shorepatrol 1,741 Posted September 20, 2015 This game is underwhelming. Murray 1 yard rushing , Bradford 29 yards passing at home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 20, 2015 3-0 at the half. Wanna talk about the menstrual cycle of the mid western honey badger? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted September 20, 2015 Wanna talk about the menstrual cycle of the mid western honey badger? Maybe. PICS? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted September 20, 2015 Can someone text Chip and let him know there is a game today? The entire team has almost zero stats at halftime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted September 20, 2015 Garrett has remained calm and focused. Â ...and awake, I assume. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 20, 2015 Maybe. PICS? Â I lost them all with a computer crash. I think I emailed Subway Jared some of them. Let me see if he can send them back and I'll forward them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted September 20, 2015 Â I lost them all with a computer crash. I think I emailed Subway Jared some of them. Let me see if he can send them back and I'll forward them. Do it through Hillarys server and we should be fine 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted September 20, 2015 It is official: Dallas games are completely unwatchable. Watching a team move the ball up and down the field entirely on penalties is like a sports root canal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 20, 2015 Do it through Hillarys server and we should be fine  Roger that. I'll be sure to tag them "Top Secret" so everyone will have access to them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thePRO 78 Posted September 20, 2015 It is official: Dallas games are completely unwatchable. Watching a team move the ball up and down the field entirely on penalties is like a sports root canal. Â Â Makes perfect sense, thank God those penalty yards count for offensive yards last year when they finished top 5. Really? This is the first drive that I've seen in awhile that had a ridiculous amount of penalties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted September 20, 2015 Â Roger that. I'll be sure to tag them "Top Secret" so everyone will have access to them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
giraldi02 470 Posted September 20, 2015 I mentioned this last season, but Chip Kelly's offense and why that pace won't work for long in the NFL.When the Eagles offense works, it's great. But when they have repeated 3-and-outs, the defense is absolutely gassed. Particularly early in the game. Teams in the NFL just don't win long term when they don't dominate the time of possession. Â Chip needs to realize that a 2 yard gain when your team is not clicking doesn't require everyone at the line in 3 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted September 20, 2015 I mentioned this last season, but Chip Kelly's offense and why that pace won't work for long in the NFL. Â When the Eagles offense works, it's great. But when they have repeated 3-and-outs, the defense is absolutely gassed. Particularly early in the game. Teams in the NFL just don't win long term when they don't dominate the time of possession. Â Chip needs to realize that a 2 yard gain when your team is not clicking doesn't require everyone at the line in 3 seconds. Â Â Eagles bust out huge in the second half under Chip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted September 20, 2015 Now dallas' special teams is wore out from scoring so the iggles should really pour it on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boilermaker04 11 Posted September 20, 2015 Remember when the Wildcat was an amazing thing? Kind of the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hellfish21 1 Posted September 20, 2015 3rd and penalty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 20, 2015 Down goes Frazier. Romo clutching shoulder after coughing up the ball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrbdmb 28 Posted September 20, 2015 Damn, I knew I should've picked up Palmer as my backup QB this week. Â But at least I didn't pick up Bradford as my "sneaky play" QB2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murf74 461 Posted September 20, 2015 Maybe Weeden likes Williams!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted September 20, 2015 Hello, Mr. Tebow, this is Jerry Jones, please call me Jerry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted September 20, 2015 Down goes Frazier. Romo clutching shoulder after coughing up the ball. Â I like Romo, but I'm up against him this week. Stay down for the game, Tony. Come back rested next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted September 20, 2015 Hello, Mr. Tebow, this is Jerry Jones, please call me Jerry. Oh fock I hope so Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted September 20, 2015 Wonder who gets the td here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted September 20, 2015 Bradford endzone INT. Lucky I don't need his points this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 20, 2015 Hello, Mr. Tebow, this is Jerry Jones, please call me Jerry. Â Uh, if they wanted a no talent a$$clown to chuck the ball for them, couldn't they just ask Joe Buck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted September 20, 2015 Wonder who gets the td here  Clearly you haven't been watching, otherwise you would have known the answer was "no one". 1st and goal at the two or not, this offense is ugly right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted September 20, 2015 stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid focks. You cram an angry Murray right down there throat!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Nice 40 Posted September 20, 2015 Your best receiver only has 3 targets when you've been down the whole game.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted September 20, 2015 Â Clearly you haven't been watching, otherwise you would have known the answer was "no one". 1st and goal at the two or not, this offense is ugly right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted September 20, 2015 Wonder who gets the td here  Nobody!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted September 20, 2015 Â Nobody!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrbdmb 28 Posted September 20, 2015 I like Romo, but I'm up against him this week. Stay down for the game, Tony. Come back rested next week. Oh he'll be rested. Sounds like a broken collarbone. What's that, six to eight weeks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaBeerz 88 Posted September 20, 2015 FFS...Iggles offense is offensive. Can't even score a FG... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted September 20, 2015 Oh he'll be rested. Sounds like a broken collarbone. What's that, six to eight weeks? Â Yeah, just heard that. It'll even be hard to stir his crownie batter. Dang for the guy. Yay for me this week, and yay because still F the Cowboys from a Packer fan in the 1990s. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R8RMick 242 Posted September 20, 2015 I knew better than to make assumptions based on pre-season. Wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted September 20, 2015 FFS... ###### Reported Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted September 20, 2015 What was Dan Bailey thinking? Dumbest move ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted September 20, 2015 Sideline penalty on...the kicker! What a game. What a team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,157 Posted September 20, 2015 Romos done for a while... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted September 20, 2015 Ouch, Romo is done. Can cut all Cowboys now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites