supermike80 1,910 Posted September 5, 2019 There used to be a street named Chuck Norris, but they had to rename it because no one ever crosses Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,149 Posted September 5, 2019 Chuck counted to infinity......twice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,586 Posted September 5, 2019 Chuck Norris is a lame ass mofo and JVD could have kicked his ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 5, 2019 Chuck visited the Virgin Islands; now they're just called the Islands. If you can't see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can see Chuck Norris, you're only seconds from death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,541 Posted September 5, 2019 13 minutes ago, edjr said: Chuck Norris is a lame ass mofo and JVD could have kicked his ass This isn't funny. At all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,620 Posted September 5, 2019 The thread needs to be renamed, these aren't jokes they are facts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,797 Posted September 6, 2019 Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups; he pushes the earth down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,910 Posted September 6, 2019 19 hours ago, Filthy Fernadez said: Chuck visited the Virgin Islands; now they're just called the Islands. If you can't see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can see Chuck Norris, you're only seconds from death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted September 6, 2019 https://pics.me.me/chuck-norris-mobile-answer-answer-40759572.png https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/November-26-2011-17-58-06-ScreenShot20111126at1.jpg https://i.imgflip.com/2lvf5w.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted September 6, 2019 A rock and a hard place got stuck between Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,425 Posted September 6, 2019 When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,429 Posted September 6, 2019 When Mrs. MDC jumps in a pool everyone gets wet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,586 Posted September 6, 2019 Chuck Norris was a joke, you got that right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,586 Posted September 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, MDC said: When Mrs. HT gave birth to a Downs kid her vagina got broken. Jesus dude Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,429 Posted September 6, 2019 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,440 Posted February 10, 2024 He drove his mom home from the hospital.🥸 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 742 Posted February 10, 2024 Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby......once on Nagasaki & once on Hiroshima..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,429 Posted April 6, 2024 Chuck Norris went to the womens March and came back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,541 Posted March 10 Happy 85th B-day to Chuck Norris!!!! We celebrate Chuck Norris's Birthday because he allowed us to live another year Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Rattle Snake... After 3 Days of suffering the rattle snake died! A lot of people don't know this, but Chuck Norris actually died two years ago. The Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him Chuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood Chuck Norris can light a fire rubbing two ice cubes together Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
