Tiger Woods: " I want to say unequivocally, I want to play professional golf again."

[cbfalcon 824]

 

Throw in the fact that the first thing the cop said to him was that he smelled like booze and it makes me extremely suspicious.

 

They've done super scientific experiments with thousands of samples.... You show someone some oranges, but then have them smell something scented with pine. Then you ask what they smelled, and they say "oranges, dude".

 

Or maybe they haven't done scientific experiments like that, but I think you get my point.

[edjr 5,585]

Who better than John Daly to tell Tiger how to get his sh1t back together?

 

 

[vuduchile 1,941]

How often does anyone drive over something where 2 go flat? How in the hell do you get a puncture hole like that in a tire? Is that from driving over something, really - on the side like that?

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/nintchdbpict000328219553.jpg?strip=all&w=634&quality=100

That's crazy. wtf did he hit?

[edjr 5,585]

That's crazy. wtf did he hit?

 

A curb it looks like, not a rounded one.

[Cruzer 1,992]

That's crazy. wtf did he hit?

I have no idea.. But that's damn near a puncture hole from the side - how does that happen?

[edjr 5,585]

I have no idea.. But that's damn near a puncture hole from the side - how does that happen?

 

I did it, hitting a curb.

 

Was covered in snow.

 

my tire up good. had to replace the rim too

[vuduchile 1,941]

This too shall pass

 

Can't wait till his comeback!

At this rate, he'll be lucky to make some noise on the Champs Tour

[edjr 5,585]

At this rate, he'll be lucky to make some noise on the Champs Tour

 

He has 8 1/2 years to heal up

 

if John Daly can win on the Senior Tour, Tiger can too

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Those Mercedes rims are soft and they do break easy. My brother has one and we laugh at how easy it is to break them (and how freakin' expensive it is to replace).

[Cruzer 1,992]

 

He has 8 1/2 years to heal up

 

if John Daly can win on the Senior Tour, Tiger can too

JD's life was wrecked, not his body.. TW gets surgeries more often than people have their teeth cleaned... The chances his back is better in 9 years is slim.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,699]

Ambien. Mystery solved.

[listen2me 23 1,548]

Ambien. Mystery solved.

That is a good point actually. Ambien makes some people sleep walk.

[edjr 5,585]

That is a good point actually. Ambien makes some people sleep walk. drive

 

There is your defense

[edjr 5,585]

It all makes sense now.

 

Tiger is confused by his sexuality.

 

His new lover

 

 

https://twitter.com/MKaymer59/status/870397979475288064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FMKaymer59%2Fstatus%2F870397979475288064

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

That is a good point actually. Ambien makes some people sleep walk.

My ex wife used to take double dosages of that and walk around hallucinating. Would carry on conversations with you. Even Fock you. And remember none of it the next day.

 

Yeah, ambien will definitely do it. Especially with an opiate sidecar.

[dain11279 928]

It all makes sense now.

 

Tiger is confused by his sexuality.

 

His new lover

 

 

https://twitter.com/MKaymer59/status/870397979475288064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FMKaymer59%2Fstatus%2F870397979475288064

 

If TW starts wearing an ascot on the course that's the last straw for me

[edjr 5,585]

 

If TW starts wearing an ascot on the course that's the last straw for me

 

[frank 2,152]

My ex wife used to take double dosages of that and walk around hallucinating. Would carry on conversations with you. Even Fock you. And remember none of it the next day.

 

 

Wow. I don't remember that either. I guess I took some too.

[Cruzer 1,992]

It all makes sense now.

 

Tiger is confused by his sexuality.

 

His new lover

 

 

https://twitter.com/MKaymer59/status/870397979475288064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FMKaymer59%2Fstatus%2F870397979475288064

Nice to see Kaymer step up... And he makes some damn good points for sure.

[edjr 5,585]

Nice to see Kaymer step up... And he makes some damn good points for sure.

 

How quickly they forget.

 

I never will.

 

#neverforget

[edjr 5,585]

 

 

#notmytiger

 

 

can't, won't watch

[dain11279 928]

 

"Can you unlock my bracelets?"

[Cruzer 1,992]

Charges against TW have been dropped.. to enter a program of some kind instead.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/dui-charges-tiger-woods-dropped-diversion-program-ahead-142211245.html

 

 

In other news, officials from West Palm Beach have announced a new wing will be built on the County courthouse.

[NewbieJr 540]

Charges against TW have been dropped.. to enter a program of some kind instead.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/dui-charges-tiger-woods-dropped-diversion-program-ahead-142211245.html

 

 

In other news, officials from West Palm Beach have announced a new wing will be built on the County courthouse.

Shocking! If that were you or me risking other peoples' lives, we'd be in jail for three months.