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Ben, still sitting at 3.6 pts when all I needed was 10. Fock the entire Steelers orgainzation

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,342]

Ben, still sitting at 3.6 pts when all I needed was 10. Fock the entire Steelers orgainzation

 

I only needed 7 so double him

[GS3K 12]

I needed 8 from Bryant in a P.P.R. league. Focking kidding me Steelers offense.

[GS3K 12]

Fock my entire team. Ellington, Calvin, Stafford, Graham, Hilton, M. Bryant, Lion's defense. I'm about to lose to the team with Murray on bye and Manning shitting the bed.

[Texas10 15]

I needed Tennessee to not let Bell have a career game, up by 24 and opponent had Bell left. Fack you Titan turds.

[OldMaid 2,130]

Good thing I only needed 1pt from Ben. He still deserves a FOCK YOU, though.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Martavis Bryant. Lick my taint with your rough bumpy tongue.

The night is still young for him.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Good thing I only needed 1pt from Ben. He still deserves a FOCK YOU, though.

You survived again?

 

Congrats.

[GS3K 12]

I needed Tennessee to not let Bell have a career game, up by 24 and opponent had Bell left. Fack you Titan turds.

Stop the focking run! Idiots selling out against the pass and still lose.